Is pigfucking wrong? Is it ok to undergo intercourse with ham? Does exstacy make it right? I need input here!

stoned beyond human comprehension,
dammit! I forgot my fucking name.

well... when you say ham, do you mean that its been cooked? Or are you calling the live pig a ham in general? If it is a live pig I would recommend a different species... but on the other hand at least if its dead your not having sex with a dead human body in a warm, moist place to keep the body soft and making new holes in the body. SO pig fucking is ok if our only other option is a dead human body.

[This message has been edited by yeti (edited 01-10-2002).]

Thank you so much for you reply! I feel refreshed! You have changed my life forever! You have given me the urge...the wonderful URGE to fuck a pork chop...but...hmmm...should i use the mint apple jelly and stuffing? Oh what ever should i do?

yes, the mint would give you a cool refreshing feeling.

What about the stuffing? My mom always used to stuff my pork chops with stuffing. Should I stuff it with stuffing? If so...what kind? Cornbread? New england bread dressing? Hmm...this is geting complicated...maybee i should just fuck a blt!

HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!

Calm down lets not just to extremes ie fucking a BLT... jeese man its a BLT!!! Don't use any stuffing just jelly. Stuffing is to risky and it doesn't move as easily.

BUT I LIKE STUFFING...SO WARM...I LOVE HOW IT CARESSES...AND ITS TEXTURE....awwwwwwwww dammit.........!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!!!! IM GUNNA WRITE YOU UUUUP!!! TOOOOOOO MANY STEPS!!!! fuck this...im just going to go back to squirel fucking...i love how they explode like a balloon while filled with cum!

exelent choice my fuckling of a friend

I got somthing you can eat your just not allowed to bite it because i would have to smack you one
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i would just like to take this time to say "sick"

Finally! Someone who knows how I feel! Oh the joy!
U should do some steaks before you move on to pork. They require tenderness...also hamsters are great to fuck. Oh yeah....I going to the toilet, i'll be back soon...