ok. so me and friends have been planning this one for a long time. so when the night finally comes to break in and get the money out the vault, our driver punks out and says that it feels funny stealing from and church. so that means that we have no ride to the church. so me and my friend agree to take the us over there. and then his mom says that he cant leave the house for the rest of the night. this leaves only me to go by myself. at first, i was going to call it off, but then i told myself that i could do it and keep the 60 grand to myself. so i caught the bus to the church and i got there about 11:00 at night. i went on the patio of the church, put on my gloves, and went to work.i got had to break windows. thats when i got to the bars, which were put in from the inside. i then started to rock back and forth until i was able to push the bars off the facing. i was then inside. i then walked up to the vault and stared it down. i tried to open by just pulling the lever but it wouldnt open. so i tried to pick the combo, but i couldnt pick it. so then i took off the dial and the facing. then i tried fooling arouund and it still wouldnt open. so i tried to take off the lever with my hammer and i broke the hammer in the process. so then i pulled out my trusty ax and tried to ax at the handle. i was then able to get the latch to move a little on the inside, but not much. i kept trying different things, but still no sucess. i then looked at my watch and it was 2 am. i was so fucking pissed. i tried to go through the wall witht the ax, but it was made of brick. i was then so sleepy and tired that i left at about 2:30 empty handed. i am so pissed about it beause i was so fucking close. now i have to go to church on sunday and hear the pastor preach about how satan tried to open the door but God wouldnt let him. i suck.

that is is what you get for trying to rob a church

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you should learn to listen to the rantings of the crazy

if you would have listen to me you could have used all that energy it took to break off the dial and handle to the vault door and break some brick instead and you would have got in

all i gotta say is that it was stoopid to get off the bus near the church...witness that you were around there, must kill whole bus....or walk and everythings ok

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Crime is an Art and a science it takes practise and perfection!

well maybe next time then

what tha fuck is a church doin with 60 gran???

arn't they meant to help the poor or something?

if i was u i'ld go in there when the pastor was there by himself, stick a gun to his head and tell him to give you the money!

hide ur face, also it doesn't need to be a real gun, it can be a fake metal one, so when u put it to his head it will be cold and he will shit his pants!!! also remember to tie him up so it would at least take him an hour to get free. i would suggest locking him in the safe(depending on how big it is, the one at my chuch is massive) but he'll suffocate and if u get busted you'll be put up for murder as well!

GOOD LUCK