I remember last summer, my neighbour, an old lady (she eats little kids) called the cops on me for lighting off the little black cats, can you believe that!? BALCK CATS!! There not even that loud and she didn't even give me a warning. I didn't get in trouble though, but they came to my house, that pissed me off. So me and my buddy took a box, and opened a bunch of canned goods, tomales, corn, welfare pink salmon, baked beans, chicken broth, cream of shroom soup, and more, and loaded the box up. We walked to her house late at night, keyed her car up, and just fuckin decorated it. I never heard anything about that, but her car was soooo messed up, it was divine.

my friends and i were driving late at night, and somehow we started racing/competing against another car full of people we dont like. they managed to corner us, so i hopped out of the car with the chainsaw and ran towards them, screaming. They left pretty quickly. Later we stole the car battery.

Chainsaw? Heh, and I thought my buddy Damien was cool for keeping a double bitted Ax in his car.

ahhh man dont think i laughted harder than i just did right then!! chainsaw hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!! i am going to do that there is this one fucker in my town who when you cross the street hell speed up really fast like hes gonna hit you then i yell fuck you! and he chases ya i'll have to find him to night an "borrow" my neighbors chainsaw anyone know a site on how to work one? i'm sure i can figure it out.

chain saw!! hahahaha!!

I think it's a case of pull the cord or press the button and then go..

any particular reason why you carry around a chainsaw?

A hedge trimmer would have been funnier.

Hedge?

yeah, but chainsaws are only $40 at the Home Depot.

No way! What size?

dude.... that was cool. im tryin to save up for my boots... STILL so i can't invest in a chainsaw. that would be cool to pull an "ash" (from evil dead and army of darkness) i love that movie!!

[This message has been edited by Bar room hero (edited 09-18-2000).]

Klatu varata nicto.

small and electric. but a chainsaw nonetheless. they range up to around $120 for the big gas ones. next time i have 2 paychecks without spending anything, im going to get a $90 small gas. for terrorizin' purposes.

I'm telling you, this forum was MADE for me.

I can imagine the brown stains a chainsaw would encourage.

that chant klata varato nictu wasn't origionally from Army O' Darkness, it was from some old Sci-Fi movie, cant remember the name. Just thought I'd share that with ya guys.

I belive it was The Day the Earth Stood Still.

I have a similar story Matius.

When I was younger, me and my friends use to like to hang in front of my friend Adams house. We liked to hang there because it was close to the train station and the kid down the street sold drugs so we would end up seeing most of our friends daily. Across the street, lived this old bitch that would call the cops on us. She would call saying that we're disturbing the neighborhood when we were just sitting there talking on the front steps. She must of called the cops about 50 times. Finally, we got so sick of her fucking with us we wanted revenge. Late at night we took Adams catbox. Adam had four cats so it was really full of shit. Then we ran across the street and dumped it all over the windsheid of her car. In the morning we could watch her come out for work and flip out. She did in a big way! I lauged so hard I had to change my pants. Two days later we found out it was worse. It was winter so every time she turned the car heater on the litter that slipped in her vents would make the car smell like shit. It cost her around $400 to have a mechanic go in and take out the system and replace it with a heater that didn't smell.


[This message has been edited by GroundZero (edited 09-22-2000).]

Yeah, that chant was originally from The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Mastermind really wants to be a moderator.

i'm far too proud to ask though

wait, no i'm not.
what do i do when i want to ask?

I believe one of the requirements was creating sentient life out of clay and pocket lint.

(voltaire is actually Alan Smithee, speeds brother)