Does anyone know any really funny or stupid stuff to do in school, to either piss off the teachers or to get a good laugh? or any thing to do to get in trouble at school!

heheh last semester i sparked a bowl in school and got 2 others in the sesh, teacher didnt notice though hehe try it..

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Crime is an Art and a science

before the summer holidays, leave a huge fish locked in a locker...

Beat off in your math class.

Anonymously bring a dog to school.

go drunk

carry a pink flamingo around with you all day.

dont wear an article of clothing... (only shirt and shoes are required. be creative)

stick a lit m-80 in the teachers desk while she's out of the room.

one thing that we did in the 8th grade, was when we would all eat like 2 rolls of breath savers breath mints...

that many breath savers (if you can handle getting them all down) give you the most violent and worst smelling flatulence i have ever smelled being expunged from person.

math class was truly a day to remember.

act like you passed out in the hallway. when the ambulance shows up. get up and say "Man i needed that sleep"

so thing we did in yr9 english are,
get a new glue stick and take the glue out of the tube and through it on the roof or fan and it sticks there.
make a big spit ball with 2 sheets of paper, be creative in where you through it.
take a football into class and pass it around ,through it at the fan, it bends it real good.
get cherrys and make patters on walls and roof.
through fruit at the fans and make nice patters on the walls.
if you are watching a video try and steal the remote and fuck with the movie.
turn everything upside down befor the teacher comes.
onetime in the drama room , which is on the 2nd floor we gotinto a cubord with cloths and tied them all together with a shoe on the end and hung it out the window and tapped on the widows at the bottom.
be creative with smart arse comments

Bring a gun and kill your english teacher.

You want attention?
dont stop at just your english teacher, shoot and keep shooting. All them will get what they deserve.

Kill em alll!!!

Sneak into the lunchroom somehow, when they're preparing food. Distract the cooks, then pour some IPECAC (sp?) syrup into each food item. Ipecac syrup induces vomiting, so lunch and the class immediatly following should prove entertaining. Don't forget to sit as far away from the other people as possible.

some of em r pretty good try to keep em coming, i just remember like a year ago when i sprayed colonge all over peoles desks and lite it, man that was funny, the teacher tryed so hard to get the desks out!!!

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if a man builds 1000 bridges and sux 1 dick....... to the world he's not a bridge builder, hes a cock sucker!!!

D AMN!!!! i wanted this topic! lol....i need ideas too....

i want to STALL class....i stuck crap in an overhead...try putting gum in there....it melts and well...youll find out......

-weave fishing wire all through the classroom and laugh as the teachers fall over.
-Break the can machine. As soon as it gets fixed, break it again. Iv'e broken the one at out achool 8 times and they still don't know who keeps doing it.
-Walk into a room during lunch time and push all the books of the table and into the middle of the room.
-Put a virus on the school computer network, preferebly around report time. you'd be suprised how many teachers don't back stuff up on disks.
-In ascembly get all of your friends to start humming a certain tne. One the whole school will know. At most schools it won't take long before most people have joined in and there's nothing teachers can do to stop it.
-If there is somebody you really hate go into their classroom at lunch time and cut their jacket in half.

Before lessons, or when teach goes for a little walk (my teachers are always fuckin off, where DO they go?), spin all the desks and chairs and sit facing the opposite wall to usual, all silent. It freaks em out big style...It helps if everyone acts like zombies, just staring at the wall...

Busting up the can machien is fucking stupit, we had a phone and coke machien at our school and little fuck wits like you keept fucking breaking them and the school said fuck you all were not fixing it this time, so from then on we were fucked right in the arse, doing shit like that is not fucking with the school it's fucking with yourself, do you think the teachers give a fuck? they have a phone in there office they can leave school when they want to buy a bottel of coke but the students cannot, those things are there for you not the teachrs so look after them

well i've done several things at school in my day. m-80's in the toilets funny one time cause if exploded the toilet in half and made an old pipe burst and it leaked all over the basement in our school the wet smell reeked for weeks. i still and have putten many fish in the principals car and what else works good is a cup of worms without any dirt. righton the seat cause the cup gets hot and the worms bake, lol baked thats my name hehehe. another time they were working on the lights in the lunchroom and they left one of those pannels open so everyone at our table threw our food plates and siverware up there i guess the janitors were pissed. i connected a pack of smoke bombs togeter by twistting the ends together in someones locker and put my ownlock on it and i smoked up the bottom half of the school with green smoke i guess they didnt have cutters big enough to cut the lock off so they had to call a locksmith. i must admit this one wasnt my idea i think i got it off totse. My senior year we have sign out so me and some friends sent in and got our food and went outside to eat so after i finished my food i took out a can of lighter fluid and burng a big ass hole in the center of my plate then put it inbetween 2 other plates and i took up the plates. The next day the pricipal announced on the intercome that if he found out who did it that they would be expelled for 2 days i was like wow a 2 day vacation. throwin our forks at the celing they stick in it. one day when i had a detention for american history i took my tv remote in that you can program to different tvs and when the teacher left me alone in the room i programmed the remote. and when movie time rolled around it was funny as hell cause the teacher went to the back of the class room and the tv all of a sudden shut off so he walked to the front of the class room to turn the tv back on. once he was at his seat again i shut if off again. he did it like 5 times before he figured that someone was playing with him and threatend to give the hole class a detention if someone didnt fess up. but we just kept laughing. once we were taking notes in class on the overhead projector and when the teacher left the room to go to the john i walked up and pulled out his bulb and broke it over that table and put it back in the overhead projector. when he came back and turned it on he gave the class a dirty look then the thing just started smoking really bad and i guess it burnt up cause the next day we had a new one. the smell was soo bad that he actually opened the air conditioning vents. once when i had a detention for a bitch teacher i took off all the magnets she had on her file cabnet and put them in the slot by the handle in her apple computer i guess she left it on all day and her comp crashed and she didnt have a back up copy or have it in a grade book eiter but everyone passed i passed with a B+ but only i know how. hehehe. and another that i still do all the time is go to the local grocery store and but this glue kinda like super glue but a generatic brand and we rip that stuff off by the box fulls. but squrt that stuff in locks of doors we glued a window shut once got that idea from totse. i glued i dunno how many light switches on and in the off position. took metal pipe from the shop and put it in the dryer so that it couldnt spin and turned it on high and burnt the motor up in it. stuffin alot of toile paper in the sinks urnals and in the toilets and flushing them all and turning the sinks on it only take a couple of minutes to fill the bathroom with water. filling a balloon with water then trowing it in the celign fan is coo cause sometimes it shoots across the room and hits the chalk board and explodes. but never therow it in the one right above your head cause it might not shoot across the room, i might just pop right there and you get all wet. once we hit the english teacher she was pissed. once i put a balloon over the juice machine and filled one with grap juice ther is still a stain on the wall i beleve.

i know there is lots more but i just cant think of it.

wow thats 2 long ass posts but worth reading

Decorate the boys toilets by throwing vials of blood everywhere.

That's what some aidsfucker did to ours.

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Originally posted by baked:
wow thats 2 long ass posts but worth reading

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i guess u didnt read both of them cause they r the same, and if u read them u would relize that, but none the less, it was a good post!!!!!!

That super-strong glue you said about... epoxy resin probably. That stuff rules. Also... if you want cool stuff to do, it's all in this site. Try it.

p.s - fuck with your teachers' minds. Rob some paper from the school with the symbol thing on top... (u know what I mean...), and start printin believable stuff on it, and putting it in your teachers' staff room/pigeon hole, calling phony meetings and shit. Soon, they won't know what to go to, and what to ignore. They wil be sooo pissed. I should know. I got suspended 4 it.

p.p.s - Do ya play footy? Get the ball confiscated. Follow the teacher to see where he puts it, and rob it back. Carry on doing whatever you were doing to get it confiscated. And so on.

Try to do that when one of your fuckwitted teachers are on duty (we all have them). It works like a dream.

Also... we're now in our last few days of school b4 we break up for study leave, before our GCSE's. All of us, (about 40), are just being complete bastards, robbing the lower years' ball, kickin it on the roof, kicking off on them, fighting, calling teachers shit, glueing doors shut (that epoxy resin again...), and believe me, when there's 40 mates doin it, each of you don't need to do much to cause havoc.

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i filled a sink and stole a remote today...and i didnt even read that post...baked...your rock.....

i wanna make the TV in my history class play a porno and make everyone in the middle of class freak....esp those littile prepy chicks......(ew....ewww! as if!)