OK, I GOT A MAJOR PROBLEM. ONE OF MY TEACHERS IS A TOTALL BITCH. SHE IS GOING TO FAIL ME AND I WONT GRADUATE. WHAT DO I DO? BLACK-MAIL HER SO SHE WOULD LET ME PASS? BUT I CANT THINK OF ANY IDEAS, HELP PLIZ. (ONE OF MY FRIENDS A CLASSMATE WILLING TO HELP ME CAUSE SHE IS FAILING HIS ASS TOO)
ANY IDEAS?

YEAH, I GOTTA BLACK MAIL IDEA. I'VE GOT PICTURES OF HER BUTT-RAPING A SHEEP. GIMMIE YOUR FAX # AND $50 AND THESE CAN BE YOURS.

Can you say cunnlingus?

*does*

Yes, I can.

I once had a similar problem... Was taken care of by this simple deal. Want to know what it was?

Fed her ten acid hits and asked her nicely?

whach that movie apt puple about that nazi guy and the kid and do what he does at the end where he threatons the teacher by saying he will tell everyone that he was sexualy harrased by him but be all seriouse like the move thats a fuking good movie anyone else seen it???

Hey, I have a great idea so that you can graduate....study next year.

I have a better idea than hells wrath that consist of less school work.

if you teacher has a husband then video tape them having sex or take pictures and if you are a computer wizz switch the faces of the guy that would work really good.

change the pic to your face and then saw she said that if you didn't have sex with her she would fail. don't forget to add when she said how nobody would believe you and it was your word against hers. The list goes on (remember to cry when telling the story to the cops if she refuses to pass you).

Hells_wrath has the best idea so far...

ya ralf, fuck all that shit!

just go to the principle and say: "she touches me in these weird places". Then alost of crap will happen, and no one wil care about if you pass that class or not... they will even think she made you fail on purpose... but most likely, she will be fired! and there will be no more of her!

you could always break into the school one night (damn motion detectors) and destroy all the computers and rip up the files this way now you have a chance to study for the test this time.

burning the school down also works but people might wonder why you where the only one that took his basketball, indoor shoes, and all other cool things home the night before.