MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*stops masterbating and looks out of his window*

*satisfied, returns to masterbating and wondering why elusive is so dumb*

*wonders when elusive is going to claim to be the "big bad president of bad ideas" again*

lol!

But elusive is a genius:

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Originally posted by elusive:
1)find victims, preferably senior citizens
2)home invade house with one accomplist
3)put knife to old ladys neck and ask for atm card and pin code(grab all other valueables while your at it)

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quote:

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BIG ELUSIVE IS NOW THE OWNER OF THIS BAD IDEAS FORUM
-from now on there will be no more narcs

AND IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THIS, PLEASE PROCEED TO THE RAPE LINE TO YOUR LEFT.

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But I actually do like the way he said

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i will die before i ever narc on anyone.

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even though it isn't true.

Here is more of elusive's wisdom:

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Originally posted by elusive:
ok you fuckin pussy kids just dont get it..
put your fuckin money where your fuckin mouth is.
which one of yous has ballz.

call this number:
519-996-5542

tell me a time and place,.. so i can fuck you up.

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Posted by warweed12:
LOL i called it there is no one belonging to that number also i did about 10 searches and no one has had that number for the last 28 months so don't post your bull shit here ok you little fuckweed if your going to post bull shit then post it some were else

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I dunno, that senior citizen and knifepoint idea was pretty original.

So was my Grandma saying "Just like a wop to bring a knife to a gunfight" *pulls out a .357 Magnum and turns elusive's head into a canoe* post.

Wow elusive, seems like you're really impressing people here...

"Muhahahaha i'm Elusive a gangbangin' thug that never seen it comin' i'm da boss yo yo yo yo yo yoooooooo yeaaaaaahh uh uh uh all day every day uh yeah yoyoyo uhuh uhuh don't make me rape yo ass yo biatch yo ah yaeah uh."

I think I just figured something out...

Elusive isn't watching us!

Ooooh, so now i can have the balls to say 'fuck elusive' without The Thug traveling 5000 miles and coming to my house and beat me up and make me cry?