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#1
 2002-03-22, 22:02
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prozacman 
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FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
HERE ARE SOME INTERSTING THINGS TO DO TO PUBLIC/SCHOOL BATHROOMS:
1. Go to the toilette roll and get wads & wads & wad & wads of the paper. Now, go over to the sink and totaly drench the wads. Now its time for sum phun. throw the shit everywhere.(they stick to the walls...hehehe)
2. ok... now take a dime or sum type of coin & stik it on the spray nozel on the sink with sum gum.(postion it so when the dumbfug cums in it sprays em.
3. This is fairly grotesque but hilarious... take sum clear SARAN WRAP(get it at a convient or grocery store) Then u go over to a toilette, lift up the seat & put the sh*t over the bowl(make sure there aren't any wrinkles. put the lid back down and wait for the victim.(Works best in girls bathroom)
4. Draw over everything with ur moms lipstick.
5. take a can of whatever color paint and dump it all over the floor.(toilette bowls too)
HAVE SUM FUN!!!
-prozacman strikes again
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#2
 2002-03-22, 22:46
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deadly_giant 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
omg u sad twat how about swapping the toilet seat for one with a metal wire going round it painted over connected to a battery.
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#3
 2002-03-22, 22:57
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quandary 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
hes just been having too much prozac
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#4
 2002-03-23, 01:52
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t0ne 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
Put peanut butter on a peice of toilet paper and slide it to the next stall if it's occupied...Ask the guy(or girl) if they could pass it over
Stick your hand under the stall and ask for a marker...
fold ketchup packets and stick them under the seat of so when the mark(victim) will get ketchup all over the back of his legs...
Get a transvestites anon magazine and drop it on the floor...
that's all the ones I've heard of...
[This message has been edited by t0ne (edited 03-23-2002).]
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#5
 2002-03-23, 02:55
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Sm@x 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
Or just get some saran rap, put it over the pbowl, some guy will come in,not notice it and pee'll spray up on his face. Also works when some guy or girl is sitting down to take a sh*t and there is plastic wrap there...
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#6
 2002-03-23, 07:41
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Trippy_McGee 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
a - Prostitute sex
b - Cocaine
That is all the fun you can have.
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#7
 2002-03-23, 19:12
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Culthead 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
Not, the best fun you can have is with weed and buttons, then take a hit of herion. Then ull see ur ass!
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#8
 2002-03-23, 23:23
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
at some rich ass hotel bathroom, light some weed incence, i did that, x-ept to a nme, he he, he got sooooo killed by his mommy, it wasnt even funny ~~._AcidTrooper_.~~ P.S., people, get , REALLY po'ed at the hotel for letting people "toke up" in their bathrooms, try lighting the incence ALL over, like in the elevators to, (under the cameras stupid) (i use incence cus weed would be to expencive and id act VERY noticeable on bud he hee), anyway, if you do it all over the hotel, people will get very po'ed, start with the bathrooms, if you have a certain mark, (target) jam a little piece of crap in the door so it doesnt close when he isnt looking, then rob him!, or light it up in his room! and leave some bud (to incriminate him) and leave it for the cleaning ladies to find, either, theyll take it all, or theyll call the po po's, probly theyll call the cops on him... he hee then hes fucked and he has to explain why theres weed in his room, bong stains on his carpet, and a pipe recently used, AND a room filled with smoke...=)
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#9
 2002-03-24, 05:10
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prozacman 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
oh yea.... i forgot that u can put lil ketchup packets under the toilette seat... nice lil suprise(hehehahahhehe)
prozacman strikes again
p.s. eat sum prozac
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#10
 2002-03-24, 23:03
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I Love Poop 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
Try taking a dump on the floor.
I did that once and when I glanced over to see what it looked like, oooohhhh I ended up puking all over the walls and floor.
I wiped my ass clean and tossed the dirty toliet tissue on the floor.
Then I proceeded out of the stall. Shut the door. And walked over to the sink to clean up. The image of the turd laying on the tile floor popped into my mind and I puked in the sink, on the paper towel dispencer with some splatter hitting the floor.
Leaving the bathroom covered in waste product and bodily fluids.
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#11
 2002-03-25, 01:57
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Swartz45 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
Lol! That last one was a lovely image, almost pissed my pants from laughing :P
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#12
 2002-03-25, 02:00
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I Love Poop 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
The day after I felt sorry for whoever had to clean that mess up.
It was at a resturant (24 hour) and late at night. I justified my actions with, the food sucked and we got terrible service.
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#13
 2002-03-25, 02:13
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Swartz45 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
Hahaha! Next time, bring a camera and bring us some pics  I remember once going into the local Grocery Store and waited by the bathroom because someone was in there. Finally some old guy came out of the bathroom, nothing looked wrong with him, than I go into the bathroom and look in horror; the guy wrote his name in shit on the mirror! Hope he washed his hands after words, lol!
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#14
 2002-03-25, 02:18
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I Love Poop 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
Jesus Christ!
You wouldn't expect some senior citizen to be up to no good huh?
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#15
 2002-03-25, 02:22
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Swartz45 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
He probably had alzehemiers or was a schitzo or something, we seem to have alot of those kinds of people in my town :P
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#16
 2002-03-25, 02:28
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I Love Poop 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
Hahaha.. go into TOTSE CHAT. There's a few of us in there right now.
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#17
 2002-03-25, 06:10
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prozacman 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
got another one......If u got to those giant handicaped stalls w/ sinks and all kinds of or the single bathrooms, u can really do sum damage... 1. take the pipe out underneith the sink. 2. the lil handicaped helper bar thingy, unskrew it and put a just enough glue to hold the bar on to the wall.(watch the helpless mutha fall in the toilette bowl) 3. hold i actually have to use the pooper right now........
4. ok...also unskrew the tiolette, fuk up all the inside the toilette, last but not least. replace all the lite bulbs w/ black lites or sum freaky azz lites.
5. oh yea... make sure somebody doesn't cum in right after u dumbshitz...
prozacman strixes again...
peace
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#18
 2002-03-25, 14:46
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Shruiken 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
hmmm i guess i shall involve myself in this, its dam funny
try lighting the toilet paper on fire when its still on the rolls
hehehee i like fire
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#19
 2002-03-25, 18:32
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groundcontrol 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
At hotels you can spank the monkey and spooze on a paper towel and stick it to people's door.
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#20
 2002-03-25, 21:30
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Swartz45 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
quote: Originally posted by Shruiken: hmmm i guess i shall involve myself in this, its dam funny
try lighting the toilet paper on fire when its still on the rolls
hehehee i like fire
Heh, I did that in a diner before. I told them I needed to use the bathroom, went in, lit the toilet paper on fire, walked out. I don't live in the area I did this in so I don't know if I burned the place down or what (the place was wooden).
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#21
 2002-03-26, 00:15
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I Love Poop 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
lol Swartz45 you're so bad!  I do admit that I did the same many years ago in middle school (before I realized how important education really is) but using a cigarette and matches as a time delay fuse. [This message has been edited by I Love Poop (edited 03-26-2002).]
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#22
 2002-03-27, 02:16
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wetmopme 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
quote: Originally posted by prozacman: HERE ARE SOME INTERSTING THINGS TO DO TO PUBLIC/SCHOOL BATHROOMS:
1. Go to the toilette roll and get wads & wads & wad & wads of the paper. Now, go over to the sink and totaly drench the wads. Now its time for sum phun. throw the shit everywhere.(they stick to the walls...hehehe) i have 1 go and take a shirt roll it tight and stuff it up in the toilet just enough where it cant be seen . Then walk away the next person who goes to the bathroom will get flooded all to hell . Better in a girls bathroom since they take longer to pull up their panties and so fourth
2. ok... now take a dime or sum type of coin & stik it on the spray nozel on the sink with sum gum.(postion it so when the dumbfug cums in it sprays em.
3. This is fairly grotesque but hilarious... take sum clear SARAN WRAP(get it at a convient or grocery store) Then u go over to a toilette, lift up the seat & put the sh*t over the bowl(make sure there aren't any wrinkles. put the lid back down and wait for the victim.(Works best in girls bathroom)
4. Draw over everything with ur moms lipstick.
5. take a can of whatever color paint and dump it all over the floor.(toilette bowls too)
HAVE SUM FUN!!!
-prozacman strikes again
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#23
 2002-03-27, 19:28
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I Love Poop 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
lol what the fuck was that about? A long quote without any comments with your newly added post?
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#24
 2002-03-28, 07:49
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frederick 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
hehe git liquid soap the white stuff in bathrooms fill your hands with it put on floor toilet seat door knobs mirrors ecd it funny maybee someone will slip
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#25
 2002-04-01, 18:49
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Coma America 
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Re: FUN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!!
heh what you do is brake off the soap dispensers and while you walk to the door pour all the soap on the floor or some shit like that
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