Hey i need an extra few hundred bucks..any scam ideas. easy ones. not having to do with drugs or robbing banks

robb a bank, or an old lady. Or wait till someone knocks someone else out, and then take their shoes, wallet etc. But go fer the shoes first

uhh im kinda leaning away from that sorta thing, i want somthin easy quick and SAFE, not difficult and dangerous

The easiest would probably be to buy weed with counterfeit money and resell it. Or you could return stuff off-the-shelf in bestbuy with fake receipts. Scams and theft are not magical ways to make money, they require work. And balls.

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I would do the weed one its got a good profit. Rip off younger buyers with bigger prices and smaller quantaties.

Peace Renegade,

My advice would be to hang out in wal-mart or something, in the power tools section. Just make like youre admiring a drill, and wait for soemone to come by, and pick up one of those $200 rotary tools or something. follow them discretely, to make sure they buy it, and make a note of the time/date. Now, go back to the tools section, and find the same rotary tool [just and example you can use anything you want!] and open the box, shuffle items around, make like youre lookign to see if everything is inside ebfore you buy it. then close it back up a bit out of order, and shove it to the back of all the boxes.

Now, if security saw you, you didnt do anything wrong! So yorue safe. Now return to the store 2 or 3 days later, and grab the box from the back, and go straigh to customer service. Walk up and say youde like to return the item, and lost your recipt. At wal-mart they dont need one. Whenever ive returned shit without a recipt, theyve asked when I bought it roughl;y. I guess check to see if there was a purchase within my time frame. So when they ask say "Oh, on tuesday, at like, I dont know, 5 or 5:30" theyll check the computer, see the sale of the item at 5:22 for example, and allow for its return.

keep in mind you can still get busted, but the reason this is lower risk, is for a few reasons. one, its spread out over a few days so you dont have to do everything at once, arrising a lot of suspicion. and also, if security sees a guy walking through the store, with a big box, I doubt theyll be suspicious that theyre gonna shove it in their pants or soemthng?

I think power tools is the best place for this, as it is an isolated isle, unlike electronics which has its own section, and all items are free to grab, unlike electronics, plsu they cost upwards ofhundreds of dollars. Electronics will cost more, but would be hard to walk out of electronics with a tv to goto custom service to return it!

find someone you know well but wouldnt call your friend. find when they will be gone, at work or out of town. now that you have there basic schedual break into there house and steal a tv or something the will sell good. to find a place to buy it look for a shifty pawn shop not a big one with lots of people.


or just walk behind someones house and steal one of those ac window units those sell good.

make shure that both are not right by your place of residence.

you Also could go out and steal from cars in a dark neighborhood or arpartment complex.



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Or, walk down the street one day and look for small stores that have vent shafts at rechable height outside, that arent too visible from the sidewalk.

When the store is closed, walk by looing in the window and make sure the register isnt popped open. [store owners open the register when the empty it, so anyone thinking of putting a brick through the window to rob them can see their empty] then, jump into that vent shaft, and hope to find your way into the store. if you dont crawl out, if so, blast over to the register, and reach around the back of it, and stick your finger underneith, near the center. there should be a little peg like thing underneith, use your finger to pull on it, and the cash drawer will open.

grab the cash, and bolt. make sure, on your way out, to check to see if the door, can be unlocked from the inside, if so, unlock it and run, as youve no doubt already tripped some alarm once you stepped out of the shaft, if not, out the shaft you go, and make sure to close up the ends of the shaft behind you. And if you DO go out the shaft, Ide sit in it near the middle kind of for about 30 minutes, just incase any cops come by. that way theyll walk around, see nothing suspicious, and be on their way, rather then seeing you climbing out the side of the wall!

dude, at night stores keep their daily earnings in a safe, and if they didnt they would at least lock the register.

so take the register if it isnt bolted to the counter

dont steal from people - steal from big shops

quandary it doesnt matter where you steal it from, its eventually going to come from an individuals pocket.

But you can make sure that individual is a rich fucker, sailboat owners come to mind.

*goes off thinking up insane scams to rip off boat owners

HEY EVERYONE. DON RIT IS A FUCKING COP.

what the hell, why is everyone saying im a cop, y would u even think that.

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Originally posted by Calvin:
quandary it doesnt matter where you steal it from, its eventually going to come from an individuals pocket.

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ah, true