does anyone know any good ways to kill yourself that will WORK?

------------------
"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion."

get your penis very hard and then slice it off. you will bleed to death if you dont die from shock first

dont believe him. its what his mommy tried to do to him ones. she failed. now hes dickless for the rest of his life. not that 1 inch more or less is a big difference anyways...

hey how did you know that..................

...........please dont tell anyone else, i promise i will be good.

Im serios dude...

------------------
"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion."

Car, Pipe, Tape, Carbon Monixide makes you sleepy.

or you could jump in the shower with a hair dryer.

lemme think...
You could be a bad cunt and hijack a bus full of women and children and off the edge of a cliff.

Challenge someone to a fight to the death!

shoot ur self in the head!
less painful..
less time..

I was think of something more creative like the bus thing, but you know, thats to much of a hassle...and umm...i dont have a blow dryer

------------------
"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion."

you want creative

tie a very long rope to a tree spend all your cash on a brand new car that goes from 0 to 60 4 seconds or not but still get a sun roof or convertable now strap your self in with the seat belt and tie the other end of that rope around your neck drive real fast and whe you hit the end of the rope your head pops off rolling on the ground to a slow and bloody halt.

jump of a really big building with a parachute hehehe they'll think it was a stunt that went wrong and blame the whole thing on sky diving and it will become illeagal, like everything else in this world.

------------------
fear is your only god!

Yah man, now thats awsome...but a few things...im only 14 so i cant buy a car, and there arent any high buildings here...

go eat some rat poisen and jump in a tar pit... crazy fukker

Fuk off.............i wont eat rap poison...whats anti-freeze taste like

------------------
"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion."

You want a good way to kill yourself.... Here it is a good painfull bloody way.
Things you need:
1.- Gun ( i recommend a high caliber one or a AK 47 will be nice)

Instruction:

1.- Get your pants down.
2.- place the gun/rifle between you anus and your balls (right in the middle of does 2)
SHOOT!!!!
The bullet will go through all your body and go out through your head. only if its a High Caliber One.

Second way to sucide.

Make some TNT go see intruction on the page.
mold it in a Dildo kind of way and stick it up your ass.
Place the most inside your ass as you can and be sure its a lot of tnt and let the fuse got out through your anus.

Make a good fuse so that it doesnt go out inside your ass and light it.
KAAAA FUCKING BIG BOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!
Your death and if you dont place enough TNT you just blo you legs. dick, ass OFF

dont kill yourself that is the weak way out

quote:

---

Originally posted by zao9:
dont kill yourself that is the weak way out

---

i think he's dead man..

if not...try harder..fall off a balcony on a 10 story+++ building head first so your head shoves into ur ass on impact...

You should make it look like a murder. That way the cops spend years investigating. Do you have someone you really hate? Get some fibers from there clothing, and spread it around the scene. If you could get them to touch a gun you kill yourself with or whatever you do it with that would be greeat, and leave it at the suicide scene. Maybe hold them down face in the dirt and prick them and take some blood from them and scatter it on the scene. Rig up the gun so its about 15 feet away when it shoots you, so they think it couldnt be suicide, that and have cuts on your body, maybe inflict a few with your own nails or a knife adn they will think you put up a struggle. Then they will find this poor saps fingerprints, clothin fibers, blood and he will be in jail for sure. He will be framed shut.

Hmm.. if i were to commit suicide at all, i'd just shoot myself in the head. And, why do you want to be creative? Obviously, you're trying to impress someone. So why don't you just do something else besides kill yourself to impress them.

I agree with you Zao. Suicide is the coward's way out. Plus its really selfish. You'll inflict more pain on family and friends then you ever dreamed of having. You'll cause more pain than you have now that's making you suicidal.

By the way, i've heard many times that anti-freeze is sweet tasting. That's why at wrecks and things if theres a radiator leak they'll cover it up with that stuff like kitty litter. Preventing animals and pets from drinking it. But i wouldn't want to commit suicide by ingesting something. Because there will be alot of pain before you go. And IF you go. Most likely someone will find you and take you to the hospital to get stomach pumped. Then they'll all know you're suicidal and you'll get watched like a hawk or locked up. Even worse then before. So think it out.

------------------
Cheers with Cordiality,
Deakon

a high caliber bellet will not go all the way through your body from your ass to your head expesialy a 7.62 by 39mm (round the ak-47 fires) when the bullet enters the body it begins to tumble and spin and loses momentom so that would be a painfull death. personaly i would steal a fast car and drive it into a semi truck at 150mph.

best way is to overdoes on sleeping pills,

but if oyu want to go with tradition, get some ice and hold it against your wrist untill your wrist goes numb, then use the knife to shred your wrist verticaly from the base of your hand downwards, do this several times. this prevents them sowing your wrist back up if the find you before your gone. or if all else fails, jump off a tall building, head first, that way you get the adrenalin rush of the fall. but if your going for the artistic impression, go for the rists. kinda sounds better, or hang yourself, thats quite fun. ah well, have fun

Actually, the oddity is me, i get really fucked up someimes and do stupid shit, sometimes im depressed, and other times im, not as depressed, but, ive taken 13 sleeping pills and woke up in the hospital, cutting wrists arent very effective, tried it once in school, i almost got expelled, my friend said there was blood everywhere and some girl was crying... and the teacher quit because she thought it was her fault...now im just a fucked up child, i like to carve things is my body...I was looking for a good way to kill yourself..just for the hell of it..that is all

------------------
People believe lots of lies on this planet, that's why most of them haven't committed suicide yet.

Oddity please don't kill yourself don't be scared to live. You need profesional help call the boy's town national hotline;.

Theres nothing worse than a failed suicide attempt, that reminds me of my quote!

"People that attempt suicide are better of dead".

But of course I don't use it hardly any more because I have seriously thought about it, which is a dangerous activity for me.

Surefire way though is to jump off the tallest building you can find, and I don't mean just fall off, you have to get a good running start and jump or theres actually a chance that you will survive.

One person jumped off a building and was sucked in through a window several stories down and survived.

take a very hot bath and dont use ice to numb anything, it slows down bleeding. make a very very deep horizontal cut across your inner thighs and a very very deep verticle cut from the inner thigh to the knee. do this on both legs. then make hirozontal cuts across the wrists and veritcle cuts from the wrist to the elbow. the hot bath will make the blood thin and you will bleed more, also take a few asprins before doing this to make the blood even thinner. you will die within a few minutes and you will be found laying in a tub of bloody water with crosses carved into your body.
suicide is in a way selfish but also it isnt. the family will go thru pain but i dont think thier pain is equal to the amount of pain the person went thru that made them commit suicide. if the family went thru as much pain they would kill themselves too, but that usually never happens.

------------------
Discrimination is for those who can't handle misanthropy.

Dont go down that route, I have wanted to kill myself many tiems but have gone back at the last moment. But if you really do wanna end it, take people you hate down with you. Murder all the people that piss you off or do something cool to kill yourself.

You cool thing to do would be steal a car, fill it was gasoline, soak yourself in gasoline and tape some type of mild explosive (enough to rip a hole in your throat but not big enough to blow up the car) to your throat that will react to the fire quickly. Go off the draw brisdge when its openinng and land on a boat. haha. You die when the car crashes, creates a spark,set the gas on fire and sets off the explosive.

Or you could just end it with a shotgun blow to the head a' la kurt cobain.

thats kinnda funny gothic but the way to kill yourself would be to get one of those dickedee carts fill it with dynamite and ride somewhere where lots of kids will se you when that start running towards you get up and light the dynamite

Thats fucking awful. Sitting in the bathtub, watching the water turn red with your wrists and legs opened up is not my idea of a good way to go out.Rather than do that I just decided to live it out and see what the hell happens, you never know, things could get better.

i love blood, i would like to die surrounded by blood

------------------
Discrimination is for those who can't handle misanthropy.

i'll probably end up commiting suicide one day, only because i want to be the one in control of my life so i want to be the one that ends it...but for now i'll do like Dark_Magneto...except im sticking around to watch the show (might as well since im here)...

now i know what suicidal feels like i can understand how you feel.

if your still alive then just let it build up then take it out on the person that started to piss you off, doesnt matter if theyre stonger than you. they wont fight till their death but you will. hopefully youll win and relieve all your stress

Hold a AR-15 and point the muzzle up your chin, aim your brain briefly and fire it off
in burst fire mode, instant death.

just take a knife and ram it where your adams apple is, byebye!

------------------
What I've felt, What I've known, Never shined through what I've known, Never free, Never me, So I dub thee Unforgiven.
-The Unforgiven Sin-

asphyxiation isnt fun... could take about 2 minutes to pass out, thats 2 minutes of gasping for air but not being able to breathe.... not very fun...

------------------
Discrimination is for those who can't handle misanthropy.

tape a bottle of c4 to your chest. go to someone's house who pissed you off and partially drove you to suicide. ring the bell, when he answered bump into him hard with your chest.

Do you have any idea how painful the slit and blood thinning in the bathtub hurts? You just sit there and watch your life flow out of you, constant fucking pain the whole time, sucks major ass.

If your gonna do it and theres nothing thats gonna stop you than at least do it fast with a gun or some cyanide underneath the tongue, they will kill you in an instant.

the asprin will help kill some of the pain. but if your like me you wouldnt have to worry about pain anyway... i used to cut myself all the time... did it for years. i didnt really feel much. pain dont hurt

------------------
Discrimination is for those who can't handle misanthropy.

Yeah I have cut myself pretty bad at times, depending on the type of incision it can range from a stinging deep cut to an excruciating paper one.

But if you are slitting the insides of your legs and wrist that shit is gonna hurt something fierce, so you might as well down a bunch of industrial strength pain killers shortly beforehand.

if you aint dead yet you should drink a shit load of car or even better TRUCK battery fluid!

Why not have fun while you're going out...
Take at least five (seven just to make sure) MDMA-Ectasy pills.
You'll literally die from pleasure.

The fastest,easiest,less painfull way is
a desert eagle .50 caliber, if you shoot yourself with this weapon in your head, then i guarantee that your head wont ever be found.and you wont feel a thing.

------------------------------------------
Just remember the MAJORITY of the worlds humans are fukn thick!!

I would have to say eat a bomb KABOOM