i had this stupid idea that i just had to share with someone

having trouble saving money?
finding yourself diping into the savings jar to spend some money?
tired of waiting for banks and getting charged for interac fees?


WELL SUFFER NO MORE!!

get all your money in change , swallow it all down and shit it out when u need it the most!

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i know it wont work that good...but hey it falls in the bad idea topic

Lol

What if i'm hard up and constipated?

Hmmm. Have fun picking th coins and dollar bills out. Wait a minute... Bwa haa aahhh hahahahahahah LLOOOLL i can imgagine you bringing a pice of poop in the store and paying with it. then the cashier having to unroll the bill and mess witha all the shit on it. Then explain your idea fo piggy bank when the manager wants to speak to you.

Ive gotta take a withdrawl

What do yo mean thats fucking hilarious but sick as fuck. I would never do the piggy bank idea i think its the sickest idea. But that safe idea is good for people that actually cant store money.

well if your constapaited youll save longer
wont you?

but if you really need to make a withdrawl , let the laxitive's be your bank card!

i dont think you can trust paper bills in a stomach , cuz of your stomach acid , if you get the new money thats kinda plastic it might keep...

Lol. yeah but coins will do good. What if one of them gets stuck in your throat and you die from not being able to breathe? That would be the most ebarasing tomb stone if you ask me.

Yeah try swallowing half kennedy dollars i bet yo cant save that but i think dimes are perfectly safe. Plus i wonder if they will be perfectly polished from the acid? That is once you wash them just spoiled my appetite.

well i rember when i was a kid my grandma would put a dime or a quarter under one slice of the pie and whoever got it got a quarter... but i eat to fast and forgot and 5 days after i shitted out a dime

Lol.

Thats the only type of savings account that only someone really serious would try and rob!

LOL.... Having so much trubble just to store some flozz...

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