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 #1 
Old 2001-12-16, 08:39
Mazzy12345 Mazzy12345 is offline
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Default dealing w/ an asshole.....

my g/f's brother is a real asshole. this guy is the "my shit don't stink" type of person and, of course, he's hates me for no reason, but i won't get into that. anyway, i figured i could have some fun w/ this guy. i was wondering anybody knew ways to fuck w/ him, annoy him, or just do little shit to piss him off...

[This message has been edited by Mazzy12345 (edited 12-16-2001).]
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Old 2001-12-16, 09:45
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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Default Re: dealing w/ an asshole.....

Step 1 : Grow up.

Voila, your problems will now seem insignificant and petty.
 #3 
Old 2001-12-16, 12:38
ID.10.T ID.10.T is offline
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tell your sister that you saw him cheating with another girl. That would annoy him one would think...
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Old 2001-12-16, 16:17
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is he deliberatly going out of his way to get on your nerves, or is it just a personality clash?
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Old 2001-12-16, 18:44
g0Anis g0Anis is offline
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read this asshole.

<Bongmano> Post a link to that text. There's no need to fill this place up with a bunch of junk.

[This message has been edited by Bongman (edited 01-04-2002).]
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Old 2001-12-16, 19:36
Mazzy12345 Mazzy12345 is offline
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g0Anis: awsome.....i think that answers my question...

RAOVQ: he's pretty much going out of his way to annoy me.
 #7 
Old 2001-12-16, 20:30
Rat_Bastard Rat_Bastard is offline
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hey g0Anis, I noticed that the file had all the pictures removed, can you show me (a url link) of the same document, only with the pictures?
 #8 
Old 2001-12-16, 23:16
g0Anis g0Anis is offline
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no i dont.
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Old 2001-12-19, 22:27
Whiplash_89 Whiplash_89 is offline
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when ur he and ur gf are downstairs just go and fart on his pillow, do this as much as u want...this way he will never know and u get the satisfaction of stinking up his pillow
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Old 2001-12-25, 19:53
thelizardking thelizardking is offline
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if ur sisters b/friend has a car, tak a fukin sharp razor blade and cut a flap in 1 of his wheels on the tire .... but ... dont cut right throu coz u want him 2 have a blowout going fast as fuck on the motorway

OR

paint stripper and fizzy juice on his roof, when he washes it heel have 2 scrub the paint 2 get the stickness off and the paint will peel off

OR

go under the hood and have fun and collect some colourfull wires

HAVE FUN
 #11 
Old 2001-12-26, 05:04
r007 ph07oN r007 ph07oN is offline
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shoot him.
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Old 2001-12-30, 01:21
Thief Thief is offline
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Find his room. Find where he keeps his cologne and aftershave and other shit. Pass a small portion of urine in any or all of them (or don't). Then leave a note stating what you did, but keep it anonymous. If he's one of those preppy types with the Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger brands, you just cost him a lot of money.
 #13 
Old 2001-12-30, 19:38
Whiplash_89 Whiplash_89 is offline
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good idea except dont tell him that u pissed in it...this way he'll smell like piss and colougne combined...ewwwww
 #14 
Old 2001-12-30, 20:06
Dr.Murdok Dr.Murdok is offline
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my g/f's brother is a real asshole. you mean your brother is lokil?

just kidding but seriously dealing with lokil is dealing with an asshole get peperspray

 #15 
Old 2002-01-01, 19:39
jsenza jsenza is offline
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the tire thing is bad, what if your sister happened to be in the car when there's a blowout.
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Old 2002-01-02, 00:32
alias unknown alias unknown is offline
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If there's one thing cooler then me it's Bongman. Ilove you man.

[This message has been edited by Bongman (edited 01-04-2002).]
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Old 2002-01-02, 01:46
IsolatedMe IsolatedMe is offline
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Thes topec es dom!!1 Ef eye wont two enoy sombodi, eye ejaqulate oen theyr faec wile dey oer esleep!!1
 #18 
Old 2002-01-03, 09:34
stray-mind stray-mind is offline
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Most of you don't seem to understand that it's his girlfriend's BROTHER. Not his sister.
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Old 2002-01-03, 09:36
stray-mind stray-mind is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by IsolatedMe:
Thes topec es dom!!1 Ef eye wont two enoy sombodi, eye ejaqulate oen theyr faec wile dey oer esleep!!1

speak english much?
 #20 
Old 2002-01-04, 03:29
Hiroshima Hiroshima is offline
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If you can take him I say beat the shit out of him fucking cut him up bad or somthin, or walk up to him and stab him
 #21 
Old 2002-01-04, 03:38
Bongman Bongman is offline
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I love you to!
 #22 
Old 2002-01-04, 04:08
IsolatedMe IsolatedMe is offline
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Eye goat thes ieda uf Tome en Jeri, yuo pot hem en a rokit en send hem ento spaec. Bot bie caerful incaes teh rokit torns arond en landes un yuo.
 #23 
Old 2002-01-06, 14:57
Hiroshima Hiroshima is offline
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Been hiting the gunge much?Isolated
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Old 2002-01-10, 07:09
fornicate fornicate is offline
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sneak up while hes sleeping with the chick...and add yellow fluid on the bed near his genital region, then leave a mesage on the answering machine pretending to be his mother and claim to have seen an infomercial on a new hypnotic treatment to cure his "little tinkle problem"

[This message has been edited by fornicate (edited 01-10-2002).]
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Old 2002-01-10, 23:44
bigsnoopdeezy bigsnoopdeezy is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Mazzy12345:
my g/f's brother is a real asshole.


Ok, First off its a bad idea to tell your girlfriend that there brother is cheating on them (ID.10.T) because you are basically accusing them of incest. and you will passably loose that girlfriend.

the rest of you are retarded.

 
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