FUCK IT UP GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about doing them a favor and giving their car a wash...with paint thinner!

1) Drill hundreds of small holes all over his exhaust pipe from tail to manifold.
Over time, the whole exhaust system will fuck up if they can't replace it. Short term, it will make a hell of a noise.

2) If you can break into it leave a dead fish/animal in there, possibly behind a door panel. Don't forget to lock it up again. (this one is best when it is really hot!!)

3) Baseball bat!

4) Drill small holes in the roof and wait for the rainy season

Empty a can of gasoline into their car and then throw in a lit match. Simple, isn't it?


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Day must fade to night,
Night must give in to sunrise,
I watch, silently.

~A Haiku, Minami Sasake

bust it up but dont use a baseball bat try a sledgehammer then slash the tires pop the hood and take a sledgehammer to the motor

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you should learn to listen to the rantings of the crazy

if you are pissed off at the person try to fuck up there motor because most insurance does not cover the motor and they will be out the money to get it fixed . try sugar in the gas tank.

drain the oil
unbolt the tires so they bairly hang on
plug up the tail pipe
piss on the seats
pop off the distrubiter cap
stick sand and penut butter in the oil
fill the gasstank with brown shugar
place nails slanted on the backs of each tires
on a rainy day throw crushd up road salt on there car
paint obsean things on ther car (eg. 2 naked lesbians eating out)
weld there doors shut
fill there key holes with apoxy glue or rubber summent
drop the moter .


i dont kno eny more i can think of