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2002-12-21, 16:32

MR.SMITH

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Stoner Rules

Alot of people call themselves stoners, but they dont follow the code of conduct whatsoever. I thought i would share what i understand to be a stoner.

Being a stoner doesnt mean you smoke 24/7, it doesnt mean you deal, and it doesnt mean your addicted. Being a stoner means you always share with a fellow stoner, you never double hit, unless asked to by whoever's pot it is, you never skip a fellow stoner, you never ask to smoke, but never decline, and most importantly, you dont scavange. You shouldnt let someone smoke you out all the time, thats not right. Anyone else follow these rules? Ive met a few people that do, but most people just scavange and dont share, and double hit. Then they call themselves stoners, pshh.

2002-12-21, 16:35

MR.SMITH

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I also found this, someof them are stupid, but i follow alot of them. http://www.angelfire.com/ma/Marcelle1/stonercode.txt

2002-12-21, 16:36

RejectJC

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i follow the rules with my friend. We agreed we would share whatever pot we got and we take one hit or pass unless one or the other doesnt want a hit and on that case we will double hit or whatever. I guess i follow the rules because im saving 3 Joints for a whole week just for my friend to come over to toke up.

2002-12-21, 19:26

Bleed666

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i hate the ones who call themselves "stoners" and all they do is brag about smoking, and try to seem cool in the process. they also brag about taking like 2 tokes.

2002-12-21, 19:41

lpgeni

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quote:
Originally posted by Bleed666:
i hate the ones who call themselves "stoners" and all they do is brag about smoking, and try to seem cool in the process. they also brag about taking like 2 tokes.

damn i hate that shit too, those who havent even been stoned, but just walks around playing cool about their 1 hit of the ganja- lol.

2002-12-21, 19:52

RejectJC

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i think its funny people who have never smoked and they say they do smoke just to fit in to the conversation or the group of people.

2002-12-21, 23:19

MR.SMITH

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You guys got totally off topic fast.

2002-12-22, 00:13

grungymagician grungymagician is offline

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Being a pothead is not really cool. Many potheads are losers. When you are broke and have nothing to show for it, thats not cool.

2002-12-22, 05:40

Nyk

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Scavengers who consider themselves stoners are the worst. I know this guy who, whenvever he runs into someone who he thinks might have pot, says "Wanna smoke out?" Since most people who say this are offering, the person will of course say "yes." Then he says "Well bust it out then! I wanna get high!"

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2002-12-22, 05:47

Old Sammy

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There is this one "stoner" at my school. Before he even actually smoked, he was bragging about smoking. But the first time he smoked, he thought he was having a heart attack and the little bitch called his MOM and confessed everything and had to be taken to the hospital. What a pussy! But anyways, last thursday the little poser told me I was nuts to trip on vics. What a jackass... atleast I dont brag about something I'm not. I seriously wanna beat that little punks ass. Fucking stoner, skaters. Next one I see... I'm gonna fucking murder em'.

[This message has been edited by Old Sammy (edited 12-22-2002).]

[This message has been edited by Old Sammy (edited 12-22-2002).]

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2002-12-22, 06:12

BondageBarbi BondageBarbi is offline

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I( hate people who call me stoners, and always act like im so fucked up. there some fools that go to my school, they are whack attack, my friend ryan was smokin them out, and then a school guard comes up like,"hey whats gooing on!"and they got in this car and ditched him and he got suspended and his dad hit him then threw him into a mental place. and thats fucked up...we have rules we like to follow for safety and the whole "Rules cant be broken"ness of it...especially when it comes to being cheap with the bud, like the buy a 1/4 and only smoke out 3 bowls

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2002-12-22, 06:24

RejectJC

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quote:
Originally posted by Old Sammy:
There is this one "stoner" at my school. Before he even actually smoked, he was bragging about smoking. But the first time he smoked, he thought he was having a heart attack and the little bitch called his MOM and confessed everything and had to be taken to the hospital. What a pussy! But anyways, last thursday the little poser told me I was nuts to trip on vics. What a jackass... atleast I dont brag about something I'm not. I seriously wanna beat that little punks ass. Fucking stoner, skaters. Next one I see... I'm gonna fucking murder em'.

I know why he felt like he was having a heart attack, but hes a dumbass to think that it was a heart attack. First time i got high i started to hear my heart beat really loud and fast thisis probly what happened to him, except he was a wuss about it and he had to go confess to mommy, and let me guess he went to the hospital and waisted two thousand bucks just for no treatment, beacuse the hospital knows weed isnt bad and they couldnt do anything about it.

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2002-12-22, 18:29

Dougy

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i recently started smoking marijuana, some of my freinds are pissed that i do, they just call me a pot head.

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2002-12-22, 18:31

Dougy

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quote:
Originally posted by lpgeni:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bleed666:
[b]i hate the ones who call themselves "stoners" and all they do is brag about smoking, and try to seem cool in the process. they also brag about taking like 2 tokes.

damn i hate that shit too, those who havent even been stoned, but just walks around playing cool about their 1 hit of the ganja- lol.

[/B][/QUOTE]

its goddamn annoying when people say ganja sometimes

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2002-12-22, 18:39

ExtazyBoy

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quote:
Originally posted by grungymagician:
Being a pothead is not really cool. Many potheads are losers. When you are broke and have nothing to show for it, thats not cool.

i agree... potheads don't get no bitches and pothead don't get no fun exept smoking their famous ganja and geting fat and lazy...

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2002-12-22, 18:51

SomeEverydayNobody SomeEverydayNobody is offline

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I hate people who say in order to be something, you have to fit a specific criteria.

Scince when are one hit passes a 'rule'? I never take one hit and pass, and nor does anyone I know. When people goto smoke, they say soemthing like, '2 or 3 hits?' and everyone agrees to usually 3 hit passes.

And what does declining or asking to smoke have to do with anything? I've asked to smoke with people at times. Granted I pitch when I ask, but I've still asked. And I don't give a fuck if someone asks to smoke with me. I've also declined smoking many times, as I simply needed to stay sober, or just didn't feel like it.

I think you're an idiot if you say someone who doesn't do things the way you think they should, isn't a stoner. Ill agree that people who do stupid thigns, or brag about it, or just lie, are idiots, but in order to be a stoner, you don't have to follow any stupid fucking rules.

[This message has been edited by SomeEverydayNobody (edited 12-22-2002).]

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2002-12-22, 19:03

SomeEverydayNobody SomeEverydayNobody is offline

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quote:
Originally posted by ExtazyBoy:
i agree... potheads don't get no bitches and pothead don't get no fun exept smoking their famous ganja and geting fat and lazy...

And you're a fucking idiot too.

In my mind a 'pot head' or 'stoner' is anyone who enjoys smoking weed, respects those who don't, is educated on it, and respects the plant itself.

For you to generalize every pot head as someone who sits around wasting all their cash on weed, and doesnt shower, makes you a fucking moron.

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2002-12-22, 20:00

ExtazyBoy

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no my friend i know alota people who just enjoy smoking but whos lives don't rely on pot, and i know alota fat stupid idiots who just work all day to come home and smoke and get high... being a pot head is a bad habit its not an addiction but it's a very bad habit...

but you think whatever you think i just say what i see in life...

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2002-12-22, 20:00

ExtazyBoy

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quote:
Originally posted by ExtazyBoy:
no my friend i know alota people who just enjoy smoking but whos lives don't depend on pot, and i know alota fat stupid idiots who just work all day to come home and smoke and get high... being a pot head is a bad habit its not an addiction but it's a very bad habit...

but you think whatever you think i just say what i see in life...

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2002-12-22, 20:06

ExtazyBoy

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accidental reply sorry ...

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2002-12-22, 20:20

ballin on a budget ballin on a budget is offline

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i hate when everyone tries to put people into categories. i dont consider myself anything, conforming to something just so i can claim to be part of it seems stupid. i just consider myself to be me. there are a few rules me and my friends follow when smoking though.

on an average to large sized blunt,5 hit pass.

small blunts and joints are 2 hit pass.

bowls,bongs, and little joints are 1 hit pass.

also,if you lip on the smoking implement you get skipped on 1 rotation.

the one who rolls it lights it.

if its a bowl or bong,whoevers shit it is,not whoever packs it,gets first hit.

there are more,rules,but they are common sense.

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2002-12-22, 22:15

RejectJC

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i hate all catogories. weither it be preps, jocks, stoners, pot heads, punks, metal heads i hate them all. Becuase people will judge you by what catagorie other people see you as before they even give you a chance.

After the first time i smoked they said i was a pot head.......I didn't think smoking it for the first time would classify me as a pot head. Its just stupid and i hate classifications. I think people can get over board with the stoner pot head remarks.

#23

2002-12-23, 01:58

Sivvy

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never cough when the pipe is up to your mouth!!!

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2002-12-23, 03:06

MR.SMITH

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Like it or not, all you "Fuck conforming im not a follower" people are thinking what millions have thought before you. Everything you do, and belive in someone has done before, so get off your high horse and stop thinking your an outcast. I follow these rules, because its what i believe being a stoner is all about.

'In my mind a 'pot head' or 'stoner' is anyone who enjoys smoking weed, respects those who don't, is educated on it, and respects the plant itself.'

In my mind thats just a normal person. A stoner is of a totally different classification.

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2002-12-23, 03:25

40ozTOfreedom 40ozTOfreedom is offline

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quote:
Originally posted by SomeEverydayNobody:
Scince when are one hit passes a 'rule'? I [b]never take one hit and pass, and nor does anyone I know. When people goto smoke, they say soemthing like, '2 or 3 hits?' and everyone agrees to usually 3 hit passes.[/B]

see me and my friends do 1 hit, because lets say you get a good hit and the bud is still smoking, then if you pass it less smoke wasted, instead of holding it in, exhaling, then rehitting it.

and me and my friends, if someone ever grabs more than 1 hit, he/she is out, and we never smoke w/ them again. but thats just us.