a few weeks ago i took a bunch of AOL cds from a store and jokingly handed them out as chritmas presents... well as expected they gave them back. What should i do with all the cds?

[This message has been edited by yeti (edited 01-10-2002).]

well...they make a great male sex tox...for those of us that arent as "blessed" as others. or midgets and smurfs...great for animals too, except large ones, that holes a bit small for an elephant. What do y'all think?

well i was hoping for something other than sex toys for people with micro penis.

well...if your that picky....you can always cut the hole bigger and sand it smooth, or attatch some soft fabric.

that gives me an idea... i can cut different shapped holes into them and strain my poo through them to make cool poo

you should tape about 30 together, and make it so that your human exrement has a long tunnel to go down to reach the toilet, also...it should make a kick ass slithering sound if you tape it to your anus just right :0

or...you could rig a friends computer with a tiny amount of plastic explosive activated by the spinning of the cd drive...and leave a cd in the drive so that the subject will do more then boot up...HINT HINT

Throw them at people.

Put the on the train track rail and watch them explode in a cloud of cd shards... lotta fun tho i did it with about 100 cds

For this you will need a piece of wood and a router. Steal one from your dad, if you have to. Cut a slot down the length of a three foot long piece of wood that a CD will roll down. Curve the slot upwards a little as you reach the end of the board. Leave an unslotted part on the end for you to grip.

Drop a CD into the slot and swing it like a bat.

~Zero the Inestimable

"Pull!"
*pow*

Clay pigeon/AOL CD shooting. I would say the best use for damn AOL CD's is to form some kind of weapon with them and kill the bastard that made AOL with em'.

use some type of alcohol to take off the logo and design. print up some labels. sell them to people as dvd bootlegs of recent not released movies,

Find the president of AOL Time Warner and then proceed to cram the CDs up his ass. Then tell him AOL is shit and the AOL european version will be shitier. Or you could put them on sticks and put them over a small fire and see the stuff thats hidden on the CD. Its pretty cool.

ok man this is what you do make the edges really sharp and then see a cat and through it has hard as you can and you can kill it. I hate cats man i did this but the worst part about this is dont do it on ur own yard you can face up to 2 months(in Canada) I got a month in juve and damn it ant fun. But i still kill cats .

microwave them, its cool i do it all the time, it makes like electricity shoot out. It doesnt damage your microwave though, but i does smell bad once the cd has been fried in the microwave.

someone who lives in canada should go whoop dopie's ass for me, dopie your one sick mother fucker