i have a relative down south that i visit like twice a year and you know how people down there are. They like to leave their houses unlocked because down there everyone knows everyone and they dont think anyone would steal anything from them. Anyway, they have a safe in their house that has about 60 thousand dollars in it and i want it. so i was thinking about taking 1 or 2 of my friends on a grey hound bus and going down there and getting the safe and all the money. the only problem is that we have no concrete transportation plan for when we arrive at the bus station down there and we didnt want to take a cab because that might be suspicious. We didnt want to steal a car because we dont want the police to be see us in the sloen car and come after us. the only wat to hide a car down there is in the bushes or in a garage. my other question is do you think it is better to bring the safe back with us up north or try and open at the scene of the crime. keep in mind that me or any of muy friends knows how to open a safe without the code. please leave any suggestions. God Bless You

Take it with you. Safes aren't that heavy. Really. Easy to hide, too.

God Bless You??? Riiiiight.

just crack the safe , i dont think grayhound bus would let u take a safe on ther bus.....

Or, ya know, you could go out and get a job instead of being lazy and trying to steal money from honest people. What if someone stole $60 grand from you?

This is all Pandora's box as far as I'm concerned, if I was jacked I would go steal from someone else, the other day I was swimming some laps and I snatched a really nice all weather CD player.

I'm sure it's insured... If not, that's very careless of them and they shoulda had it banked anyway. Are you serious that it's 60 grand?? Don't even talk to your friends dumbass, scrape together enough money to buy some piece of shit car or rent one. Drive down there, PUT GLOVES ON, throw the fucker in the trunk (use a 2-wheeler if you're a candyass, or tie a rope around it and pull it into the backseat, i'd have some strong plywood on hand to ramp it in and make it easier) then take it home. There are many ways here on TOTSE which will assist you in safe-opening *cough* explosives *cough* (or you could be old fashioned and try crowbars, chainsaws, or dropping it from high places). Congrats now. All I ask for this information is a measley 10%. You've still got enough for a brand new vette Z06, are you really gonna miss it? Good luck.

make some fuckin thermite, thats what i do.
melt through the fucker.

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No coward soul is mine,
No trembler in the world's storm-troubled sphere:
I see Heaven's glories shine,
And faith shines equal, arming me from fear.
-Emily Bronte

that sounds cool. i never thought of it that way. even thoough i dont know how to drive from michigan to alabama and back, i could just get a map and learn the way. thanx for the info

if there is 60 grand in a safe that money probably wasn't obtained "honestly" if it was a bank would be a lot safer


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becarefull if you are going to open the safe with explosives or try to burn through it if you get the safe to hot it will burn all the money up on the inside up it would be easier to drill the safe there is a book online called safecracking it cost like 12 bucks if you are going to do this then i would invest in this book. if you need a ride from your house to alabama i will come pick you up for 50% and i know how to open the safe aready just an idea