hey dudes....

on a boring friday night me and friends stand up on this corner street that little cars drive down...well we like to put things in the road LIKE soda cans to make the cars slow down and make loud noise in neighbor...

well....i need more ideas...what should i out out there? aluminum cans are cool cause they fly up underneath and fly down the road....i tried sticks and rock and shit but i think i might stick nails in the cracks soon.....ideas...add them...thanx

this is kinda the same type of thing, a few years ago me and one of my buds use to ride our bikes behind cars as fast as we could when they pulled up to a stop sign we'd smack the back of there car as hard as we could and fall on the ground so the people thought they hit us (alot of people drove away really fast) but we quit when one person got on there cell phone and called the cops. this can be kinda fun.

this is your idea of 'street chaos'?

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bwhahhahahaha, cool range, hey man these kiddies wont do any thing if we post it you watch,

so whats happening little dudes, you want to cause some kaos, or do you want to annoy ppl, there is a difference slapp nuts,

if you want to cause kaos on a STREET,
then you can do a few things, one ill tell you that workz well but you little dudes wont have the ballz to do it mannn

if you know any thing about how the system workz on streets, like the gas mains etc, then you can place a tiny detonator near the gas main, and take out THE FUCKING STREET,

now that is STREET kaos man hahaha

you need a tiny bit of rdx, plus know what your doing and where the gas main is, they have a warning sign where it is in my country, plus you can find out at a fire station where it is as they need that info for the pipes etc

so i dont think you guys would be able to pull it off, so re-name your posts man.

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so whats happening little dudes, you want to cause some kaos, or do you want to annoy ppl, there is a difference slapp nuts

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yeah but there is also a difference between causing chaos and getting people killed.

What we used to do, back in the day, for "street chaos" was steal a backhoe(or whatever you call it)from some road with construction, then see how many mail boxes, street lamps, and road signs we could run over before the cops came. The cops finally did when we drove through the front of a building on accident. It was great.

well at least it's in the right forum.

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lol

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Chaos??? Chaos???

Gasoline. At night. Lots of.

Go to petrol station, and buy petrol, in a can. Then get your mates to do the same. Carry on doing this till you have a) No more money, b) Can't be arsed. Then choose your spot, and go into the middle. Pour it all over the road, and, you guessed it... light it!!! (No, get out of the way first).

If ya wanna go nuclear, light it with a molotov cocktail. (Can't be arsed tellin you how 2 make 1, it'll be on totse somewhere.

Or maybe you're feelin' artistic???

U'll have 2 try this first, I only did it once, and it wasn't amazin, so experiment with the mixture. Use paint, (or any other flammable/thick mixture), and mix it with gasoline, or another fuel. Be careful, cuz gasoline is a thinner, so if it gets too thin it'll be useless. Also, do it outside, cuz mixin chemicals is fairly dangerous (heh heh heh...).

Anyway, get your thick flammable mixture, and a paintbrush, and start sloppin' in on a fairly quiet road. (You don't want ppl drivin past, ruinin ur lovely pic, do ya???). Make sure there is a thick coating, so it'll light. (This is where your experiments/test runs come in handy).
Be inspired! Pair of tits? (light nipples first) Pentagram? Acid house? Use your imagination. The designs work best when they are 1 continuous line, cuz it's less dangerous lightin' it, and the effect when you light it is amazin.

You know the rest.

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a very good thing to do is to buy some roll on deoderant (the addidas stuff is good) take the roller ball out and pour the gely liquid onto someones door step, its lush cos once u light it it will burn for about 20-30 mins depending on the brand. pour it in a nice pattern on the road, and watch cars drive though it, get it on thier wheels, and leave a trail of fire behind them for 20 meters, its also a bitch to put out, and a good laugh.

Hehe serious chaos, go to pets are us and get some animals that are cheap, break there necks or something and slice them open, hide behind a nice sized bus and when a car comes by. CHUNK IT. I know a guy at school who worked at a pound and when they would have to gas the poor doggies he would take there bodies. throw them outside into the car and demand money. He tells me it worked like a charm. The best fun is to stand in the middle of the road with a gun looking object DON'T ATTACk just stay there and look at them.

Non gratum Anus Rodentum

you guys

kick ass

thanks

for helping!

i wanna stick nails in the road!

you want to cause town choas well build a smoke bomb out of suger and potassiam nitrate 1kilo should do fo this of it then you want to set it off in a local area thell think it is a fire there might even be a car crash be case they cant see total havok

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Originally posted by Riot Girl:

yeah but there is also a difference between causing chaos and getting people killed.

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yeah i know lost, but i just thought you may have missed the humor in 'street' kaos.lol

Hmmmmmmmmmm.... How about:

Take two orange traffic cones.

Place them on opposite sides of the street, connected by a single strand of fishing line.

Inside each cone, a detonater and explosive are rigged so that a moderate tug on the fishing line will activate a timer.

When a car comes along, it will grab the fishing line and drag the cones along for the ride. Meanwhile, the timers are activated.

Then, three seconds later, a significant amount of burning liquid fuel is decorating the vehicle. Or perhaps it's just a simple explosive that dings the ultimate door ding in the car. Other possibilities are left as an exercise for the reader.

wow that last one is a good one.....thanks

Do a poo in a public toilet and don't flush.

*crowd goes "oooooooh"*

a couple weeks ago my friends and i put a can of dog food in the middle of the road (a little to the side, so the wheels would hit it). then we stood on the sidewalk, drinking cherry coke, eating fruity mentos, and watching, kinda like the kind of the hill guys. all the damn cars were dodgeing it. then someone was saying something, and we hear "GUISH". we look, and this huge minivan nailed it. he hit it at an angle, so it got all over the passenger window, and such. what a mess. we couldnt stop laughing. then like 5 more cars ran over what was left of the can. and we laughed each time. now there was smeared dog food (alpo, i believe) on the road. so there were some weiner kids trying to show off with their little motor scooters, and the went right over the dog food. they slipped and fell, and we laughed some more. and some more!.

try it and ull se what i mean.

unstable......

that idea kicks ass...lol.....

about 2 or 3 weeks ago me and a friend put these plastic z mas candy canes in the road....it was funny cause all you head was CRACK!

and weeks before this a trashcan and a 2 by 4
that was loud as hell when it hit and funny too...'dog food eh? ill go try....

spray paint...

Now this is something I can set my evil mind to work on.

Here's a thought for you. Find two golf balls and some high test fishing line. Drill a hole through each ball and tie a long piece of line through it. The line should be about as long as the road is wide. Now, set up one golf ball on one side of the road and the other golfball on the other side of the road, stretching the line across the street. Put the golfballs on top of something (a tree limb or a mailbox, mayhap?) so it's at about windshield level. Wait for a car to hit it.

When the car hits the line it'll yank off the balls which will swing backwards. The line will wrap around the car and if you have the length right the balls will swing round and hit the car squarely on the back windshield, possibly cracking it.

If you live in the city you can just throw things off of buildings. Be creative. Use one of those giant surgical tubing slingshots that are all the rage these days to send interesting projectiles flying a few blocks down the road... High altitude bouncy ball, anyone?



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Day must fade to night,
Night must give in to sunrise,
I watch, silently.

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golf ball idea could work too....

how about something with dead animals? cars swirve at them and tom green humps them.....

drags soapbox to corner of chaos.

(coughs)

You kids can cause serious injuries to the people.

Hey that Tom Green thing was pretty funny.

damnit people!!! BOYCOTT THE OIL INDUSTRY!!


SET OFF A GAS STATION!!!!

GAS GO BOOM!

PEOPLE THERE GO PLOP!

I GO SAD.....