Can someone please tell me where i can find a good warez site??

no

I'd like to, but he said no, and he is my master.

MY GOD!!! have you ever tried warez.com??! how obvious is that?! AAAAAAH!!!!

where do we find these people?? where are they bred??

~bar room hero

Feel the wrath of Puke monkey!

no.

Documentary

"And here we are, outside one of the highly confidential and secret Moron-farms. Here, high quality morons are bred in captivity, until the age of 15, when they are unleashed upon the unsuspecting public. As we enter the farm, you see the moron barn on the left, where hundreds of morons are kept in the dark, in tiny cages only big enough for them to sit down in. As you enter the barn, a loud screeching of the morons is heard. At this stage in their development, any and all stimulation is bad for them, and hence frightening. As we leave, you see the piles of sawdust they are fed on, to minimize brain development and the random chance of original thought occuring. Day and night, tapes are played to the morons, repeating over and over "I slept with your mother", and "you all suck". Using mock keyboards, the morons are taught to only use the caps lock when typing. At the time of release, each moron has only possessions. A copy of playboy, a computer, and an extremely large ego, along with an extremely small brain. "

Documentary ends.

AM I A MORON???

The morons don't get a copy of Playboy! Then they wouldn't want all the free porn. The are shown images from a Playboy for 5 seconds per image, once a month as a reward for not thinking independently.

suzie girl you forgot the part of the training that makes them think being able to operate a windows operating system makes them a hacker.

lmao@ alan

Actually, that's included in the second part of the documentary, "The Morons in Happy Hackerland." It also includes an exclusive interview with this kid in my town who now thinks he's a hacker cause he once Netbused someone.

What do they do with the morons that manage to develop independent thought processes? Do they kill them or just launch them into the sun?

I just downloaded some warez.

NGNeer, I don't know. The situation has never arisen.

Z3M, lucky you.

actually they're reprogramed through pavlovian responce where by they assosiate a group mentality with pleasure and individual thought with pain.

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