As i've scampered through TOTSE's infinite wisdom, i've noticed the abcence of a good file on how to break into a soda machine.

1. Find the little change return slot thingy.

2. Find piece of rigid cardboard.

3. Stick piece of cardboard up change return blocking all change.

4. Come back and remove carboard. Dance while coins rain from the machine like your in Vegas.

5. Stop dancing and run away.

Thank You, Thank You, for my humble file.

Thats not breaking into a soda machine.

Thanks for the putdown.

Well he's polite, you have to give him credit for that.

do I?

I think i'll just state the obvious and say that you do it in a machine that sells cans not the $1 bottles and cans for sixty to sixty five cents theres a good chance that a person will have three quarters. Also collect the money at night. I ve never done it myself but some one tried to pull somthing like that at a machine i used with a tissue that i removed i got three dollars and thwarted them. thats not in totse because its to small to mention, if you ever collected more than 3 dollars a day some one would complain or find the jam making it so you get no money. 3 is an arbitrary number but its around what i believe to be accurate. the trick for you would be to put the jam in a vending machine that is high traffic enough that you can get the money quickly enough so that no one realizes whats going on. and low traffic enough that you stand a good chance that no whinners or inquisitive people use the machine. If you get any more than that people are dumber than i thought.

Well, sure. Give credit where credit is due after all.

I still like the salt water method. It appeals to crazy fucks like me.

I dunno, picking the lock's so much easier..

but then again, explosives are a lot more fun...

Once I got a soda from a machine.

How can you pick the lock on a soda machine they use locks with circular keyholes?

On old machines you can jam clay into the lock. When it dries you've got the key. For the newer machines with the funny new locks, I don't know.

as in with icepicks....

yea, explosives are way cooler.

1 gallon of salt water + coin slot = fun

what does it do?

There's so many fun possibilities:

1. Give free pop
   
   
2. Empty it's change (very slowly)
   
   
3. Never work again, ever
   
   

you just pour it into the coin slot and wait then?

I once put my hand in a soda machine and like 10 sodas came out. The companies have blocked that now with some new kind of strange door. Try the coin and a string trick. It worked for my friend. When you use the salt water method don't the store owners get mad and chase you before you can get all the soda/money? I would think the salt water would cause a lot of noise with the short circuting of the machine.

I think the salt water method is one of those night time kinda things, here's the file guys, judge for yourselves.

on the new machines, a crobar works. on the sideclosest to the dollar bill thing is, there should be 2 peices of metal, slide the bar in,pry, and stick your fingers in it. you should be able to push a little peice of plastic up, and grab the compredded stack of dollar bills

what is the coin and string meathod

One should only rip off the poor soda machine vendor guy if it is a real emergency and is the only alternative. Then, if the circumstances are compelling enough it is like taking out a loan from the soda machine vendor guy and he is likely to forgive you.

Somone mentioned something about the newer circular key holes on the machines. Theres a simple answer to this. Go to a computer store ask if they have computers keys if they do buy the ring of computer keys and try each key on the machine..eventually you'll find the right one...

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