Sick of getting caught with tins of marmalaide down your pants?
Well here's a full proof plan to smuggle out grocery goods.
First step, go into the supermarket and buy all the shit you need.
Then put all of your items that you purchased into a safe place. The re-enter the store with only the shopping bags and the receipts.
Step two, fill your bags with all your items that you've already bought.
step three, go through the check out counter. And if they ask to show your bags you can prove that you've already bought the items and just forgot something inside the market and had to go back inside.E.G. your gloves or glasses.
Simple, but effective.
I learnt it from a movie, can't place the name.

This actually works! no BS!

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Penetrate all the simple minds

sounds neato..lol...i wanna try...

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`If I had a dime,
I'd spend it on the time it takes to flick you in the eye with it.'

and if you wanted you could also take back the groceries and get your money back. i am not sure if you can even take back groceries though. don't know till you try!

if you wanna scam the grocery store try this, get as many coupons as possiable for the store or whatever make sure you have a large but not suspicious amount you know?, then go and get you food on a day were the store has a lot a fucking ppl like after work on payday or sumthing then when you cash out and all your food is packed up and there is a shit load of ppl behind you waiting to cash out turn to the chasier and say "o shit i forgot my coupons" then give them all to her and she won't even bother to check if the coupons are for shit you actually bought and she'd be in a rush too. I'm sure there are better ways to scam a grocery store but if you a poor ass it can help alot !!!!

walking out of the store with bags of unbought food and a receipt. what happens if the store has alarms? the store i goto has alarms on all of the front doors

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Discrimination is for those who can't handle misanthropy.

Dont go to that store...

most stores where i live have alarms. every store in the mall has them, almost every grocery store, k-mart, and walmart have them. but all you gotta do is put electrical tape over the bar codes and every other thing that might set off an alarm. but then if they check your bag you gotta explain why you put tape over the items you bought

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Discrimination is for those who can't handle misanthropy.

youd look really suspicious putting the stuff you wanna buy in bags as your in the aisle.

and by law, they cant stop you if you set off the alarm. some lady's callphone made an alarm go off and they searched her for stolen goods but found nothing, she thought this was pretty humiliating so she sued the store and won.

once me and my friend were shoplifting and he set off the alarm going out but he just kept on walking and they didnt stop him.


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-Calvin->

I was at my local supermarket (Asda Superstore) and I remembered about this post. So I thought I would put it into practice. I am please to say, it does actually work
Oh and here is another tip that I found that works pretty damn well.

Go to the supermarket and by some cheap shitty item, when you are at the check out and she zaps the barcode and hand it�s to you, walk to then end where ppl load their shopping in bags and if there are any receipts there, take some (get a plastic bag too with their supermarket logo on it!) and walk out.

Look for one or two that has the current date (whatever date it may be). I would start of with a receipt with jut a few items on it (I did). Go back into the supermarket with the receipt and bad you got earlier. CAUTIOUSLY (act normal, facial expressions are a dead give away that you are doing something dodgy) fill up the bag with the items listed on the receipt and walk out. Simple! If they stop you, you can just show them the receipt, if this fails...try and run and get away lol

You must understand that the supermarkets over here, like; Morrisons, Asda & Tesco do not have alarm tags on food products (well the ones I go to don�t) but some might, so it�s a good idea to check


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