I don't usually post this kind of stuff. Always seemed a little juvenile to me, but I was thinking about this bitch I'd like to maim earlier today and torture came to mind. I thought may be driving my car keys up her snout. Druging her with chloroform and cut off her eyelids. And shoving a steak knife up her twat and ripping it out her abdomen.

I was sort of in a torturous mood. So, I found this and I thought I'd posted it here to amuse myself.

23 Methods Of Torture And Execution.

1. Hung, Drawn and Quartering was used in England until 1748. Basically it is about being hung by the neck until nearly unconcious. Very skilled hangmen were used to prevent the neck breaking, the victims would often try and struggle to snap their own necks to save them from the worst. Then you were cut down and tied to a table and your abdomen carefully opened. Your entrails were then pulled out and detached from your stomach to your anus and held in front of your eyes. A burning torch is then applied to your entrails. This is the point that the victum usually passed out. After death, the body is chopped up. Body parts are then put on spikes for public viewing.


2. Needle torture was very, very painful. Huge needles were pierced through certain parts of your boy and left there. The executioner would leave the victim like this. If the victim tried to remove the needles, muscle and skin tissue would begin the rip, even with the slightest movement.

3. The thumbscrews were a very popular technique that was used to get people to talk. The victim�s thumbs were placed upon the device and tightened like vice. The thumbs would be crushed until a confession as disertained. It worked.

4. The painful cuts torture is very crude. The executioner would give small paper type cuts all over the body, and then roll the victim in salt. The shock of pain sometimes killed some of the victims.

5. The ordeal of three is one of the most gruesome and least known of all torture. The victim is cut open, then a Gila monster, a live one, is sewn inside the victim then the carcass of a dead buffalo is opened up and the victim is sewn in, and left to die. Just imagine how that smells.

6. The hook is another gruesome torture in which the victim is impaled on a hook and hung for everyone to see. The tip of the hook goes up your ass.

7. The Spanish horse was one of the nastiest ways to die. A spike pole is pushed into the anus of the victim then put on his feet to stand. The victim dies of being impaled by his or her own body weight.

8. The Columbian necktie is when the victim�s throat is slit open and the tongue of the victim is pulled through the opening.

9. The breast ripper cut into, then tears the flesh and removes the breast of women accused of witchcraft.

10. The cats paw, very painful, had razor sharp hooks usually applies to a small handle that were employed to tear the flesh from the bones.

11. The head crusher, much designed like the thumbscrews, slowly apply pressure to the skull and inflicts extreme pain and leave the victim in its grasp for hours.

12. The heretics fork was mainly used upon people suspected of heretics, was pointed on both sides and was driven into the lower jaw and into the sternum of the victim.

13. The iron maiden encased its victim within a rack of spikes. The iron maiden was more a killing implement than of torture.

14. The spiked chair, like the iron maiden, had spikes on it and when the victim sat upon if the natural weight caused the spikes to dig into the flesh.

15. The wheel, a very painful way of torture, used often was when the victim was laid across firm boards upon the ground. These boards were positioned so that the victim�s joints and limbs were not directly supported. The torturer would smash the joints, causing pain. The victim�s crushed limbs were braided through the spokes and covered with honey; bird and animals would eat the
victim alive.

16. The Judas cradle had the torturer suspend a stripped person over the top of a jagged and pointed protrusion. The torture would use rope and pulleys to raise and lower victims. The protrusion violated the anus, vagina, or scrotum.

17. The rack the most popular one, had the victim wrists and ankles bound to ropes that were attached to wheels above the head and below the feet. Wheels turned oppositely to stretch joints and muscles of the person being tortured.

18. The turtle was the action of pressing or crushing the prisoner with boards with weights upon them.

19. The garroting chair, like the heretics fork was a restraint of the neck, and then a pointed rod is driven into the back of the neck until death.

20. Skinning or flaying is the act of removing skin in strips.

21. Blown from the cannon is the act of positioning the body of a victim across the mouth and a cannon is blown at the body.

22. The pendulum is a razor edge pendulum that swings above the body, slowly descending.

23. Pears were pear shaped metal object that were inserted in the victims mouth and or anus. After the device was in place, a screw at the top of the pear could be turned, causing the pear to open up. Can you say sliced, diced and chopped up? All inside your ass.

Cheers,
Lost

24. Britney Spears song marathon.

At least with a Britney Spears marathon, you can imagine using the other 23 forms of torture on her.

25. sew bird eggs into someone's abdomen. i bet they make funny sounds when they hatch.

I wouldn't want to hurt Britney Spears.

I'd like to fuck her in her tight ass until she explodes.

I'm only kidding.

The noise would probably scare my cat.

Either that or it would turn my cat on.

Either way, I don't want to go there.

Cheers,
Lost

this is the kind of thing that made it necessary to say you were a woman in the first place.

you forgot about the death of thousands, Chinese meathod of torture executioner drew a lot what ever the lot stated the executioner made the corresponding cut there was about a thousand lots and only five of them were fatal. I think the worst part of this torture is that it gives the victim hope for a quick death, one that is not normaly fufilled.

Ps. It turns me on at least

Make her explode, or make her tits pop?

The native americans would hang someone upside down on a tree branch. The would poke them and such, pop their ear drums, cut off their eyelids. Then they would build a small fire underneath them and keep it going. The victim would be slowly roasted.

ow!

I liked it in the movie Seven when the first guy was forced to eat spagetti until his stomach burst.Theoretically one could tie a person to a chair and then put tourniquets on the persons feet and hands, possibly dick or tits....the blood would be cut off and the part of the body would slowly die off..probably become gangrenous. the person would rot to death.

everyone forgot water torture. where the victim is tied down and a bag of water with a tiny slit in it is positioned above their forehead so that droplets of water fall on their forehead at regular intervals until they go crazy. that would suck.

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What about when they stretch your body, or when they try to hang to and your neck dosent break..you sit and suffocate, or maybe drowning to death? all the lovely things i would like to do to brittney spears

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The Japanese torturers in WW2 would force people to drink water until they were bloated and swollen, then they'd kick them around until their organs burst.