Ok, what if someone had really upset you but not as drastically as Matius put it, like for example if you found out that your g/b f had been cheating on you or something.. how would you take revenge then?

I`m talking something inventive and designed to be a big inconvenience rather than physical torture... like putting prawns in the curtain poles so they go insane searching for the smell........ or waiting till they`re away for a few days, letting yourself in, watering the carpet and sowing it liberally with cress seeds.....

I'd smoke pot and wander the streets.
Then I'd take a nap.

nail his scrotum to a tree cover the tree with kerosene, give him a dull knife of grape fruit spoon and light the tree on fire.

go to a hunting supply store. Buy skunk scent.
Using rubber gloves and a hypodermic needle, inject some through the rubber seals on a car window, into the vents, into the trunk, anywhere theres a crack..

same can be used pretty much anywhere else you like if they don't have a car.

Also, if they live in a house with either plants or better still, a large area of grass, use either industrial strength weedkiller, or gasoline, or oil, or paint, and write a rude message or word on the grass, or just kill all their plants. Industrial weed killer is best because nothing will grow there for 3 years if you get the right kind..

Also.. you know the dustpan part of a dustpan and brush set? Put the very edge under someone's door, then pee into the pan. Hopefully most of the pee will go under the front door.

Superglue in all their locks..

I think theres a combination of household detergents that when applied to paper, and then doused in kerosene and set alight, will burn whatever you wrote with the detergent on the paper onto a wall or other similar surface, but I don't remember

If they're male, sign them up for a dodgy society like the Young Males of america appreciation club (something like that).. (the lists for clubs like that are regularly taken by the police..)

also, if you have guts, the local police station usually has a file listing all sex offenders in the area available for the public to look at (not sure if this is in all states or not) maybe you could try slipping an extra sheet in there with their name on it

Itching powder in their clothes, fish everywhere you can think of, their picture and a computer to make flyer's saying "this is a known criminal, if you see this person, please report to the police"..

if you have their soc# you can do even more things..

These are all just off the top of my head, and for entertainment purposes only. I do not condone any of these actions, nor have I ever done any of these.. I just have a vivid imagination

Break into their house when they are out of town. Pick up the phone and dial 901-131-1796-9900 . Set the phone down and leave. It is the time and temperature line in Tokyo, Japan, and it does not disconnect at the end of the recording - it just keeps playing the message.

Hide a dead fish in their ceiling tiles.

Get a picture of the guy, and a porn pic of two guys. Use an editing tool to put the guy in the picture in place of one of the porn stars. Send a copy to each of his family members.

Post the same pic in a homosexual internet personals ad (if he is straight that is).

Use an exacto knife or razor blade for this. cut a "V" shape into the tires on his car, but not deep enough to puncture the air bladder. Pull the rubber back and cut it off, so there is now a piece of rubber in the shape of a triangle cut out of his tire. Do this to all four. Now he will have a blowout or four when he is driving.

I'm too tired to think of anything else right now....

Lock them in their house during the night. Be sure to cement all doors and windows and cut all phone and cable tv lines.

That might be a little mean, though.

cheat on them right away in the relationship, that if they don't cheat on you, and you can keep it secret all good still got it in the bag for when needed, when they cheat on you and are feeling all bad for what they've done to you and and what they can do to make it up, when you have them groveling really good turn the table and say i cheated on you back when....

and then call up a girl(or a boy) who your mate hates and set up a date(always have someone nearby on the side so you don't look like a fool when you come crawling back because you can't get any ass on short notice)

fuck them, before they fuck you

alright ladies unload on me

i would wander off into the woods somewhere and kill myself...

Oh, that's a good one. I'll have to remember that.
Thumbs up.

Perhaps one of the meanest things I ever did was open an entire can of paint in the interior of some dudes 'vette. It was everywhere, then we ran away.

Break into their house and apply Britney Spears wallpaper on every wall. Replace their entire wardrobe with a Britney Spears T-Shirt and a G-String. Replace their music collection with nothing but Britney Spears albums. Leave equipment for popular suicide methods in their house.

thats just plain evil...

I know. Don't fuck with me.

*quakes*.. thats just not right.. not right at all....

I always thought it would be really fun to break into someone's house and do some creative theivery(sp?) and vandalism. Like cut the crotch out of all their underwear. cut the toes out of all their socks...
Fill the washing machine full of dish detergent and turn it on. Put red dye in the fish tank. Steal all the spoons in the house. Replace all ligt bulbs with black lights or yellow bug lights. Replace all salt and sugar in the house with cocaine. Replace the oregano with marijuana.

The dishsoap is also good in the toilet cistern. Leave unflushed, it'll be hilarious the first time they flush it.

replace the water in the toilet resovoir with pigs blood.

Someone once broke into a friend of mine's apartment, filled a basin full of blood, and then unscrewed the shower cap, put some organs in there, kidney, liver stuff like that. I think they were from a cat (both the blood and the body parts).. horrible thing was, they didn't find out about the shower until later, when someone moved back into the room, and tried to take a shower, out came blood... they never found out who did it either.. All they knew was that the blood wasn't from a cow or sheep or anything like that, or from a human. Whoever did it, must have killed the cat or dog or whatever themselves... my friend was freaked out for months..

You could always stick starburst candies and/or kool aid in there shower head as well freeze shaving cream cans then peel the can off then stinck the froze shaving cream cans in there closet or dresser if you do this in a closet through the close on the floor so the get covered.

Pour red wine all over the floor of his apartment (best on carpets of course).

let a bunch of wild cats and dogs loose in his apartment and leave marijuana brownies on the floor for the animals to eat (make sure there is at least two big and mean German Sheppards)!

now replace all cookies with marijuana cookies and stick all shoes and socks in the dishwasher cover them in bleech and when you leave turn the dish washer on.

call the electric company and have there utilities shut off. make sure the house gets no heat (works best in winter or during a storm season (depends were you live). they will come home to see the fridge opened and full of rotten food and there freazer opend and a pool of animal blood and water and the bottum.

None of this would be complete without leaving mints on there pillows (but thats only if you don't burn, bleech, tear up, or steal the pillows.

rip out the telephone and put liqued nitrogyn in the water bed.

Well,personaly I would walk into their home, drop 7 hits of acid, kill them in a unushally brutal fasion, ie: tie them up and torture them for a while, write satanic frases in blood rape their dead bodys, eat thier cat .etc, pleed insanity and be out in less than a year, then resume my life as normal,

shit i didnt read that line about not torturing, well i would take the 7 hits ne way, go into their house when thier not home, piss and shit all over, get like 10 friends to come with, piss in thier food, beds, dont forget the toliet seat

I'd find an old fire extiguisher and take out the little glass bottles of foam stuff and stict it in their toilet cistern and then piss off.

Go to a pet store and buy about 20 dozen crickets. This should cost about $25. Sneak into the house, open the sack (or box) of crickets, and put it under the bed. 240 crickets jumping around your bedroom when you walk in doesn't sound to cool to you does it?

Post fliers all over their neighborhood saying they are a convicted child molester.
you could get neighbors phone numbers and call them doing the same thing.

put some rice in their radiator.