Never tell a Serbian his mother is Albanian... especially when he's bigger than you.

And never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line?

~Zero the Inestimable

never tell a puerto rican his welfare ran out

never tell ur girlfriend shes a fat ugly bitch and u just went out with her to get some couchie. obviously

why don't puerto ricans have bar b que's?

cause the rice and beans fall through the grill.

cop:why were u speeding?
you:well i bent down to pick up my crackand my gun fell out and got lodge between the brake pedal and the floor board causing me to speed uncontrolably

bad idea

never ask ur dog if he/she would rather be puerto rican or dead. it might die

sing this to Iron Man by Black Sabbath:

here comes afro man
runnin through the jungle from the Ku Klux Klan
they have baseball bats
long white robes and pointed hats

bad idea: get a bunch of your friend and sing that while performing amateur night at the apollo on martin luther king day.

Never pail a brethren while singing mary-had-a-little-lamb while an aussie is present.

...you'll regret it.

Never cum in a bitches mouth without notice..... or *CHOMP* OUCH!

dont sing them american hymn on top of the afgan mountains... u might get shot by the pakis

Don't quote off movies that happen to have fred savage in it when hes a sick little boy in bed and hes grandpa reads to him and steal bald little australian mans quote "And never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line" IsolatedMe.

~Daedalas

Don't jerk off upsidedown

Never eat yellow snow.

Openly admit to being a "rat" on the internet.

all hail the camel toe!

Never play ping pong with a semi-driver who is on the job.

never stare into the muzzle of a live rifle/
handgun...

never play russian roulette with an automatic with 1 round in the clip.

so you saw that darwin award to.

brent thats a kiwi im offended you got a australia and new zealand mixed up

hey im in new zealand why shouldnt u d that dont offend me i hate brethrans theres a tribe of the fuckers down the road we go nail them with out slug guns lucky cunt get pissed at 10 years old and there parents buy the alcahole

never start a dead end post for people to laugh at

Why not? Are you against humour?

Never T.P. police departments. lol

quote:

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Originally posted by Deviant:
Why not? Are you against humour?

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No I'm against basic stupidity.

Hey! my feet are blue!

never show someone in west africa your open palm with your fingers spread.

Telling Michael Jackson your 6 year old son is home alone tonight after giving him your address...

using this after-sex joke:
no they weren't cracker crumbs, i just have a rash.

whilst having sex with condom:
did you know the AIDS virus is actually smaller than the natural holes in latex?? I'd rather be safe than sorry.... But I just wanted you so bad...

Getting off your horse in the middle of your daily ride in a forest in the middle of nowhere to give some poor circus folk directions. Esp when one of them's a little bald cicilian guy and one's a giant and the third a spaniard.

And never take the word of a Spaniard, and especially not a Frog...

~Zero the Inestimable