this kid stole my bike how do i get him back

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you should learn to listen to the rantings of the crazy

Steal his parents car. No. I'm kidding. That's a bad idea. Hit him in the head with a bat, when he's not looking, and while he's knocked unconcious cut the chord on the back of his heels that runs up the legs. It won't kill him, and he'll be unconcious so he won't feel it, but he'll never be able to walk normally again. Good revenge.

Cheers,
Lost

steel his bike....beat the crap out of him

he is about 5 years older than me he has a bunch of ppl that would kick my ass if they knew i would hurt him

pepper spray will keep most people away from you...i've been sprayed with it twice and its no fun....so if they start messin with you just spray them with it. what kind of bike was it?

roll his bike into an intersection

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Don't worry.....I put my pants out....but yours are still on fire

[This message has been edited by HUMAN_GOURD (edited 06-11-2001).]

Are you the only one that might hurt him?

it was a haro ryan nyquist backtrail pro

So, don't tell anyone you're going to hurt him! Number 1 rule in fighting is "never let them know what they're getting into" which is why you never throw the first punch and you never do stupid things like key peoples car when no one is looking.

Jump out of a tree and knock him out, or out from an alley. No matter how much he hits you: DON'T LET GO. Hold onto the head, if he's bigger than you and go for the eyes. Shove your house key up his nose. Fuck the karate crap. I'm talking gross movement and down and dirty. Kick his ass. Throw rocks, wrap a chain around your fist, hit him with a two by four with a nail in one end and go for the fucking nuts.

I've been in more fights than I can remember and what I've learned is:

House hold weaponry is an art.
Fighting a bigger guy is no fun.
Fighting a smaller guy is even less fun.
But, fighting dirty is ALWAYS fun.

So, don't worry. If you end up needing stitches, hey, all guys goes through that. Just don't break anything. You'll be fine.

KICK ASS.

Cheers,
Lost

get some napalm and put it all over his garage and set in on fire then he is fuct.

make a draino bomb and put it in his parents car or if he has one just put in his (in the gas tank)

go with what lost cause is saying.

Apologise for any trouble you've caused him. Tell him he can keep the bike, and offer to be friends. Extend your hand for a friendly handshake. Then grab his testicles, squeeze and twist, slam your other elbow just under his ribcage, then as he doubles over punch/kick him in the temple. Several times. If he doesn't go all the way down, kick him in the kidneys several times. Get behind him, grab the back of his hair with your left hand, and put the index and middle fingers of your right hand under his nose. Pull his head back and pull in and up with your fingers. He'll beg for mercy, believe me.

Or just punch him in the back of the head with a half-brick when he isn't looking.

what if i took a paintball gun freeze the paintballs and blast his ass

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you should learn to listen to the rantings of the crazy

if you really want to mess him up bad then do the frozen paintball thing. but if he goes and tells you will be charged with serious assault charges and have to pay medical bills....so maybe thats not a good idea....unless your already on probation and like doing community service.

If you're nervous about fighting this guy? Just remember you'll feel a million times better once you do, you'll get your bike back almost for sure and if you don't, well, beat him up again, or just relish in the fact that you feel better. Plus, all your friends will think you're much more kick ass.

And, if you leave him permanently handicapped or disfigured, you'll have a trophy for life. Take a picture of him when you can and keep it with your wieghts so you can look at it when you want to get pumped up.

O YEA BABY! IM READY TO FIGHT!

Cheers,
Lost

actually he stripped my bike and sold parts and ditched the frame i am thinking about taking my spike cuff and putting it on my knuckles and beat his ass

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you should learn to listen to the rantings of the crazy

Hey Lost, wanna wrassle?

If someone did that to my bike (which is a piece of crap anyway) I would not hesitate to beat their ass. If they were bigger than my, I'd probably use some kind of weapon, but if this dude is smaller than you kick his ass without weapons, and once you start, don't stop. Pour it on, and bust this fucker up. A nice reputation for whupping someone's ass won't hurt you...

I'd go with LostCause's idea - don't give up. Make him think you are psycho. Make kicking his ass an obsession. A little insane goes a long way...

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"Possessed, I feel the conquering will down inside me - Strength, the strength of many to crush who might stop me...." - Mouth for War, Pantera

Let's go Spiff. Put 'em up.

Really. The two greatest feelings of the world are

Number 1: An orgasm... can't beat that.
Number 2: Winning a fight

A little pain goes a long way. And don't yell at him too much before you do it. You want to catch him completely off gaurd. Don't give him ANY warning. Don't even let him SEE you, if you can avoid it.

And if you can knock him out cold long enough, take his fucking wallet and anything else you can strip him of. Who cares if it's worth anything. If it is, all the better, but take everything you can just to make him feel like shit.

Cheers,
Lost

Turn him in to the police.

i just beat his ass today even though he broke my nose he has holes everywhere from my spike cuff and a broken hand

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you should learn to listen to the rantings of the crazy

did you win? did he submit?

YEAH he started screaming quit man what the hell did i do so i kicked him in the head and left

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you should learn to listen to the rantings of the crazy

Wow Lost. I had no idea you were such a badass.

*tackles her*

YES! Score! Ah, memories... *sighs englufed in nostalgia*

Good for you, zao. Bet you feel a whole lot better. Told you it would be easy.

Spiffy, you have no clue. I'm a very very bad girl...

Cheers,
Lost

If this job thing works out, I definitely gotta bounce out to Florida at some point.. hell of a drive though.. definitely gonna take more thinkin than Detroit, but hell, it's worth it..

Stop by if you're in the Palm Beach neighbourhood, Spiff. May be we could wrestle in person.

Cheers,
Lost

do his house over

A)it disturbes him adn hsi family
B)you get money back from stealing stuff


or


tell the police!
HA
that would fuck him