If someone like terribly pisses you off, like murders a family member, what are some good ways to get revenge, i wanna hear everyone's methods.

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It's all good. I like to breck into people's houses and move their furniture and steal their CDs.

i've had quite a few torture fantasies, some modeled after gustapo methods.. putting their head in a cage with a hungry rat, asbestos gloves with heated metal tips so you can press your fingers into their face.. metal splinters underneath the fingernails..

A glowing hot, starightened-out paperclip up the urethra has never let me down.

yanno, in some deep african waters, theres a fish that will swim up your urethra if you piss, to get closer to the warmth, but you wont notice it until they flare their barbs. You could put them in a tank full of those and then make them drink a lot.

I'd get a sound proof room where I can leave a body. Tie the victim up; hands to the ceiling, feet to the floor. From there I'd first beat them until they've many broken bones. That's day one.

On day two, I'd probably start with the burning. You know how that goes.

On day three the cutting and stabbing would come into play. Hopefully they'll still be alive and awake by the time I'm done so they can think about what they've done after I've left.

Wait to die. Serve cold.

My good friend Missy once said "think of how hot dogs split at the end in microwaves. Use your imagination."

*cries softly*

You could go asian and murder one of their family, I say asian because it would be in perfect balance for the talking of the life of one of your family members.

Z3m, you have to stab them before you burn them, cause if you accidentally burn them too badly, they dont have nerves left to feel pain

be nice to them.

Some guy said to me that the worst torture would be locking them in a sensroy deprevation booth. I personally don't think so, but somebody said that to me today.

Nah, Evil. You just have to dig deeper in that case.

Just shoot them and be done with it.

Inject LSD into them and yell nasty things until they start crying.

If a bunch of guys in scary halloween coustemes ran around a room with psychedelic wallpaper while you were on LSD, would everything seem normal?

Now doing that is very, very, funny. Trust me. You too can be the Rabbit King.

In the end there can be only one rabbit king.

Ok...here is what you do.

Render the victim unconcious by any means necessary. Next you tie them up to something like a tree or pole - something to where they are in a sitting position and they can't move around, so a big tree would be good. Now wait for them to come to. Next (this is where it gets crazy)...try to dig out one of their eyeballs without killing them. Now you have them tied up, awake, without an eyeball. The next step is to get yourself hard (I'm guessing you're a guy), and screw their eye socket, making sure you get deep penetration. Continue to do this until your skull-fucking them has turned their brain to mush. I don't know how soft a brain is so I don't know how long it would take to turn it to mush with your crank, so if anyone tries this post how long it took...

And make sure you use protection....

My condom slipped and fell off in their brain cavity. It's been floating around there for a few hours now, and the dude says it really hurts. This is much more intresting then turning their brain too mush. What would a ballpoint pen do? Or some vegetable oil? Cocaine?

An impotant guy squirted cocaine into his urethra. He was hard for a week, then got gangrene and lost both legs, his left arm, all his right fingers and his genitals.

Ouch..
bet he regretted that.. hadn't he ever heard of viagra?

Maybe he just liked coke.....or maybe he was do`in more than stuffing it up his urethra....(sniff) (sniff)...

Suz, I think it was way back before viagra was around.