put a funnel into it's mouth, then pour water
......
use it to test your homemade guns/ weapons

use it as a mobile target in the range,

use it as a archery target,

put it into the microwave....

take a plastic bag and cover it's head,
tie it tightly, using dead knots.....

twist it's head 360 degree

stab it with a knife,

feed it with glass powder,

put a 'small' explosive on it's leg, blow it
off

nail it's head,

put it in a shoe box, and shoot the box
using an air rifle, place one to 3 shots
only.....

put a lighted firecracker in it's mouth

mix it's food with pen knife bits.....

the only thing smaller than my imagination is my penis.

[This message has been edited by Alan Smithee (edited 03-08-2002).]

right...
Its getting old, I think that people are trying to start some sort of controversy with these new "Killing Cats" posts, its pretty gay if you ask me.

Fo shizzle

Ways to kill/torture gun-nut

put a funnel into it's mouth, then pour water
......
use it to test your homemade guns/ weapons
use it as a mobile target in the range,

use it as a archery target,

put it into the microwave....

take a plastic bag and cover it's head,
tie it tightly, using dead knots.....

twist it's head 360 degree

stab it with a knife,

feed it with glass powder,

put a 'small' explosive on it's leg, blow it
off

nail it's head,

put it in a shoe box, and shoot the box
using an air rifle, place one to 3 shots
only.....

put a lighted firecracker in it's mouth

mix it's food with pen knife bits.....

why have you posted this in a few different fourms its getting old

feloniously challenged most probably, but most definitely super duper gargantous evil!
gun nut ought to be re-incarnated as no nut, cause neutering would kill him. Reach down and feel up your nads nutboy, there, isn't that better? Now think of another type of pussy and just keep your paws on those bad boys. Oooooooooh! you're a scawy fewoe, very scawy

I posted it in the 'backyard' forum,
but later think that this is more suitable
to be placed in the 'bad idea' forum

I know that this is a 'bad ideas' forum and all, but why the fuck would anyone want to torture a cat? You people need to seek help.

Hp, Gun nut is just a kewl and if you ignore him he'll go away. Killing kitty is wrong you sick fuck

please, these are only suggested ways, I
cant find so many cats to try out every
single methods......

AND, I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF 'KEWL', CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN ?

Im surprised you'de feed it glass that would probably keep you from eating it. That is after all the thing in your totalitarian little corner of hell isn't it.