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 #1 
Old 2000-10-20, 14:12
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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Default getaway vehicles

Assuming hypothetically that one wishes to escape in a vehicle that's colour, make and number # may be reported, what is the best way to organise a getaway vehicle? Use plates from a stolen car, then change them?
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Old 2000-10-20, 15:36
sckbch sckbch is offline
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Trippy, indulge me here please, and tell me, what the fuck are you up to? Plastic bottle silencer, getaway car, stolen plates, amonia and getting rid of blood...what in the fuck are you up to?
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Old 2000-10-20, 15:59
jonas jonas is offline
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It�s quite easy to figure out what he is up to.Anyway- your vehicle soul be a car and not a van because it is too suspicious. Just cover the plates with some black foil or something.
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Old 2000-10-20, 18:00
raverz_choice raverz_choice is offline
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I think the pop bottle silencer is for assasinating the president. the get-away car is well a wild guese here for a get-away car.

I am all for you killing the prez but please take out all gor while your at it? kinda like an added bonus.

With all seriosness I think you should use a small car as a get-away vehicle because I know they are not very convieniant there not often used as a get away vehicle and would not be as suspicios sitting in an empty parking lot with licence plate covered up.
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Old 2000-10-21, 01:49
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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get a small gyrocopter.
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Old 2000-10-21, 03:51
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M1-Abrahm's... no one's gonna fucking try and stop THAT thing...
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Old 2000-10-21, 04:52
Z3m Z3m is offline
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Right before you do what you need to, steal some plates. I'd suggest swapping the stolen plates with ones that look similar. As to lengthen their active time.

For the car... Depends on what you need it for. Terrain and speed are considerations but for an urban assault I'd go with whatever seems popular in the area. Prolly wind up getting a honda or Ford anyway.
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Old 2000-10-21, 09:44
Hells_wrath Hells_wrath is offline
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My ex-stepdad used to be into armed robbery so I know quite a bit about the shit from all his stories. I will tell you what he did for a vehicle, but it only works in bigger cities (he was in Los Angelos and other parts of CA). First he would dress like a bum and at about 5 in the morning he'd go sit somewhere near the target. He hit jewelry stores by the way. Anyways, he'd record everything with a micro-cassette recorded hidden in his coat, and I mean everything: the time the owner arrived,which direction the car came from, how long it took him to get out of the car, what he carried, how long it took to unlock the door, the time between unlocking the door and the lights inside coming on...you get the point by now. Every little detail. After about two to three weeks he would make his move. Get clothes you don't like much but that cover as much of you as possible, and in a paper sack carry a pair of shorts, a shirt, ball cap and sandals. Now it's about 4 AM...in an hour or two you strike. Go to a larger rental car place. He usually chose Enterprise. In a big city they will have hundreds of rental cars on the lot. He'd jack one of those. Next put the paper sack with your shorts and stuff in the back seat and in the back floorboard is a full gasoline container and a rag. Have a cheaper gun with you, and have it loaded. Park on the street where the alley behind the store comes out and be pulled away from the alley enough so that your car can't be seen from the target's alley door. He'd hit as the owner was walking in his just opened shop door (it's usually on the side of the building or in the alley)Act violent...don't do that calm acting shit. Aggressiveness is what you want to go for. Get in as he goes in, act crazy and don't take your eye off the man (or woman). Get what you want and get it fast...put the goods in zip lock bags that are in the backpack you are carrying.
If he gives you trouble hit him with the gun. Never shoot him unless he pulls a firearm on you. Now run like hell to your car and drive normally when you get there. Drive to a secluded spot. He's go to the desert. Take your sack out of the back seat and put it close by. Pour the gas throughout the car and true to get none on you. Stuff the rag in the tank and dump a little gas on it. Now strip down 100% naked. Throw all of your clothes in the car, including shoes and underwear. Throw the sack in the car. Put your new clothes on and hide the zip lock bags on you. Throw the backpack in. Blow the car up and walk to your vehicle that you hid a mile away. Go home. Bathe good. Shave (don't shave the whole time you are watching the target). Trim your hair. Enjoy all your riches. The two richest places to hit are banks and jewelry stores, so why pick jewelry stores? Here's why - just as much (if not more) money, possibly less security camara's and alarms, and, the big kicker...if you live in the U.S. anyways...if you rob a jewelry store then the local donut eatin' cops have to try and get you. On the other hand, rob a bank and the FBI automatically steps in. I've seen those guys in action and let me tell ya...you see them on TV and they look all smooth and shit like they are geniuses when it comes to crimefighting - well they are just like that. They are fucking good and you don't want to mess with that.

I didn't write this so someone would go out and do it, but if there is someone that already planned on doing this shit whether I posted this or not, then hopefully this helps you in not ending up getting banged by some sweaty 400 pound convict in the pen...
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Old 2000-10-21, 11:40
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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I don't have much choice as to the car. But Z3m, thanks for the advice. The license plates is pretty much all I needed help with.

Ravers choice, thanks for amusing me yet again with more evidence your brain is actually in a formaldahyde jar somewhere.
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Old 2000-10-21, 11:42
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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And I'm not up to anything. I'm just a curious little laddy.
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Old 2000-10-22, 04:58
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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Okay, don't worry about this whole thing, somebody beat me to it.
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Old 2000-10-22, 18:07
raverz_choice raverz_choice is offline
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Hey who told you my brain was in a jar??? The aliens told me never to speak of it!!!!!!

AUGH now there going to run more anal tests on me.. NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 2000-10-23, 04:25
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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No dear, that's not an alien. It's just your father. Now bend over like a good little boy.
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Old 2000-10-23, 09:37
lostmind lostmind is offline
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trippy's going to kill ravers-choice.
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Old 2000-10-23, 17:37
raverz_choice raverz_choice is offline
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oh your right it was just my dad then what about all the tests......

wait that not my dad huh Its no not Trippy's DOG aaaaauuuuggghhh!

(with no offense to trippy or his dog)
 #16 
Old 2000-10-24, 03:45
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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trippy's dog is your dad.
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Old 2000-10-24, 04:51
AtomicZagnut AtomicZagnut is offline
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�Trippy has a dog?
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Old 2000-10-24, 05:31
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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damn you and your fancy upsideown question marks.
 
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