I'm going to try and freak out a "friend" who has been pissing me off for ages and won't stop. What this person is doing is going to really hurt me and one of my close friends. This friend of mine is bipolar and suicidal, and this could set everything off. He's had a rough life and doesn't need this. This "friend" is heartless and uncaring. I want her to feel some of what my friend is going through. Ok, so she won't get the bipolar and suicidal bit, but at least feeling unsure of everything.

There is a really long story behind this, so I won't tell it. This is just the basics. I was sent here from another BBS, I dunno if I'm in the right place. Can someone help me please?

I'd say keep hitting her with a bat until she screams uncle and promises not to fuck with your friend. Then again, someone else might be able to come up with something a little more subtle.

Either way, this is probably the best place to ask.

when she isnt looking put a lot of notes in her pocket and stuff, saying real mean stuff, it sounds dumb but some1 did that to a frined who's a real hardass and it almost made him cry, just do really subtle mean things.....

This might not apply to her but it might be worth a try anyway. Get some rope of a sizeable length and tie it to a weak appendage of her car(mirrors, aerials, exaust, bumpers etc.) get in a car with a towbar and tie the rope to the towbar. Floor the accelerator. The towbar is generally strong enough to survive the forces you put on it.

austricize her try to start a movement to do so, asuming you have higher status in the group. Ideas such as have every one stop talking when ever she aproches.

Thanks for your help guys. Mindspan, I'm from NZ too! I don't have a car, neither does she. At the moment I have set up another email address and am sending for heaps of emails saying stuff like: I'vE bEEn wATChInG YOu. And shit like that. I might pretend to be stalking her. Some guys at another BBS had some ideas too, like toenail clippings and tomato sauce in letters to her, but I'd rather do it over the net. Thanks!

if your really sereious about payback here:

first wait till everyone in her house is well and truely asleep maybe 1 or 2 am then get a bottle fill with petrol, rag yadda yadda, then molitov through her window and her and her family are burnt to a crisp..
PCThUg***

Looks like you're not suffering from too much intellect.

sorry i was very high, im usually bent off my nut when i post on this board, its just before i go to bed i have a huge smoke then check todays topics then go to bed.
Today is an eception i dunno why but im on the net before school, wait shit i started class 25 minutes ago..
gotta run......
PcThUg2ooo

I actually want her to be alive so I can annoy her, but thanks anyway! LOL

if she smokes cigarettes and not weed then put some bud in a smoke and offer it to her. If she smokes bud and smokes or just bud or whatever then put some angle dust in a joint or a smoke and offer it.

Hehe, she doesn't smoke though. Hey, she's not meant to enjoy this! lol

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Death becomes clearer through bloodshot eyes

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Originally posted by Daemon:

I'm going to try and freak out a "friend" who has been pissing me off for ages and won't stop.

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1) Purchase/steal/create fake/real blood.
2) Wait until temp = below freezng
3) purchase/steal as many tampons as possible
4) soak tampons in fake/real blood
5) cover their car/house/anything with bloody tampons


The tampons will freeze overnight and be virtually irremovable. Especially annoying if used on car. Imagine driving to work with 200 bloody tampons frozen onto your car.

--Malathion, Hive 001

LOL LOL LOL FUCK THAT'S GOOD! One of my teachers did that! They were testing tampons when she was flatting and they went and threw them at one of their flatmates cars. Then someone comes round asking to buy the car!!

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Death becomes clearer through bloodshot eyes

If the feeling drops out of your voice, would you kindly pick it up.

Syringe + Epoxy Glue + Door lock

Let your imagination run wild.

wanna piss her off?

you need two things:
1-her address and telephone number
2-the internet.

combining those two will give you what you need to piss her off.

a tip: be creative

Especially if you make note of her fetish for syringe/epoxy glue/door lock combinations.

I have been emailing her like a stalker, and she's shitty. She's actually following ME (ie the real me) in chat and MSN Messagner (from which I have deleted her) and accusing me and one of my friends of stalking her! The CHEEK! US! Her FRIENDS?! My God, what is this world coming to?

She is SHI-TTY!

PS: SHIT! This is the 4th fucking time I've tried to post this!! 1st:wrong password 2nd:too many images 3rd:forgot to reenter password 4th:I have entered CORRECT (I hope) password and removed the excess images. Fingers Crossed. GRRRR!

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Death becomes clearer through bloodshot eyes

If the feeling drops out of your voice, would you kindly pick it up.

nooooooooooo!!!!

thats not what i meant fool!

i meant things like:
-subspribe her email address to porn sites and other spam sites so it gets floaded with mail.
-go to weird places (eg chats and massege boards) and give her address and/or fone # out in public.
-etc.

ps. wanna piss her off?
post here fone # right here, right now....

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Try to post those numbers. Come on! I'll X them out in seconds. Moderater man!

Well fuck...this is my first try on this site..lets try....Wanne piss her off??

Try to find out everything about her,now that you have enough info about the bitch u can easily destro...teach her a lesson..hehehe.

I dont know how much u want to punish her,but for me tar(those black stuff)/a paintbrush/a window and an unexpecting victim makes for some great viewing--TIP: Light the tar...and have a camera handy for those KODAK moments

People are oh so worried about their image...SO FUK HER THERE!!If shes still in school its like..umm...good stuff outa heaven-CAPATALYSE!!!She bent on havin good grades?Theres always a geek/computer wizz at school that would be 2 glad to help with her...umm..grades...nowadays the whole school is run on computer systems-My Fav. tool-Back Orifice or Sub 7....or shit just hire an exotic dancer(of the same sex) while they are having a family reunion...dont forget to invite her granparents(keep a phone/911 handy)



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I`m Givin It All She`s Got Capin!! She Ain`t Got The Power!!
;)

OK, I can't be bothered with the porn shit right now. When I have time I will subscribe her to shit.
I've been "stalking" her. And she's now sending ME stuff. See, I haven't sent anything in over a week, just to see what'd happen. She's sent me 2 emials. One of "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. ARE YOU FEMALE OR MALE" and the other was something boring.
Ok, I will sign her up to some shit. Got any sites to can go to? I don't get much time on here so I can't be bothered fucking round looking for them.'
Thanks


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Death becomes clearer through bloodshot eyes

If the feeling drops out of your voice, would you kindly pick it up.

Send me her E-mail address and I will take care of subscibing her to that shit. I do it to my brother all the time. I think my
e-mail bomb might work on her too.

ah the fun of picking on someone who dosent know your doing it.treatment number one:the silent killer,fill a brown pill container with draino and drop it in her gas tank after a while the draino eats through the pill bottle hits the gasoline BOOM!(just hope she is in the car)

treatment number two:verry loud killer,put a shotgun shell in her muffler, she will be driving down the road and BOOM no more muffler, she will get a ticket for that and it will scare the shit out of her.

so you want to scare her but you dont want to hurt any thing, put some dirty oil on her muffler/exaust pipe and when it gets hot it smokes like shit. or you could put a ping pong ball in her tank and it will get sucked down and the car will stop like its out of gas but it wil start up again because the ball floats back to the top and it happens all over again. or you could put tin foil in her sigaret lighter hole in her car and put the lighter back in, it will slowly drain the battery.

hope i helped

Pity she doesn't have a car...
No, I'm not going to give her email address to you... I don't know what you'll do... Hehehe..
Nah, the bitch is talking to me again. Cause a friend of our died in a car crash... FUCK. I'M PISSED.


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Death becomes clearer through bloodshot eyes

If the feeling drops out of your voice, would you kindly pick it up.

hide animal organs in her locker.

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Originally posted by Alan Smithee:
hide animal organs in her locker.

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Don't all have lockers. I'm from New Zealand. She doesn't have one. Plus it's Christmas and Summer Holidays here. Thanks anyway.



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Death becomes clearer through bloodshot eyes

If the feeling drops out of your voice, would you kindly pick it up.

Take her out for a drink. Make her happy. Smile at her. When she is not looking put 3 drops of visine in her drink. We call it blue lights cos that's what she'll see while she sits in the bathroom all night.

is that what you do to jews, "Reichfuhrer"?

ps. bongman is right. you shouldnt post her fone# here... but do so in chats etc


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the drano in the gas tank doesnt work

go to a butcher shop or shoot a deer or a racoon or something to get some animal organs and put them in her mailbox or launch them at her house (a lot of them) from far away with a three man slingshot (is there anything u CANT do with those things? ;^)

if your still mad at her in the late spring or summer go to her house really late at night and pull out ALL the flowers in her garden. that shows true insanity

threatening graffiti is always an idea

if your pretty serious then duct tape (that stuff's great) an m-80 to a relatively big rock (baseball sized) and got to her house late at night, light it, and throw it threw her bedroom window. that loud of a noise in a quiet room indoors while shes half asleep will scare the hell out of anyone

What's in a name?

The m-80 idea is NOT a good one unless you don't give a shit what happens. If she's in her room when you throw it in, then most likely one of two things will happen- either she'll run to the window to see who threw it, or she won't see the m-80 right away and pick it up, at which point a good chunk of her hand will be gone if she does that at the wrong time. Also, some, if not all, of the rock will become shrapnel- very, very bad.

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Originally posted by Reichfuhrer:
What's in a name?

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ask yourself

I know what you could do to her... Get a really loud and annoying musical instrument, eg. from a friend or shit, and one night (early morning) like 3:00 or some shit, make sure she's asleep, go to her house, right outside her window and start playing the really loud, annoying instument as loud as you fucking can for like five minutes, leave, and in like half an hour later come back, etc... do it all night... IM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU GET CHARGED WITH SOME SHIT IF YOU DO THIS.

hey, you silly 11 year old.
shut & grow up
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Take an empty jar, NO MOISTURE INSIDE fill it about 3/4 full with sudium, then fill the rest with cotton balls, cap it, put a few (NOT TOO MANY) small holes(4?) in the top... NOW YOU HAVE A MINI DEPTH CHARGE!!! Anyway... put it in a backpack or somewhere, go to the bitches house say "CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM?!?!?!?!" like she'll be mopping your intestines off the porch if she doesn't let you... she says yes, run to her bathroom, drop the depth charge in the toilet and get the fuck outta her house!! It'll probibly blow her toilet to bits... And, oh yea im not responsible for the leagle shit...

Asking, pyro, and Bitchmaster, all from the same area. All suffering from severe bouts of stupidity. All have foul little mouths. All have parents that should have used birthcontrol.

Can't wait for all of them to be grounded from their computers.
Unless all of them...are really just one of them?

The most sound advise, soon to go unheeded, distance yourself from the situation; difficult, unresponsive targets often prove unrewarding. Prey, knowledge is a pandora's box best left unopened; but you may trust that the prey you wish to torment will eventually attract attention and mysteriously find his future options somewhat limited.

WEIRD! My best friend is bipolar ect. and he too his hooking up with a real c**t! My sister and I are planning to use an interested, yet not involved party to make it look like she is cheating on him with said party. Find out the one thing your friend will not tolerate (in our case, infidelity) and use that against her. But please keep in mind that the damage may be done. Good luck!

Break into her house and leave a note saying "You're not safe anywhere"

Sounds weak, but will have her sleeping in her parents bed for months to come.

Wow, I can't believe people are still posting on this! :O It's been ages since I made it!! Shit.

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You can't frighten me. I'm a coward - I'm permently scared. -Rimmer

If the feeling drops out of your voice, would you kindly pick it up. -Live

if u want a few good ideas to freak someone out check out the anarchist cookbook. you can find it at www.hacker-supply.com somewhere, you'll have to look around there for it. It's full of help!!

um, dude, most of us have read it and have realized that its a big piece of shit and 99% of the stuff in there doesnt work, and the 1% that does is common knowledge among pre-schoolers.

I gotta good one When you got 5 minutes "Or Less" goto http://www.pinstruck.com/
And click on send a curse follow the directions in no time shell have a virtual voodoo doll in her e-mail warning her of her unforgiving sin! HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA oops sorry got a little sadistick again.

This is by far the gayest and dumbest topic i have ever seen.

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raid the garbage of an abortion clinic and stuff all of the dead biological material (any other sort of biological material will work too.) in a plastic grocery bag and stick it in her garage.

THAT is going to make one hell of a smell.

BLEACH!!!

it can also giver her one HELL of a bug/vermin problem.

a couple ideas...

You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone.
"Hear that?" you say.
"That's dynamite, baby."

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I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands.

Get some wood and make a thing of gallows. It will fuck with her. Or take some laxitives and put it in her drink. We need more details;

What is most important to her i.e. poppularity, school, etc.?

Male or Female?

What is her most valued poccesion?

uh I will think of some more when I am not Hi

Oh put sugar in their parents engine shit oh my god that fucks with them

Or call the cops on them, better yet plant drug related materials on her! HeHe

Oh or say that one of their brohters or sisters died like all around the school

Finally, get her to wanna fuck you. Get her all sweaty and shit and either #1 ask for a blowjob when she is about to squirt her in the eye and leave or #2 right as your about to nail her look in her eyes like all emotional then Laugh out loud and leave

Non Gratum Anus Rodentum

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Hi, can everyone possible out their please phone:-
0777318682.
It is my brother and he is really pissing me off. His name is Ryan, he is going out with Sophie Ronowitz, get the picture.
Time a` for some a fuckin a`.

Daemon, I'm also in New Zealand. You wanna get even with this bitch? Here's some tips - Find some womens magazines (woman's weekly etc) and cut out all of the ads for free tampon samples. Fill these out with her details and send them in. (I did this to my old boss, he is still getting free samples 4 years later!) Or, you could ring taxi companies and give them her address, sending shotloads of taxi's to her place at 2am will fuck her off. Try ordering a load of concrete or gravel and having it dumped in her driveway. Ordering 4 or 5 pizza's and having them sent to her place is a good one, but remember to dial 0197 before the pizza place phone number - this blocks caller ID. You could subscribe her to www.pudpounders.com or www.queen.com - both porn sites. Buttered bread stuck to her windows is another good one, so is covering her windows with vaseline and sand as it takes HOURS to get this shit off. Or you could always get me to e-mail her and set her up for you ......

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Dr death here again - I'm a Funeral Director, so depending on where she lives, I could always go around there in the hearse and say I'm there to pick up the body ... this usually freaks cunts out really well, they don't usually fuck with you after that ...

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Ain

I don't know if this'll work. But, when I was a kid I took the bus a lot and I hated it when a stranger would sit next to me. So, my pop told me to take a piece of floss and get it wet with your mouth and then pull it out until half of it is dangling over your lip. Believe, I never had problems with strangers sitting next to me EVER again.

Cheers,
Lost

ok
if u have her address, get on the net or fone and order lots of stuff by mail. pay COD. buy sex toys, subscriptions to porn, new stoves, ect.
be creative!!!

yah yah, subscribe the person to lots and lots of gay porn, slash parents tires, blow up their mailox, send them a virus, give gay peeple on the internet their number and name,
set there lawn on fire....break into there house when no one is home and steel all yer underwhere and throw it all over the yard, ants in the bed, dead animals in pillow case

Be creative

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Dont interupt me while im talking to myself

Ketamine + Drink + Unconciousness + Awakening + Splitting headache. You do the math.

Hey Deary Been reading all the Ideas and I have one for you

If your still in school and have lockers find the nearest lock picking master (there is always at least 3) Pick her lock and Fill it will all your fave creepy crawlers. ( Cockroaches, Ants, Spiders, ETC.ETC)

Have fun and good luck
Your friendly neighborhood Jester

Why waste all that effort doing bad things.

Be good.

Revenge and bitterness will only destroy your mind.

Life gets even for everything you do.

If its bad, you will get bad back.

If its good, good will be returned.

Good comunication is the key to relationship problems.

Talk through your problems with anyone who is anoying you

BrightLight

I'm assuming you are both still in school, so anything u can do to embarass her there would do a lot of damage, rumors, anonymous pics, letters, etc. Think about it

P.S.- framings work well to, steal things leave them in/around her house locker, spread rumors that she did it and let the investigations run wild.

get heaps of plastic knives and forks and stick them everywhere in her front yard. When she wakes up, she'll just think/say, "what the fuck?!"

silly, but funny

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"some people thought our idea of anarchy was dumb, they don't have cars anymore" - Hellmonkey