i am now officially a genuis. im really shitfaced right now so im gonna try to get straight to the point. i figured out a way for minors to get beer. oh everyone knows a way u say. well does everybody know a way to get it free. didnt think so. go to a big grocery store(wal-mart, k-mart, places like that. get a buggy and a loaf of bread. put the loaf of bread in the baby seat of the buggy. go get a case of beer and put it in the undercarraige of the buggy go through the line and pay for the bread. the cashiers NEVER fuckin check under the buggy.its works best a sack and save where u can sack ur own groceries.

yeah it might work apart from ive got a shaved head i look like i could rip a babys head off and where the hell am i gonna get a babys buggy

u know instigators' got a point there- u can't look like some revolutionist or punk (no afence to instig). U better thin kof somin better than that.

Put expensive stuff inside the loaf..

GENIUS !!!?!!??!???

i was a genius once......once......sigh*

wheeeee ground control, you have enhanced my life by sharing your geniusness with us, and with me. Your IQ must be exceeding the 70!

Well have u guys done an IQ test?? I did one as a 13 yr old and scored something like 118 and English is not my first language.

Have you ever noticed the scanner things at the exits of stores these days? They would detect the beer. What ever happened to paying a homeless guy?!

don't you think they'll wonder why you need a whole cart for 1 loaf of bread, don't you think they'll wonder why you're not carrying this bread. people arent as stupid as you think. people at cash registers might not care but they sure are curious.

first of all u dont get a babies buggy u fucken idiot. all buggies have a baby seat in them.

no i dont think theyll wonder why u need a big buggy for one loaf of bread because i fucken did this last night.

i hate dumb fucken pricks that dont realize they r stupid and im a genius.

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confucious say: "man who stands on toilet is high on pot"

I have an IQ of 135 what's yours dumbass?

The most effective way to become a 'Genius' is to have everyone around you dumber than you are.

I have an IQ of 148 and I took that test at a pyschologist when I was 15. I haven't taken one in the longest time though....

I took an online IQ test and scored 163 but i dont think that it was very accurate. I am going to try and take a proper one some time soon... i expect a result between 140 and 150

what is the URL?

i had got kicked out of school when i was 15 and the stuck me in a physco hospital for a while so they can do an assessment to see if im going to fuck up the school or just mellow out or some shit well while i was there they did an IQ test and mine was 156 now that is damn good even for me the only thing i ranked lowest in was grammer and spelling but i don't give a shit

You can't be that much of a genius, they did that on that show "absolutely fabulous" two years ago.

Sure, he calls him self a fuckin genius, fine, but i guess the genius forgot that in wal mart if and item more than 5 dollars goes through that door, the alarm is gonnna go off, plus, what the hell are u doin with a baby buggy and no baby?!?!?!?

cameras?

Security Guards? Store detectives?


Hello? Is your brain actually there? or r u in some wonder world after u had your regular dose of crack.

y dont u dumb fucks listen. u dont het a goddamn baby buggy. all fucken buggies have baby seats in them. and how can a 90 year old "store detective" catch u. they only check the cameras if they know something is being stolen.
STOP QUESTIONING ME. IT WORKS. I DID IT THE OTHER NIGHT U IGNORANT FUCKEN BASTARDS.

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what is the URL?

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dunno... try searching online iq tests on google thats what i did

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Originally posted by -_-OsiriS-_-:
I have an IQ of 148 and I took that test at a pyschologist when I was 15. I haven't taken one in the longest time though....

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In SG you said it was in the 160's you lieing bastard. you forgot the first rule of lieing; never change the lie.

Well first of all, it's lying, and second of all. I said I took that when I was fifteen, in that post your talking about, I said I took a new one, if you don't remember, sorry at the time of that post I didn't remember that, oh well, sorry Smithee, I didn't realize I had to clarify that...

nice job groundcontrol you managed to use sarcasm in your own topic title. kudos to you!

I took an online test, and managed to get like 190, and the weird thing was it was in english(not my native language). So listen if ur stupid enough to take an IQ test online than ur a real dumbass.

IQ tests can hardly be accurate, a 30 year old who has been through college could get one IQ score which would be 'average' (just an example) Now how would a seventeen year old get the same score just to be considered average intelligence.

I agree, the online ones aren't really accurate, but here's one. www.emode.com

i have this soso fake colorado ID that works great as long as the people look laid back.after you use it a while you stop getting carded anyway.

You can buy guns, but can't buy beer. Man america has some of the most stupid laws in the world (apart from that it's a great country). I could buy booze in europe since I was 12 and I can import guns from east europ since the bordercontrols suck. Talk about gangsters paradise.

From Belgrade to Rotterdam, about 24 hours, 5 AK's in the back, 250 grams 'o weed, doin 180 on the german autobanh, man life is good.

theres a lieing rule book?

people that brag about their iq dont have a high one people that bitch about the lieing braggers dont have high ones either

I smile. Because Groundcontrol. Is a. Fucking jerk. Off.

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IQ tests can hardly be accurate, a 30 year old who has been through college could get one IQ score which would be 'average' (just an example) Now how would a seventeen year old get the same score just to be considered average intelligence.

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It is accurate its mental age over actual age. It is determined by your age.

You guys assholes.
Ground control's plan is sound. It may be painfully obvious, but it fucking works.
Anyone who has ever stolen from fucking "wal mart" should know that.
"security Guards? Store detectives? Tags?
cameras?"
In australia we have all that shit (K-mart is the equivelant) but its all bullshit.
Cameras are a fucking joke, how hard is it to pick up a case of beer walk over to a unwatched area and place the beer into the trolley?
Tags? how hard is it to take off.
Security guards? Store detectives. If you avoid people in general there ain't no problem.
Heres what I do practically every weekend. Go into store (looking mildly respectable)
pick up item, say sidewinder controller, walk over to deserted area, no cameras, and with cover of tall shelves. Ripp open plastic packaging, and if you're really paranoid, take item out of box. Ditch box, put item into bag.
At check out or exit, wait for a small crowd (I don't but if youre really pussy you can) then cassually show guard bag. Obviously showing him another compartment to the bag, not the one with the sidewinder.
Once I even showed him the stolen item, but it was unmarked, and they couldn't tell it was theirs. I smiled and said "here you go".
It's fucking childs play, we're not talk'in about robbin' fuckin' fort knox.

Hey ya fucken kik. Ya obviously don't know that if u just have a younger bother's friend or some kewl older person do it, it's a less chance of u gettin caught. I got an IQ of 157. If u need advice come to me

i meant to say older brother. Sorry i'm kinda fucked up right now.