Hey i need someones help on getting even with a teach. my teacher that i want to get even with is a asshole he picks on me and i always get in shit. i've already paint balled his house but i need some more ideas

key his car

spit in his coffee

leave him random notes from Unknown saying you hate him

If there are any hot teachers in your school lave him a note from her

steal stuff from him

put double sided tape on his chair

hint to him that hes gay (lots of different responses from this one)

i had like 5 more, ill post again when i remember them

put some liquid acid in his coffee.....like 3 or 4 hits...place the rest of the acid in his desk then tell the principal hes on drugs.

Ah. Driving teachers crazy is my expertize. I actually had a teacher pass me just to get me to leave his class.

What You Don't Want To Do: Do anything overt that could get you in trouble with a dean or principal.

This is easier than you'd think and just means that you DON'T key the car, you DON'T curse at them, and you DON'T get into physical *shudders at the thought* contact with them.

Your best weapon is your phoniest smile you can pull off.

Do something out of place, without causing a disruption, like just sit there and read a book, in the corner, or sit funny. That way if she tells the dean on you you can just say your back was hurting or some other bullshit line. When she busts on you for it, just look at her like you don't know what she's talking about. Play dumb until she gets really fucking angry and then, when she's at the peak of her frustration trying to get you to sit right or stop whatever you're doing smile BIG and tell her (or him I don't know)

"I want to be just like you when I grow up."

They hate that and there's nothing they can do about it.

Another good one, is if you absoloutely CAN NOT control yourself and you absoloutely HAVE to do or say something overt and she goes to the dean (this is a last resort) tell them that your twin brother died in some horrible car crash and she made you have flash backs of watching his head being crushed, or something, but make it really graphic and make it sound like you're really ready to lose it.

Every time she turns to AC on, tell her it's too cold, if she has the heater on tell her it's too hot, and bitch to the dean about her as much as you can.

My favourite moment was when I made a petition to get this one teacher fired and I took it from class to class. I went to her class last and there was nothing she could do about it. She quit the next day.

Really mess up your hair really bad, or wear makeup, or just really thick fake glasses. Anything to get the class going, but that you can tell her it's not your fault. Like, if you're wearing huge platform shoes you can say your foot doctor made you do it to correct your step... etc...

The possibilities are endless. Make comments about they're clothes, but only do it when you "think" no one is listening.

I wrote a whole article about this one teacher and had Jaded take this picture off the school website and turn it into the devil and I put it on the website. Everyone went to it at tech class and saw it. That really got him steamed, but again, not my fault. Always be INNOCENT. Play DUMB. Be HONEST. Honesty is also a good weapon.

If I think of more antics, I'll let you know. But, you have to be carefull not to get in trouble yourself. It's a fine line you're walking.

Cheers,
Lost

You're evil, Can I lick your face?

Break into their house and ring a phone sex number that just lets you listen. Leave the phone off the hook and go home.

I didnt mean key his car while anyone was looking, just slowly walk by with your hand casually by your side.........

Nice idea with the liquid acid only dont get caught cuz ull get in some serious shit. I got suspended for doing this with laxitives. Also one of the ones i forgot was to print up fake notices like a meeting 2 hours before school starts and put it on his desk so he loses sleep for nothin hehe

throw up on him. drink some shit like baking soda (or maybe powder?) mixed with water, walk up to the teacher, say you don't feel to good, and then barf your guts out. It was not your fault you threw up...

put super slue, epoxy, etc. (something sticky and slow to set) in car lock, or classroom lock if no ones is around, the cost(car) or embarassment(classroom) are hilarious

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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."-Albert Einstein

If he keys her car when no ones looking then what's the point?

Cheers,
Lost

the guy will have to pay for it smarty

always stick with the little stuff so by the end of the year the teacher is losing their mind instead of one big thing make them dread going to school because of the shit they will have to put up with

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you should learn to listen to the rantings of the crazy

So what? I'm sure the guy has a lot of things he has to pay for that he doesn't want to. Keying his car will piss him off, but he won't know who did it. So, what's the point? If you want to REALLY get back at someone, you want them to know who did it don't you?

Plus, that is childish, not to mention unimaginative.

Cheers,
Lost

That's why you don't let anyone know who keyed the car. It's not worth blowing the cover of mystery. When you find something really good and fucked up to do, that's when you show your face.

Steal his car keys. Get them cut. Sneak them back to him before he notices them gone.

Move his car one space away the first day.
Wait a few days.
Then move it across the car park.
Wait a few weeks.
Then onto the street.
Wait a few more weeks.
Move it a few blocks away.

etc, etc.

The liquid LSD in the coffee is a good one. Here are a few more:

1). Squirt some Visine in the coffee - the more the better. It doesn't take too long to kick in...the teacher will be shitting his pants before he knows what's going on.

2). Go to a pet store and buy methylane blue - it's in a small bottle and it's used to kill fungus and bacteria in fish aquariums. It's non-toxic, so it won't kill the teacher, but if you put about half the bottle (or more) in a dark drink like coffee or pop then the teacher will piss blue all day...

3). Superglue everything in the classroom. See anything piled up, like papers, books, tissue boxes, etc...glue them all together, then glue it to whatever it is sitting on.

4). If you can get into the school after the teacher is gone (especially on a Friday) then get some Liquid Steel or JB Weld and glue all of the desk drawers shut with it.

5). When the teacher isn't around, open the drawers on his desk...check to see if there are big gaps or if the drawer fits pretty tight. If it fits tight then do this: Go to a pet store and buy either A: a shitload of mice, or B: a shitload of crickets, which are about $1 for a dozen. I'd go with the crickets...buy about 10 or 15 dozen, open the bags, and put all the crickets in a jar. Take the jar to school and dump it into the teacher's drawer....what a surprise when he opens it...

6). See if you can get a list of registered/convicted sex offenders for your county. Use your computer to make an exact replica of this list, but include your teacher's name. Print off a few hundred and highlight the teacher's name on all of them. Put them in teacher's school mailboxes, plaster the cafeteria with them, slip them into student's lockers...you get the point.

I'll see if I can come up with any more later...

FeedTheGods... that... was... beautiful.

Cheers,
Lost

go to a parts store and pick up a valve stem remover then go to teachers home remove the inner valve on all 4 tires place caps back on just tight enough so the air dosent leak out try not to let any air out so the tires look normal the next day when teach is on his/her way to work about 5 miles into drive 4 flat tires
place valves in an envelope and give them to teach say some kid in the hall told me to give this to you or leave in teachers box or mail them back you get the point

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Leave the poor bastard love letters from teachers of the same gender. or, reversely, leave other teachers of the same gender love letters from him. if you have any cool janitors, you can have them help by staging an "argument" in the hallway or the lunchroom. or you can ask the janitor to actually get in a fistfight with the teacher on school grounds. sometimes monetary compensation for these sevices will be appropriate. Remember, when all else fails, ejaculate in his/her coffee.