What is the best prank(s) you have ever pulled?

Getting you to read this.

*Nox leads a sheltered life*

Nox

years ago... draw multicolor donuts on a dozen parked police cars in a midle of the night... not the best one.. but the funniest one for me....

way back in the oldin days of 8th grade at the 8th grade dance me and my buddie got dressed real spify and i introuduced my self as bruce wayne i then turned to my buddie and said have you met my youthful ward dick grayson just call him dick.well when it got dark we snuck out the side doors and got on the roof (all this we had planned and practiced)we had the old batman and robin costumes the tights and shit and to add to that the costumes were meant for a 12 year old so there wasnt much left to the immagination. well earlier that day we got up there and got the rope which we had put inside one of the air condition things and tied it up there and then we proceded to repel off but the gloves chris was wearing wouldnt let him grip and he fell almost falling on me i jumped before he fell so.....but we got up and brushed ourselves off and da da batman and robin where there and i forgot to mention that the reason we snuck out was because the penguin and the joker and the riddle(who was in a body suit) and catwoman had showed up they like changed in the bathroom and they had worst costumes then us ours were actually ...besides the tightness.. sweet but then we just fucking starting laying into the villians we actualy had a sweet fight it was awesome cause the adults thaught we were just play fightin' so they gave us a long time to fight. during the fight the riddles bodysuit got ripped and he ran away defeated and bare assed. we almost got suspended it was funny as hell they brought us all(except for the riddle who was putting cloths on) in the office in our costumes .and me and chris had planned what we were gonna say in advance. when the principle said ''what were you thinking?someone could of got hurt. what do you have to say about that.'' chris as robin then said holy permanet record batman fuck we must have been high to do stupid shit like that



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there was this awesome teacher who didnt care bout anything. it was sweet cause before class he let me climb up in the ceiling and put the tile back and let me stay there till like all the people were in the class then he made the class get quit and do work then i just let go of the steal beam i was holding on to and crash.then without saying a thing cause i like landed on my foot wrong and it hurt like shit i got up brushed my self off and walked out the class was completly silent throughout all that

well i used to stay after school alot for really nothing and i'd usally hang back stage and there was this one couch that was awesome i like skip class using the totse archive thing about skipping and then go back there and lay there or if people were in the auditorium i'd go up to the roof i'd just walk through the locker room and go to the wash room no ones in there in the middle of the period and just climb the ladder and hang where me and my buddie had put some lawn chairs behind the roof of the band room and next to the wall of the gym so it was pretty sucluded and well from the roof many pranks can be play especially during lunch break but i dont feel like going in to it right now maybe later but skipping class is awesome cause usally in or near the band hall there are hundreds of chairs relativly cheap one well all you need is a big caulk gun size thing of glue epoxy whatever and line up the chairs in rows so nobody can get by then glue em' to the ground make sure you use lots of it cause it'll be kinda easy to get off but after that get like fishing line or metal wire thats thin and the way my school is you have da lockers in some halls right across from each other well start wraping the wire to the locks and then across do this to as many lockers as possible as close to the next bell because when the bell rings you'll have unspecting people rushing to get to class and they wont be able to get around all of them and it'll take time for them to cut the wire so you can have a excuse for being 20 min late for your next class.....more to come

yo

Invented religion. You should see what some people believe, whoo man, just thinking about it causes side splitting laughter to ensue.

I tricked the dean of my old school into opening a box with a big dildo in it in front of the whole school.

my best prank was on Halloween night. I went to this guys house that I hate and used his hose to fill up an empty trashcan with water to the top. Me and a few friends carried the trashcan to the front of the house, leaned it against the door. He opened the door and the can tipped and all the water went into his house. My friends were hiding and he chased after me. They then got water ballons filled with black ink and ran inside the house throwing them everywhere. and also took the big bowl of candy mmmmmmmmm

how did you fill the balloons with ink, funny story.

we used a shringe, (needle without the needle lol) it was very funny =D

when i was 17, i poked a hole with a screwdriver in the gasoline tank under the car. It was this dude that jumped me w/ 4 of his friends, so i had to get him back somehow, so late at night i walked to his house, he was probly asleep (since it was a schoolnight) i thought about cutting his brake cables or putting his life in danger, but i didnt want to suffer the consequences, so i popped his gasoline tank with a good size hole, and gasoline started leaking. Two weeks later, he sold his car, because he didnt know what happened to it i guess, pretty funny, i loved that prank

Let's see.... I would have to say that my best/easiest prank would have to be when i stole all the computers out of my high school like 4 years ago. It was easy. All i had to do, was kill the surveilence cameras and cuck the comps. out the window. The window was in the parking lot.

*chuck*

I hand-cuffed a five year-old to a fence (in the middle of no where). I came back two days later (no kidding) and he was still there. He was crying too.

My cousin has this problem with wetting the bed. So, I find out his parents made him a deal, if he didn't pee the bed for 1 week straight he'd get to go to Disney land. Well at the time I was staying there for a week or so, and he hates me. for the 3 days I was there he'd steal my stuff and throw hotwheels at me, etc. so on the Fifth day, I stayed up all night and I waited for him to wake up and get ready for school. Knowing his dad would be at work(at around 5 a.m he starts) and his mom would make breakfast. Anyways, when he woke up he obviously had to piss, it was my time for revenge...When he went into the bathroom, I pissed in his bed and put his blanket over it. He then when downstairs, had breakfast and then left for school. Meanwhile I was having coffee with my aunt, when she finished she went upstairs to make his bed and found the yello stain of sweet sweet revenge....

It's not a prank, but it's still awesome, no?

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Originally posted by t0ne:
My cousin has this problem with wetting the bed. So, I find out his parents made him a deal, if he didn't pee the bed for 1 week straight he'd get to go to Disney land. Well at the time I was staying there for a week or so, and he hates me. for the 3 days I was there he'd steal my stuff and throw hotwheels at me, etc. so on the Fifth day, I stayed up all night and I waited for him to wake up and get ready for school. Knowing his dad would be at work(at around 5 a.m he starts) and his mom would make breakfast. Anyways, when he woke up he obviously had to piss, it was my time for revenge...When he went into the bathroom, I pissed in his bed and put his blanket over it. He then when downstairs, had breakfast and then left for school. Meanwhile I was having coffee with my aunt, when she finished she went upstairs to make his bed and found the yello stain of sweet sweet revenge....

It's not a prank, but it's still awesome, no?

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t0ne, it may not be the worst prank and it may not be the most daring, but i sure as hell can agree its probally the most satisfying. my brother is 12 and he is such a prick, i feel like doing that to him right now,he has no bed wetting problems, but wouldnt it suck to wake up and "think" you pissed your self and the feeling I would get knowing he thinks it was himself

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Originally posted by Brent:
I hand-cuffed a five year-old to a fence (in the middle of no where). I came back two days later (no kidding) and he was still there. He was crying too.

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And how old were you when you did this?

Mine are still to come,

Peace Renegade

well renegade.............

The time my girlfriend cheated on me at her own home, at my 17th b-day party, So I took a shit in her dryer and turned it on high heat

Tha time when we taped 512 sparklers up real tight, put them on sum old dude's door step and lit 'em up, we ran into sum other dude's house and hid but he found us and gave us this lecture about how he worked hard for that door mat, it was fucking phunny shit.

Shoving an idiots earphones upp my friends ass... They really smelled like crap, but the idiot never realised that he had shit in his ear

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Originally posted by Brent:
I hand-cuffed a five year-old to a fence (in the middle of no where). I came back two days later (no kidding) and he was still there. He was crying too.

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damn your a mean bastard....id prob bite my hand off, well not really, id bite your hand off! a fucking 5 year old? i think no eating or drinking for 2 days would kill a 5 year old, and its pretty fucking hard to sleep while being homeless, least in my exp

-Chibi

-I think someone might start deleteing your posts in anime......