Durring the summer i have to go to a dumb ass mormon camp. my parents are forcing me to go. i really want to have fun but i need some suggestions. i want to cause real chaos.
i need something to do that wouldn't hurt anybody but would piss people off.

Wouldn't anything piss a Mormon off?

Why not get up on a table during lunch and whip out your wang. Shake it around and proclaim, "Line up for blessings from the HOLY SPIRIT." Try and get erect if you can. I know it's hard in public sometimes, though.

Or just tell everyone to fuck off when they talk to you.

Get yourself a camera with a flash. Hide it on your person until someone is up close, then set of the flash right in their eyes. Yell that they have seen the light. Then get out of there. FAST.

Question everything. Guaranteed winner. Do it intellgently, and you could cause an entire batch of young Mormons to re-think their beliefs and stop being sheep. There is little on the planet more fun to watch than a kid waking up while his/her parents, teachers, etc., flip out over it..

Just take some weed. Church is funny as shit when you are stoned. You will enjoy the 'Spread the love' and shit stuff more then, or you could just get drunk. You probably won't get into trouble and will enjoy it more than any prank.

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its more like moron camp.
yell im the devil
only bring gothic clothing
at lunch time cut off a teddy bears head
bring fireworks and a lighter
spray paint gothic symbols and the swa stikka
i got to go but i can think up more later

Act real nice make friends with a Mormon girl.

Corrupt her.

Anarchy from the inside.

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Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize the Penguins!)

I'll do all that stuff except the swastika. It will be more fun than I thought. I also plan to preach from my satanic bible.

I love mormon pussy!

actually if you draw the swatsikka the nazi way, it means hate and loathing for jews, if you draw it up and down i think it means peace and prosperity. If you go to the middle east and asia you might see that sign cept not tilted thought.

Are you kidding? POLYGAMY!! Mormons are the biggest sluts in America!

Simple solution to the problem : Get a copy of the anarchists cookbook or something like that and make a fuckin massive bomb and blow the morman camp up with all the fuckers in it including your parents. Get rid of the fuckers once and for all or you could poison the cunts by putting cyanide in their drinks.

How about you go around with a fork in your hand, quoteing scripture about "retribution" and the "angel of death". That kinda stuff. It might be more effective if you spontaneously start attacking your food at mealtimes, screaming that it has "been irreverent to the holiest of holiness and shall forever be succumbed to the forkness of His justice!"

I hate religion.

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Originally posted by NGNeer:
How about you go around with a fork in your hand, quoteing scripture about "retribution" and the "angel of death". That kinda stuff. It might be more effective if you spontaneously start attacking your food at mealtimes, screaming that it has "been irreverent to the holiest of holiness and shall forever be succumbed to the forkness of His justice!"

I hate religion.

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The problem with ideas like this is that they're blatant, obvious, will get you tossed from camp, and considering these are Mormons we're talking about, either completely ostracized (not a bad thing, really) or Bible-thumped into oblivion (not good).

Are they fun? Sure, for a little while. But the best chaos is that which starts subtly and runs its course for a very long time. There will always be doubters, so find them, and start to convert the camp little by little to something- anything- besides the LDS church. Even if you're only there a week, you'll get a few people, and then they can start to get a few more as you get a few more, etc.

I guess it depends on whether you want to have a day (maybe less) of insane fun freaking most everyone out (some will like it), or light the fires and watch them burn..

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Originally posted by WoodyWoodpecker:
Simple solution to the problem : Get a copy of the anarchists cookbook or something like that and make a fuckin massive bomb and blow the morman camp up with all the fuckers in it including your parents. Get rid of the fuckers once and for all or you could poison the cunts by putting cyanide in their drinks.

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Anarchists cookbook, you are more likely to kill yourself rather than anyone else. Most people know the anarchists cookbook is quite inaccurate and most of the recipes are extremely unstable and unsafe...


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Simple; Get into Marilyn Manson.
Take a sound system with you.
Take all his albums, esp. Antichrist Superstar. With lyrics like 'I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist...', and 'I went to god just to see, and I was lookin at me...', you can't help but cause mayhem.

Go a bit further... Go to your local Goth/Punk/Mosher/Grunge shop, and get some hoodies. One of my manson ones sez on the back, in big letters, 'VOTE SATAN', with a big red tick.

What about a slipknot hoodie? PEOPLE=SHIT?

Cradle of Filth?
Black Sabbath?

The possibilities are endless.

I wish I was going.

Why not put lsd in the food before a service?
That could be fun. I really envy you.

B.T.W - If you have HMV over there, they sell hoodies.

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To steal an idea of Riot Girl's, if Mormon's have those little water things that you dip your fingers in and then make the sign of the cross with it, put red food dye in (as thick as possible).. any color would work, but if it's dark red, guess what it looks like..

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Originally posted by Evil_Mastermind:
Are you kidding? POLYGAMY!! Mormons are the biggest sluts in America!

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if mormon men can have multiple wives. there must be a lot of single mormon men.

My next door nieghbor is a mormon. he comes off like he is cool but asked me why i liked to drink and what it was like. that ended our conversation real quick.

a neighbor across the street was married to a mormon. she divorced him because he refused to convert. How God like of a church to tell her to leave him.

The last think i want to know is this. And maybe you can ask the camp counclers at smores time. "How do we know Joseph Smith really found the lost book of the ancient tribe. maybe someone bought the book and was having lunch and had to go to the outhouse to take a crap and left the book leaning against the tree, came back and saw it was gone because Mr Smith found it"

see what kind of a reaction you get,

What really sucks about having to go is that i am going right when all the schools out partys are happening. I also have to leave on my birthday.

True story: Joseph Smith, along with some other mormons, was put in jail. A mob mugged the jail, and killed Joseph by shooting him in the chest. So? Well... after the fighting began Joseph pulled out a smuggled gun, and shot, and killed, one of the members of the mob. He then, made a run for the window, and was shot in the chest. According to mormons he was "led like a lamb to the slaughter." Bring accutal history into the camp... See what happens. (By the way, if you want me to post more like this just tell me.)

bubon, you know you werent getting invited to any of those parties anyway.

burn the place down... what, arson is good clean fun!


you could put liqued exlax in the orange juice.

kool aid mix in a shower head then when they shower they are covered in purple, blue or whatnot.

beat up a morman kid, fucka morman virgen (doesn't count if it's second hand or used goods), steel all the bibles and replace them with satan bibles or some sort of gothic or cult literature.

the difference between a cult and a religeon is the amount of members.



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pretend to be posessed...and say scary shit about the apocolypse

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Originally posted by penguin:
True story: Joseph Smith, along with some other mormons, was put in jail. A mob mugged the jail, and killed Joseph by shooting him in the chest. So? Well... after the fighting began Joseph pulled out a smuggled gun, and shot, and killed, one of the members of the mob. He then, made a run for the window, and was shot in the chest. According to mormons he was "led like a lamb to the slaughter." Bring accutal history into the camp... See what happens. (By the way, if you want me to post more like this just tell me.)

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Hmm so he was a martyr. I knew it had to be something like that.