Theres someone pissing me off and i want to know how to fuck up there computer
someone help

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If you hit their computer with a hammer you'll probably break it. Or you could through sprite on it. I screwed a computer up pretty bad like that once. Or you could put a magnet on it magnets are generally bad for computers. Yeah, or if you were a ninja you could sneak into their house and steal it and they'd never even know that you'd been there.

Go the the nearest phone box and rip out the wire at the back. There should be a red wire and a green wire, strim both and connect your blue box.

Wait till the dude in question is using his computer on the internet, then dial, his phone number. When you hear the engaged tone, whip out your captain crunch whistle and blow it at exactly 2600Hz.

Stop. Fart. Then make a silly lame assed prank call to the telephone company. Pretend to be the dude's dad and ask to be disconnected, remembering of course to have his personal details handy.

Next time you see him in the street, walk right up to him and whisper, "Daddy?"

Hope you succeed!

ring his doorbell and run away..

Shoot him in the face.

kiss him.
guaranteed to freak out most guys.

Take apart a disk carefully fill it with blue tiped match heads. Give it to the man you hate or put it in his comp. Pull up a lawn chair and some binoculars and watch it burn. Other wise go Gallager style on it, pretend the computer is a watermelon and go to town.
Supermankeytits out!

Will you kiss me Suziegirl?

drizzle superglue down the cracks in his keyboard &paint his screen black & you could always put a tandy 2000 badge on it & shame him away from pc's

well there are 2 ways
1)you could do the commando style op and burst in and fire a hail of bullets from a mp-5
2)you could have a mobile phone near their computer and ring it.This is worse than it then a magnet

if your wanted on a warrant, clap your hands.
if your wanted on a warrant, clap your hands.
if your wanted and you know it,
and your ip will surely show it,
if your wanted and you know it, clap your hands.

Z.. umm.. why? would it freak you out?

I dunno. I've never seen you.

ummm..
true.

why should I kiss you though?

There's a slut named Suzie here.

How'd you know my real name?!?!??

lol Jaded...

maybe everyone in the world is secretly called Suzie

naahhh, just us two..

Just do it.

It's hard being a slut.

lol J

naw.. you don't play nice Z, I don't think I'm gonna kiss you unless you bring me some strawbewwy lollipops.

quick quick... someone take a picture!

for once I agree with Zboy ober dere

being a slut is the hardest thing I ever did...