lets see who can type up the best story of pranks or whatever

Well , my best story would be seting fire to the park ...

last year there wast a dry heat wave and no waster was getting to the grass , so it dryd up!... then i was walking along with a smoke in my hand and a pack of matches clenchd in my fistn , it was around 8'oclock and the sun was starting to go down , so i descided i would light the flammable dry grass and see if it would set fire , so i neild down and lit a match and slowly set it to the ground and held it there till a fire started , well since there was no wind around it started in a seccond , so after that i left , then next morn i walkd back that way and there was a fire truck leaving and the whole feild was black and the swings were meltid , and ther was suit all over the slide , hahhahahah

then i seen it in the paper that the cause of the fire was extream sunlight , burnd threw a empty coler bottleand egnighted the grass..

it kinda feels cool to know what really happend , an how stupid cops/fireman can be

i would have to give that award to my parents for having me!

i ripped a ficking plastic letter right off my school? does this count?

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`If I had a dime,
I'd spend it on the time it takes to flick you in the eye with it.'

You ripped a plastic letter off your school?

I wouldn't call it my best prank but I rearranged all the letters on the signs that go outside the school for meetings and football games, it was changed to teacher sex meeting in room 69. They took it down that morning never put the plastic letters back up after that though.

Once I stole two phones from a hotel.

I switched schools in my Junior year of high school and when I came into El Camino High, I saw CULTS written in the hedges. Obviously, the mascot, and I thought to myself "What a dumb ass hick mascot! Who would make their mascot the CULTS?!" And I was about to tell the lady at the front desk that they should really change that when my mum (who was with me registering me) pointed out that it was SUPPOSED to be COLTS but some pranksters had tried to turn it into CUNTS and the janitor was trying to fix it and made it look like CULTS. My mum got a big kick out of that. The secretary did not seem pleased.

The Colts was bad enough...

Cheers,
Lost

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I wish I was like you:
Easily amused

when i was 15 or so, me and a bunch of freinds piled in his late 70's beater, went to a 7-11, and we all got the largest 150 oz big gulp or whatever they were selling at the time. It was always something very sugary and sticky, usually just cola, then we would go to the nearest fast food joint, order like 30 bucks worth of food, hide our drinks at our feet, at the window when she would ask for our money, the driver would say 'hold on, start gettin our stuff ready, we're all confused, trying to get our cash' then while he/she was busy, we would all chuck our drinks in like grenades and speed off.

my greatest one would be when i masterbaited in a public bathroom

I masturbated in a hospital once...

Anyway.. i'd say mine was this one day me and one of my friends were in his woods playing with sum of that imitation napalm <gas and polystyrene> an we had been making designs an lightin it.... it had been really dry, like no rain for 2 months so it was burning good.... well we made a new design which included a tree, i threw a bunch of the shitty napalm imitation up the tree...we lit it, and i'll be damned if the wind didn't decide to start blowing right then... we tried for like 30 mins to put it out.. couldn't do it... called the fire department... we destroyed 4 and 1/2 acres.. haha.. did 40 hours community service though..

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Cheers with Cordiality,
Deakon

I used to badge and shoplift a lot when I was a dumb kid.

Probly the best prank was done by my mates brother. He changed the sign "GYM HALL FOR HIRE" on the school gymnasium to "MRS. HALL FOR HIRE" (mrs hall being the deputy principle/chief bulldyke)

One time my freind rich and I were cruisin in hi 67 chevy which we had modified with a auto exhaust flamethrower, anyway some yuppy business man cut us off in a BMW and we couldnt catch uo because that truck could only it 67 tops so we just followed him the best we could, anyway we got off at the trosper road exit and we saw him ahead so we passed him on the right and as soon as we were ahead of him rich hit the button and that fuckers BMW was scorched although we blew the exhaust pipe and muffler to hell!

"if voting changed the system, it would be illegal"-Aaron Ennes

yeh when i went to a party once i waited till every one was blitzd , then i stole one guys beer and jerkd off into it , like the movie amarican pie , i put it back in the place i got it from but the guy was too drunk to rember were his beer went so he got another one.... but i just took his new one and switched back to the old one and then he drank it... i dont think he knew what he was drinking but he drank it all... then i laughd my face off


i told everyone that ...but he denies it

ONE DAY AT SCHOOL...I WAS BORED SO ME AND A MATE BUNKED A LESSON.
EACH LESSON IS ONE HOUR LONG SO WE DECIDED TO GO DO SOMETHING...SOMETHING FUN!
WE WALKED FOR A WHILE AND GOT TO THE TEACHERS' CAR PARK.
WE SAT FOR 5 MINUTES AND THOUGH OF WHAT TO DO.
WE THOUGHT THAT LETTING TYRES DOWN WOULD BE TO AMATEURISH...SO WE DECIDED TO CRACK ALL THE WINDOWS OF ALL OUR WORST TEACHERS' CARS.
IT TOOK 20 MINUTES TO DO 14 CARS OVER.
THEN THE END OF SCHOOL CAME AROUND AND WE WATCHED WITH COMPLETE LAUGHTER!
THE FACES WERE ABSOLUTELY MARVELLOUS!

hm....well I was in SEARS once, sadly and embarssingly. but well, I went into a dressing room with around 6shirts and jeans, being the Pyro I am, I took out my favorite Zippo, and set it on fire, ran out, and I caused 2500$ in damage to the dressing room, it was pretty fun.

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What I've felt, What I've known, Never shined through what I've known, Never free, Never me, So I dub thee Unforgiven.
-The Unforgiven Sin-

One time i leveled a trailer near my house with some trinitrotoleulene and nitrostarch as my blasting cap. Some people where just about to move into it.

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Hi guy i got a penguin living in my freezer...

hmm....my best would have to be this:

my towns guitar store is very expensive and i bought a samick acoustic from them. they said it was in perfect condition but after 1week i noticed it needed about $45 in repairs.

I went to the store with my bulky winter jacket on ( it was winter, duh) and inside i had rigwed up a tube connect to my mouth, going into a can of napalm ( a 1litre pop bottle of napalm to be exact) and another little tube going out so that when i blew gas would go out the other tube. i walked around the store looking at the acoustics and electrics. I walked up the the first acoustic and poured a bit of gas inside and did this every 5guitars ( so that if 1lit on fire it wouldnt catch the others as not to burn the place down). I had about 10guitars filled and I left. I came back in an hour and noticed nothing had happened yet. I saw some guy smoking and looking at a nice les paul knockoff which had gas on it. the guitar caught on fire and it was then i realized every 5guitars was not nearly enough as 9/10 caught on fire. it was put out in about 5minutes and caused $6000 damage but it was worth it.

I found out a day later the other napalm guitar was stolen that night and the man was caught after catching on fire ( no burns) and called the police.

haha.

another thing i did once which ties this is: 2 years ago my friend worked at the main office sweeping the floors in the big mall in our town. i convinced him to let me in after everybody left for the night. I brought in 5 1pound smokebombs ( orange smoke) and 5 1/2 pound stink bombs. he told me that they shut off the furnace for the night to save fuel and it turns on at lunch the next day (its a newer mall so it stays warm till lunch). we stashed it all in the furnaces and went to the mall around lunch the next day. out of EVERY vent and especially the janitors closet (which housed the furnace) there was an awful stink and a lot of orange smoke. the smoke built up ni the closet so badly that when they opened it to figure out what was in the furnace making all the smoke/stink they got bombarded with a built up cloud of smoke so big nobody could see but when it cleared i noticed a ton of puke from all the janitors who opened the closet and getting the build up stink.

which was better?

also - a few months ago me and 5 friends all bought bb machineguns. they are the size of an mp5 and shoot 1000 bb's/minute.
once two of them rushed into a fine china store and shot up every glass, bowl, antique, plate they saw. They claimed they shot a total of 3000 bbs each ( which means they were only inside 3minutes). they got away and it was pretty cool.

i myself and trying to find something fun to do with my bb mp5.

i used to shoot up courier trucks driving by but that got boring. i know they have shot up a school before. they drove by at night and shot out most windows and computer screens.

Once, all 5 of us donned black trenchcoats carrying our mp5s in them looking for something to do. donny shot a $200 glass-blown bong out through a store window and we all dinged up a few nice looking cars.


we got these from military.com for only about $50 american. they run on batteries.

You people are all amateurs. You're destructive without purpose. Mischief is more than about breaking things, and doing dumb things for the thrill of it. A good practical joke/bit of mischief/prank/etc should have a point to it. Shooting up a china shop with BB guns? C'mon. Be more inventive. We used to plan scavenger hunts in college with more imagination than that. In Montreal, we have the Eaton Center. It's the size of an average US mall. They have their name up in big lighted letters along the side of the building. In college, we were responsible for obtaining one of them. So we did. We took the "E". Six hours of work to get it down (about thirty feet or so) and the letter itself weighed about three hundred pounds) dressed as a maintenance crew with two police checks about what we were up to. We deposited the "E" in the office of the president of the student council (it was their scavenger hunt and put it on the list for a joke item, something nobody was supposed to get). But it was the one thing that was an instant winner. We got $500 and ten pitchers of beer for our efforts. We spent about $150 on supplies and a vehicle, so the five of us made out with less than a hundred a piece, but we all got the warm fuzzy of accomplishing something.
That's what mischief is about. There has to be an objective. Otherwise, it's just mindless and serves no useful purpose.

stealing is wrong fucknut

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Originally posted by g0Anis:
stealing is wrong fucknut

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Do you always so obviously miss the point to what people are saying, or are you practicing the Dumbass Olympics?

i got my dog stoned and it slept for three days.

yo anis. your still being a retard. as a far as bb guns go
1) its hard to get a semiautomatic bb gun for under 80$. and yet you claim to have gotten severel automatic bb guns for 5$?
come on grow up.
2) any bb gun you get for around 80$ doesnt shoot bb's more than 415 feet per second. so it makes it a really really hard to shoot and break or even dingle anything up with a bb gun. shit I've been shot by a bb gun and it didnt even break the skin.

Now Turn Off The Video Games And Try Living In The Real World!

Now for my best adventure! I think mine would have to be this one time my friend and I bought on of those demiliterized grenades from a army navy surplus store. we decided to fix it up and make it work again. save some details, we filled it with black powder. when we where ready to use it we found a place with a concrete barrier to hide behind when we threw the grenade. well when the grenade went off it was loud so we got the heck out of there. 5 minutes later we went back and found out that we had accedently thrown the grenade near a tractor and the thing was now burning out of control. needless to say my friend and I left while the fire department fought the fire for about an hour.

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Bouncin Bouncin Carlessly, Doh!!