1. Walk into the toilets and make sure there is some guys in the cubicle's hanging a shit. Switch off the lights,

2. When washing your hands at the basin, start laughing at the guy next to you, who is doing his hair.

Makes them very self-conscious.


3. When standing at the urinals, piss on the shoe of the guy next to you. Say your really sorry and try to start wiping it off. Make sure he isn't a big fella though.

4. When washing hands at the basins put your finger under the tap, so as
to make it squirt water all over the guy next to you.

BONUS if you aim at the pubic area, because it'll look like he pissed himself.

5. Lock yourself in a cubicle and make loud sounds of ecstasy, just like you're tossing off.(the nihil's fav)

6. If there's only one cubicle, wait outside while the guy is doing his business, and when he finally comes out start coughing and holding your nose and giving him disgusted looks.

7. Block one of the toilet's and keep pulling the chain. Soon the whole place will be under flood.

8. Go into each cubicle and lock the door from the inside, then crawl under to the next one until there all locked.

Not so funny for the guy who desperately needs to go.

10. Do what 'normal' people do and go to the toilet and leave.

add your maniacs.

Ten?! What happened to nine?!

If there's enough plumbing, faucets, etc., and the time to do it, wrap fishing line around everything and bolt. If the next guy who runs in there with a full bladder doesn't have a knife.. oops.

Rigging the ladies room is almost always more effective because the users thereof generally have to sit down...


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Day must fade to night,
Night must give in to sunrise,
I watch, silently.

~A Haiku, Minami Sasake

What happen to the classic "Cherry Bomb Flush"

or "Stuff as much toilet paper in the bowl as possible and then fill the bowl with about half a gallon of water making sure the trap doesnt release. the reason for adding water is most Hydrolic Toilets (Common in most public restrooms) are a 2 1/2-3 gallon bowl. but only use about 1 1/2 gallons of water to fill. they desing them that way so if the toilets are clogged they won overflow on the next flush. dont clog it then flush it because it will be obvious that its clogged from the high waterline. Instead stuff it, use a stick to force the toilet paper down into the drain (Making sure none shows) then hide stick in garbar, get a water bottle and fill it at sink. fill the water up about 3 times with a quart water bottle and walk away. stand outside and wait for someone to com ein and take a shit. then watch the person come out screaming with wet pants after he flushes.

ok that last one is extreme.

hmm...*trying to think*...what it you just make some nice 'out of order signs...but get that glue shit put on posters and put them on every door...then go in a lock every cubicle with like a cheap little lock..or bolt it shut!

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might work for a day until the janitor got there?

lol

how about this.
take a shit, but catch it on a piece of toilet paper then rub it up the walls or even better...write something with the shit...like...you're being watched!
just be sure to wear a nose clip
it'll stink!

clingfilm? over the toilet


i really cant spell

how bout...

when someones taking a shit, piss under the door and onto their shoes!

lets say you dont like your old high school. lets say you put two bags of quick mix concrete into a back pack. And for kicks lets say you pour the two bags into the toilet bowl. MUahahaha.

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take pins and glue them the seat so when someone sits down it sticks them in the ass [ouch]

take some peanut butter in with you, and put it on some toilt paper, then 'accidentally' slip it into the guy nextdoors toilet, and ask say "woops, could you please pass tht back"

and

"Supplies:
 Sponge/s - preferably the large, industrial variety
 String
 Scissors
 Pockets
 Brass balls
The setup is very simple. You don't need anything except what I listed above. You don't need an accomplice, although these adventures are often more fun when pulled off with a comrade. Whether or not you act alone, here are...
The Instructions:
 Wet sponge and squeeze into extremely tight ball.
 Wrap short length of string around wet sponge ball.
 Allow sponge to dry.
 When thoroughly dry, snip off string.
 Take sponge ball/s to enemy bathroom.
 Flush toilet.
 Drop in sponge ball as water goes down toilet.
 Calmly and coolly leave the premises.
What happens? The sponge expands as it gets wet. But it is getting wet as the current goes down the pipes. The effect is a well-clogged pipe because the sponge will not fully expand until it is a good distance down the pipe.
Important: You must not drop in the sponge and then flush the toilet, as the sponge will just expand and bob around in the bowl. Flush then drop.
Keep in mind that you could carry around a good number of these little bombs in a jacket. If you use a backpack, forget about it. You could easily tote around a few hundred and really party ass. A big company will have several bathrooms and it takes seconds to run down a line of toilets, bombing each one. You can really hit several toilets in less than one minute.
The other nice thing about this prank is that the required materials are cheap and totally legal. Plus, the prank doesn't hurt anyone. Ignore anyone who says that this type of mischief costs money to fix and will ultimately hurt the consumer. If you hit a credit card company, oil company, or something along those lines, you should not feel an ounce of guilt. They are already screwing you.
A nice variant of this trick is to soak the sponge in a simple cement mixture of cornstarch and water. The mixture will set slowly in the pipes, making removal a colossal pain in the ass"
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Anyone think of the seran Wrap over the toilet to where it bounces back trick

Nil That beat off is exactky what me and my friends do except we make it sound like to guys (we are both in there) then we get a big bucket of milk and drech the guys in the next stall

Just start talking to them that makes them very uncomphortable

While at a urinal pretend like you have problems with gettin' it up and start talkin' to your penis

Try looking at the guy in the next urinal and offer him either a card for a penis enlarging company or like something for that rash that he can't see

THE BEST ONE IN ALL OF HISTORY

Put icy hot on the toilet seats

Another Good One

Steps:
1.sit next to a guy already in a stall
2.mely or already melt a candybar on your had NO CHUNKSOF IT SHOULD BE UN-MELTED
3.proceed to make loud and real fart noises
3. put your hand under the stall andwhile pleading for some tiolet-paer accidntaly touch his leg

muwhwhwhwahahahaahaha

Oh or stink palm some people (its bathroom related)

You Don't Know What A Stink Palm Is!
Steps:
1.Do some serious exercise
2.Eat a diet consisting mainly of meats for best effect
3.stick your hand in your ass crack go as far as possible, try to hand fuck yourself
4.shake hands with the desired enemy or occasional by-stander.

Thats enough for tonight

If the attack is going well
Its an Ambush
-ancient military proverb

WTF! Hand FUCKING???

you sick prick...lol

have any of you ever scene The Man Show when Jimmy Kimball tryes to start conversations with the people in the bathroom. it was so funny, cuz it was realy quiet and then he said something hilarious.

here are some great things to say to the guy next to you at the urinals:

1. hi, im (insert name here). *reach out to shake hands*

2. knock knock.

3. you call that a penis?!

4. *look down* are you cold?

5. if the guy is on your left, then with your right foot, cross over your left leg and kcik him in the ass. if you dont know how to do this, learn, its really worth it. then say, sorry.

6. do number 5 like 10 times in a row to the same guy.

7. start singing really really loudly while staring up at the ceiling.

8. **IF YOU DARE** go up to the urinal and "forget" to open your pants and undies. proceed to pee all over yourself.

9. start peeing. hold your hands up and say "look, ma, no hands!"

10. pretend like youre about to pee, but right before you take off your pants, push the guy next to you REALLY REALLY HARD, so that he like falls over. then quickly run out the door.

*sniff, sniff* wah

waaaah, snif, i love all you little dudes.

slit, bwhahahaha

ooooooo, maniacs,

sniff.