Does anyone know of any quick scams I could pull off to get some quick cash. I'm in desperate need. I'm drowning.

Cheers,
Lost

Ok quick and easy. go to home depot(only place ive done it so far) steal! highest price per size is best. they have a door stopper that 4" for $14 I take alot of these make sure value is under $90 then take your id and return the item without a receipt can only be done 3 times. If they say they will mail you a check they most likely wont happen but is possible. Dont worry about giving them your id it can be real they dont do anything its only for reference. Or scam 2 is to go and find a receipt in the parking lot then find the item in the store then return. Or buy then grab from another from store then return. Make money and have fun dont get caught even thoug they dont have security they just follow you around and make it obvious.

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make money

just go to a atm machine, make it not pay you money, turn around and ask the guy if you can borrow so so money, promise to pay him back. Then run away as fast as possible and never return to that atm again.

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sorry but the atm post is lame. If you asked me for money i wouldnt pay you shit. DUH! and if you did take my money and run I would beat the hell out of you. I would nigger stomp your face till the cops came. Im NOT kidding. I know theres more scams people can think of that are quick and easy. Dont be stingy and spread the word. If its played out in your area give someone somewhere else a chance.

FRAUD
heres a crash course on some credit card fraud....
1)get a PO bow with altered photocopies of your ID dont use your real name phone number address or id numbers even change your birthdate

2)go to a public library with computers and order the card info youll need is, well at least for Futureshop.ca
Card Number-xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx
Card Holders Name- Billy Bob Joe
Card Expiry Date-m/d/y
Card Type-mc,visa,amex

Card Holders Address-
Card Holders Phone Number- use a payphone
Card Holders Zip Code/Postal Code


anymore questions you need on this just email

** Compliments of Neo Nemesis of Authoriteez Nemesis **

hey neo you got the right idea but you need more practice at CC fraud. He wants get rich quick not in 2-4 weeks for delivery. Hey bro avoid CC fraud until your a little more experienced in regular scams. credit cards are great but 1 they dont ship to PO boxes often 2 your altered id can get you busted tremendously if caught and the whole shabang can get you serving 5-10 years. Can you say "prison bitch"? Neo if you need help let me know. Im not a fed. And will give you all you need when it comes to info.

lame lame and petty lame,

hey lost,
what you want woman,

cash for money,

becasue if you just want a little cash then go and steal any thing, but if you want to make money real quick,

then i can tell you that nothing makes you more money in the short amount of time it takes to make it(2 hours) than meth, thats right woman, methamphetamines

you can make that shit easy as, and you can sell it and make as much money as you want,

we can make around 4000 dollors a week,

so what ups woman!!!!

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totally nihilistic

thanx nitro, but up here in Canada things are different i only used the photocopy ID for the first one and i got copies of other peoples actual ID with it i used this one guy that put my pic on it and all the numbers actually show up as the name and for a PO box i used Mail Boxes Etc. which the address shows up as a suite and they do deliver their ive got a group of us dedicated to organized shit like that here.
Although im always open to further help and it would be appreciated

ohh something that i forgot to mention is that hey its not my money so i always clik the AIR MAIL box and get my laptops and shit in 3-4 tops the ligitamate coppies of the IDs take like up to a year for a complete set though so order lots at a time
ive got a file on that comming soon

yeah it takes you 2 hours to make but depending on the market it can take days or weeks to sell. mine is sure fire in less than 30 minutes.

yes they do go quite fast here too ive got a long list of pepes who want the laptops and car systems shroom spores and such i dont have to worry bout how fast they go

nihilistic.... how do you make meth, im intrested in that shit and all i can find are complete synthesis

meth, hmm, it is easy, basically you have more options now to add the electron it takes to convert either the sudo ephidrine or p2p etc, with either iodine and red phos powder,(that you make your self easy) or lithium out of batterys and amomonia,

sudo you convert from sinus pills, then its up to you which synth you use.

well thank you ,i will definitly look into that

ok this has been going on england alot but ill post it anyway


what you need:
GOOD MEMORY or mobile phone
pair of legs

ok first lets take a trip to the bank now to the cash machines get in the queue and the person in front of you is the **VICTIM** anway either memorise there pin code or input it in your mobikle phone now just before there card comes out of the machine say to him or her your "youve dropped a fiver they will fall for this trick you grab there card run as fast as you can and make off with there lfe savings HA HA HA ive made probably �1500 from this


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ok, Lost, here it goes, but first a few pre cursors are needed, absolutely needed...

Get a friend that can make fake ID's GOOD ONES!

1)Obtain one

2)Steal outgoing checks from mailboxes, I wonder if in WPB they have the "old fashioned" mailboxes with the little red metal flag...If so, all the better *evil laughter*

3)"Wash" the checks in a solution of Acetone, regular ball poin ink comes off easily. Soak it for a few days as possible, but know this: South Florida has been a gathering for check washing gangs, so bee careful and be forewarned, bankers may now be trained to watch for checks that have been washed in a shotty manner... But for all they know you could have had that checkin your pocket, or even gone through the wash

4)Re-write the check to the name of your fake I.D. If you want...you could re-write the check for the same amount or even up it a few hundred dollars...Use your caution.

5)Go to the corresponding bank of the home bank and cash it.

6) Throw away that fucking I.D.

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You're in a laundry room, you're in a laundry room, the clue just came to you? oh.

how would someone go about making the washing stuff and is it easy to get?

You fucking idiot, what did i say, and you put a mother fucking post in BLTC? I hoped you get arrested, jackass...!

This had been featured in the British movie "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels", but I think it's ingenius enough to work, if you have a month to wait for the profits.

Open up two companies. One with a banal inoffensive name, and another one along the lines of "John Holmes's Arse Tickling Faggot Friends Incorporated"

Place an ad in a suitable kinky homosexual magazine, advertising the newest in dildo technology. Advertise this under the John Holmes name, but ask all orderers to place their orders with a cheque to the inoffensive, discreet company.

After recieving the cheque, cash it. Then send them a letter saying you're out of stock, and send them a refund cheque from John Holmes.

How many people want their bank manager, the man who controls their credit and finance, to know that they're an arse-ticking faggot friend?

goddammit trippy that sounds like an amazing fukin idea to try, hehehe its hilarious, was the movie any good? i might wanna rent it

The movie was amazing. Rent and watch it, and follow it up with "Snatch" starring Brad Pitt. It's made by the same people.

i will and you know what other movies are wicked....any Stanly Kubrik film especially a clockwork orange, f'ing amazing

Its called twining! You will need $50 to start with.Buy something at a shop worth a couple of dollars,You will get 2 $20 notes a $5 and some change.When you turn around slip a $20 up your sleeve turn back and say excuse me but i gave u a $50 i think u gave me the wrong change,9 times out of 10 they will say shit sorry and rip a $20 from the till and give it to you.Stalk your victim, Busy shops are the best also hit a young chick,dont sting the boss,also watch her serve someone from a distance.Some count the money in to your hand others just hand the lot to you,well hit them! i have made $500 in a few hrs doing this,big cities are great. I have done this in fruit shops, snack bars, bakeries,take aways,corner stores like i said watch your victim, pick a busy store and dont hit maccas or large chain stores cause they get the manager and count the till.Dress well and have balls, remember they have ripped you off $20 argue the point with them.

Yes, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Dr. Strangelove, and Full Metal Jacket are all excellent films. I haven't seen any of his others.

You want some great films? Get Two Hands starring Heath Ledger, Romper Stomper starring Russel Crowe and Chopper starring Eric Bana. They're Australian, so if you live in America they'll be hard to find, but they're well worth it.

another good film is AI by stieven spielberg, ibelieve it was created by Kubrik before he died; you cant even blink its so interesting