A few months ago, 3 friends and i went shoplifting together, one of which was a moron... We went about our bussiness, stole things, etc for about an hour. I decided this would be the last shop for me, and with that, we went in. My school uniform is useful, considering it has a secret pocket which has saved me many times. Not the pocket itself, but more the hole i cut in it, so that whatever i put in drops into the blazers lining. When we were done, we walked out without a disturbance and proceded to walk away. not more than 20 meters away from the store a funny looking man walked up to us and said "Right, we've got you, you're caught, it's over" and such. The thing is, he only took 2 of us. Turns out the guy worked for the store.

So, he took us into the back room of the store and into the managers office. Then he told us to empty out everything onto the table we had taken from the store without paying for. Being smarter than the other guy, i didn't take anything out except for a few pieces of paper. The manager didn't search me, didn't check, didn't ask for me to empty my bag, didn't even look at the bag. So, he said "Right, so you didn't take anything, but you helped them (shit, i got them into stealing) so i don't want to see you in this store again without an adult with you."
Anyway, the point of this was to help. I thought it might be a good thing to tell people about what happens when you get caught. Well, in Coles in Melbourne at least...

Thanx for listening

No fucking way i got caught for the same thing in coles too fuck but i had a playstation2 in the lineing of my trenchcoat but i got away with it that and some jewlery that fetched around $750 at cash converters coles is so fucking sweet expecially in melbourne cos theirs always so many people expecialy on saturdays hahaaha

I used to lift from safeways in Melbourne cause I couldn't afford food. Never got caught, but apparantly what happens is the security guards bash the living fuck out of you (at Highpoint anyways).

Such a frightening experiance Dragoon...
*shudders*

ive been put in jail before and id rather get the hell beat out of me by a security gaurd than get arrested.