im a little tired so please excuse any grammatical mistakes.

i decided to go dirtbiking with my friend today. he was on his 100cc and i was on my 125cc (his is two stroke tho so its equivalent to a 125) but the private trails we use were 5km away so we had to go on a road through a small town that usually has no cops to ge there.

We were only 1/2k away and a cop saw us and tried to pull us over. we stopped but left the bikes running and we decided to drive off as soon as he got close seeing as its a $4000 fine, you get your bike taken away and we dont have insurance to cover the fines. So when the pig was 5feet away we pulled away really fast towards the trails.
He couldnt do anything but follow us really so when we got to the trails he stopped and called for backup (i guess) while we got away ( the trails are about 20km in total FYI). We got about 5km in and decided to stop and have a smoke and some water and all of a sudden we heard two dirtbikes coming (this is a really this forest so we couldnt get off trail and since its thick you only hear stuff if its pretty close and also the owner of the trails was away so it was cops) so we hightailed it because we knew that about another 3 or 4k there was a old gravel pit with alot of empty abandoned trailers we could hide in.

half-way there there is a big 10foot high launch ramp. We have NO experience jumping and its dangerous because you have a 1 1/2 feet on each side to land and the rest is thick forest but we didnt want to walk our bikes over as it takes too long so we hit it at about 35km/h and went atleast 20feet in the air. The owner has the nearby trees marked so we know how high we were.
we actually landed it unscathed and went as fast as we could to the pit. We got there and still heard the other bikes so we hid in a trailer with our bikes (we walked them as not to leave a direct trail) and we heard a minute later 4 cops ( i suppose 2/bike) walk by and shine their lights inside which just missed us. we waited 30 minutes or so and left out a different exit. I tell ya, it was one helluva rush and we are lucky we didnt have any plates on or they would have traced us.

just thought you guys would enjoy this although if you want i can tell you guys about some other close calls we have had on our bikes. lets just say one includes a pond and a $100 fee to fix my bike.

in retrospective, it was pretty damn fun and a nice rush. we are going to try to figure out a alternate route this time which doesnt include as much road. we are just lucky we gassed up before leaving or else i wouldnt be here.

Anyone else ever do anything like dat?

i just checked over my bike and noticed that the fule line is BADLY clogged on one spot. im lucky it didnt stall on the trail or i'd be fucked, i just fixed it...took 15minutes.

damn i couldn't eben imagine having that happen. i would have shit my pants.

jeez

/me almost idd shit his pants

long story short my cousin and i were doing pretty much the same thing except the road we were riding next to is pretty far ou tof town but regardless some kunt for a cop thought she would try and chase the both of us (my bike is a 97 banchee and my cousin has one of those bitchin new raptor's) "fuckin dick" anyway we high tailed it into a deep wash throwing rocks and shit all over the place much yo our amazment the dumb bitch tried to follow us in a crown vic. (bad idea). after about 5min. we stopped and notice she was nowhere around so we turned around and slowly (and cautiously) rode back to the opening on to find a dumb kunt cop knocked out by her hair bag i suppose.. i couldn't believe it i guess the sand was deep and soft enough for her car to stop so quickly it made the damn bag go off..needless to see we packes our shit up and got the fuk out of there.

FUCKING COPPERS...IF I WAS THERE WITH YA...I WOULD HAVE RUN THE CUNT DOWN!
FUCK THAT I WOULD'VE MADE HIM SUFFER THEN FUCKED STRAIGHT OFF!

you shoulda took her guns and everything else worth taking if she was unconcsious, now that would be cool.

im 14 dingbat, i dont want a bigger record already.

anyways, i got the nerve up to go biking again today, this time on my 90cc two-stroke. its nice for whipping around cause it is clutchless and has a lower seat so its harder to toss someone off.

anyways, there were no cops around and i went biknig for 2hours. i was just leaving the place when a cop drove by and just HIT the brakes and stopped yelling " stop, you are under arrest" so i turned back to the trails and left. they never chased me and she immediately left.
i rode back on the same road and didnt see a single pig. nice to know they gave up. woohoo!