whats the best' way to carry a pipe on ones self ..maybe a stash pocket?, where would it be so the cops couldnt patt it down?

Hurry up and DIE.

If you get patted down they'll find you pipe even if it's in a stash pocket. If you keep it up your ass they won't find it very easily. If you're concerned about getting patted down just leave your pipe at home.

Buy shoes with pockets in they or the ones where you take out the foot shaped thing inside and theres a little compartment. Or just make your own.

Theyll usually find it, but the best place (if your a guy), is usually behind your balls, theyre usually the most reluctant to get real close in on there. Theyll check the outsides of your crotch and stuff and feel on your ass a little, but shit, if your getting searched by a cop your usually fucked.

just carry it somewhere where you can get it out fast enough to ditch it if you have to.

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Originally posted by rlpinca:
Hurry up and DIE.

If you get patted down they'll find you pipe even if it's in a stash pocket. If you keep it up your ass they won't find it very easily. If you're concerned about getting patted down just leave your pipe at home.

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Man you should shut the fuck up. Yeah the first plays the pigs are gonna look is up your ass, caus they're homos, just like rlpinca here.


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Well we can see somebody's crammed something up YOUR ass. The point was you're pretty much fucked if you're gonna get patted down by pigs.

If I had to do something I'd just put it under my foot in my shoe (if it's metal, if it's glass then good luck). I realize if they make you take your shoes off you're immediatley fucked, but I've been frisked probably a dozen times and only once have they made me take my shoes off.

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Originally posted by XeNobiTe:
Man you should shut the fuck up. Yeah the first plays the pigs are gonna look is up your ass, caus they're homos, just like rlpinca here.

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Hey look I made a new friend.
Did it really take you 3 times to refine that? I ask because it was edited 3 times. After 3 times you'd think you would get the spelling right.

I live with my wife and her girlfriend so I'm far from being a homo. I can't speak for all cops being straight. But I'm guessing one of the straight ones has fucked you up or something for you to be such a bitter little bitch. The remark wasn't even directed at you so why are you crying about it? If you try to flame me please have the courtesy to do a better job than that.

rlpinca, lol you have a new friend! I'm jealous! A overwhelming majority of law enforcement officals are heterosexual so don't concern yourself with a patdown.

Most homosexuals are antigun eh.

You've made your share of really good buddies on here so don't be jealous.

Ooooh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings . dickface.

Wow you spelt everything right. Good for you. Now you can concentrate on making your insults a little bit better.

SerrriiioaZllLlyff, I've been a jerk. Sorry :/

and how could i hide it behinde me balls? help me! then the fine birds wont want to smoke out of me pipe! (english accent)

I'd suggest...not using a pipe! I used to use a pipe but i use J's now, all you have to carry is a rolling machine (easier if you only have tack (resin)) and some rizzlas, they can't do you for that. Joints are less harsh as well, pipes just burn yer throught.

You actually need one of those rolling machine things? How the hell do you even use those?

I use them most of the time because they are qicker to roll and always make perfect joints, find hand rolling resin almost impossible - skunk is ok but the rolling machine is so much faster, just put the stuff in the middle with a roach at one end, close the rollers, put a skin in, sticky side up facing yu and roll the rollers towards yourself, lick when theres only a little bit of skin left, then roll some more, pop it open and there it is - perfect.

With a rolling machine and skunk I can roll in under 15 seconds, and you can roll when yer hands get all shakey. It only costs �4 and everyone sould have one.