Does anyone know how you can use a microwave to cook up crack?

search, there r a lot of guides to rock-making on this site.

Why not use an oven?

it's the 21st century...dude. get N or get out!

Finally a topic I can relate to. Making crack in the microwave is easy first get a bowl and fill it with water put in one gram of soda for every 7 grams of yay put it in the microwave untill it starts reacting then take it out and let it finish reacting and the crack will be floatin on top

And makin crack like this is the song
You won't be getting yo money if yo shit ain't cooked long
Overcook yo' dope it might come out brown
Them fiends gonna run yo ass clean outta town
But fuck that I'm bout to put my soldiers in the game
And tell ya how to make crack from cocaine

One - look for the brotha wit the whitest snow
Two - no buying from no deala that you don't know
Make yo way to the kitchen where the stove be
You get the baking soda I got yo D
Get the triple beam and measure out yo dope
Mix one gram of soda every seven grams of coke
An shake it up until it get harder
Then sit the tube in some ready made cold water
Twist the bitch like a knot while it's still hot
And watch that shit rock n rise to the fuckin top
Now ya cocaine powder is crack
I hope ya strapped cuz ya might get jacked

That's from "Ghetto D" Master P. But this was back when Master P was good.