this is not a pity party thread or sympathy thread. It's just a question and i want everyone to take it accordingly. well any idea?

Yeah a quick painless way is to od on something...im not sure exactly what is really goo to od but jus make sure u take heaps ..
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tranqiulisers i guess!
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a lot of alcohol and about a bottle of tylonal. probably painful you would more than likely die of liver poisoning and suffer much.

gun.

car crash, right of a mountain road.

bringing a britney soears tee shirt to a mansion concert, might be painful.

this would probably kill you instantly and you would go out really cool, on the mountain road (same one that i told you to drive of, tie a 100 foot rope to a tree and tie the other end around you neck, now jump,your head should pop right off.

one more, get a car with a sunroof or cut a hole in the roof of your car. now tie the same 100 foot rope around your neck and the other end around a tree (yes the same tree) now drive 80 miles an our off the mountain and make sure you have your seatbelt on (for safety puproses).

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Probably OD-ing on something like pain killers and then plceinga plasic bag over your head so that as you pass out you suffercate, no pain...

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2 4k dilaudids will do it painlessly, if ya can find'em. A bullet to the brain stem will work. So will a plastic bag, lol

If you are going to O.D. on something you better fucking make sure you go all the way. In rehab I met this lady that tried to kill herself on sleeping pills. She took like 100 and passed out almost to the point of death, but not quite. Unconscious, her stomach was pumped and she had retrograde and andrograde amnesia. Nice lady afterwards tho.

I would use Xanex, take as many as you can and drift away calmly as you die...

TOTSE always has great information

How to commit effective suicide

Good luck, dood

if I told ya....i'd have to kill ya.....


ta...wait a minute......

Couldn't you just take a dive off a tall building? Just don't change your mind on the way down...

Gun in mouth aiming barrel about 45 degrees upward and to the left a bit. Its a 99.99999999% effective way to kill yourself (Since you dotn want to fuck yer suicide up and be in a veggie state for the rest of your life). I would say jumping off of the empire state building is a pretty much gurentee way of dying but i have heard one person fell the 100 stories and lived for a few days and was conscience as well. so i would say dont jump off of a building.

Yah, the gun is better.

steal a car and go on a rampage smashing everything! ,then drive in to the river

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Originally posted by Lokil:
If you are going to O.D. on something you better fucking make sure you go all the way. In rehab I met this lady that tried to kill herself on sleeping pills. She took like 100 and passed out almost to the point of death, but not quite. Unconscious, her stomach was pumped and she had retrograde and andrograde amnesia. Nice lady afterwards tho.

I would use Xanex, take as many as you can and drift away calmly as you die...

TOTSE always has great information

[b]How to commit effective suicide

Good luck, dood[/B]

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thanks, but don't i need a perscription for xanax tho?

Yeah, I don't know if you can get prescriptions illegally from people you know, but I can. I also know how to fake the conditions I need to obtain prescriptions...But in your case I would recommend getting the strongest tranquilizer would could get your hands on.

here is the info you seek little dude.

this is a text fuile b y two of my fav maniacs.
http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/suicide.html
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dont kill your self little dude,

kill the greed and subjugation, thats more of a challange,
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totally nihilistic



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suicide by cop...steal a car..go on a high-speed chase and then get out of your car and pull out a nice fake looking gun and aim it a quickly shoot the gun at the police officers..they'll open fire and you'll die.........................................................

or..

put some really harsh drugs into a cheap plastic baggie...swallow the baggie....if it reaches your stomach..the acids will eat through the plastic and then all the drugs will instantly be introduced to your bloodstream and you'll OD very quickly.

but don't take my advice

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inject saline in your veins, quick, The origional kevorkian meathod.

i was going to post but you are proable dead after tring to read Nihilistic post if your not go out cool like get a gun go in a bank of some place with lots of money and rob that mother fucker if you get a way you will have all that money then you will not want to kill you self but if you get caught then you can have a shoot out with the cops then they will kill your ass

Just post the link nihil, I don't need you cluttering things up.

is it just me? i can't stand one word nihil's saying....

One mouth, one gun, one bullet 1 dead mother@#$ker

You can live through a gunshot to the head, and may just end up permanently disfigured. Unlikely, but it has happened.

As far as alcohol and pills go, I wouldn't try it because - though it kills lots of people without them even trying - you're liable to just puke them up, or end up in the ER getting your stomach pumped.

The most painless SURE fire way, to kill yourself, is probably to jump off a very tall building. Your body goes into shock before you hit the ground. But, if you know you're going to be alone for a 24 hour period and no one if going to come in and call 911, I would do the pill thing, minus the alcohol. The alcohol would induce vomiting. Something like quanapins, real strong, like that, that'll make you feel real good and then pass out.

Cheers,
Lost

Stick your head in a gas oven.
And don't bother me again.

You guys have got to be the biggest group of obtuse idiots gathered in one place since the last monster truck show at the Astro Dome. If you dicks could stop wanking for a few minutes, maybe some of that much needed oxygen could reach your brains instead of being spent on pude-ponding. Saline IV will not kill anyone, you could try and swallow the dose, syringe, and vial of saline then... maybe. This question was for EASY and PAINLESS methods, ODing on most drugs is 15 to 20 minutes of AGONY. The best methods is to get 15ft of 3in flexi hose, one end duck taped around the exhaust pipe with the other stuffed in ackacked window, jump in crank it up... a pint of Southern Comfort while you're doing the setup makes the ride that much easier

I thought the Xanax would be relaxing...


The ULTIMATE relaxation - DEATH! muhahaha

saline kills in high concentrations its called osmosis Granted It takes a saturated solution at body temperature and a good amount of it. The blood vessels become desecated and die.

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i dunno if ur dead or not... but if i was to kill my self it would be jumping off the plaine and flying like a bird for the last 2 munits of ur life befor u smack into the ground.. take some acid befor u do it ...so it will be coulerfull..u kno?

just ask ur mom for some ski diving lessons and simply dont open the shoot..