I just tried a 'secret agent', (a cig where the tobacco is substituted for MJ.), anyways... What a fucking failure! Quite funny too. First thing, I took an exacto knife and sliced open all but the filter spot. I then removed 99.5 percent of the tobacco, and put half a dime in its place. (Imagine a cig with its filter removed, the top part sliced open, and weed litterally spilling out... Not a pretty sight.) But anyways, even though the top was open I continued to walk outside and smoke it. I definately inhaled some kind of 'smoke'. I could feel my throat and my lungs tickle. Well after the paper burned so fast, I decided to try and start burning the MJ, hoping it would catch on and ignite the rest of it... That didnt happen. I had to keep lighting the god damn wannabe joint. I took some deep hits of God knows what. But anyways, just remember, I'm a begginer and ya gotta start somewhere.

P.S. What does weed smoke 'taste' like? I cant really describe what I tasted, but it pretty much tasted like what weed smells like.

hey dude dont try to make a joint out of a cig, its really a waste of time. and if u leave the filter in and fill it, the filter with do its job and filter out all the THC and u just wasted your time. whatcha gotta do is go to the store and get some papers. i prefer zig zags but its all good. then just roll one up. if u dont know how to do that, its reallllly easy to just wrap it around a pen, then slide it down so about 1/4 of an inch is off, then twist it, then slide the whole paper off, then fill it, and use the pen to pack it. dont pack to tight or it wont hit, and ask a friend to teach u how to roll a joint, its a worthwhile skill

meh if u dont got papers or anything - dont make a cig/joint , just find yourself a tin can, bend the middle downwards abit and poke a few very small holes. put weed in the dent, light it and smoke that....its only if your super desperte though.

get a bottle, a pen, and some aluminum foil. take the cap off of the bottle. poke a hole in the side of the bottle near the bottom almost big enough for the pen to fit through. remove the pen's innards so that you're left with a hollow tube. now force this tube through that hole, making the juncture as airtight as possible.

now, cover the top where the cap was with the foil, making it a slightly concave bowl shape. secure the foil to the bottle however you like (just pinch it on there). poke holes in the foil with a pin, as many holes as you can without ruining the structural integrity of the foil.

finally, poke a hole in the bottle near the top. this is the carb. put your bud in the foil bowl, as much as you can fit. cover the carb, light the bud, and suck on the pen tube all at the same time. inhale deeply and let go of the carb to clear the smoke out of the bottle. hold for as long as you can. cough. be stoned. welcome to the club.

I took the filter out and pinched it. Thanks for the great 'pen trick' TJ311604. By the way, I also cant by Zig-Zags. I already tried today, I even faked a parent note saying it was OK.

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I also cant by Zig-Zags. I already tried today, I even faked a parent note saying it was OK.

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That is so fucked up!!!

Around my parts a 2 year old can buy Zig-Zags if he can say the word.

Where does the government get off not allowing a person to buy paper!

Sorry but that makes me fucking wild!!!

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filter out all the THC and u just wasted your time.

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no, it won't.
although it will filter a small amount.

if you empty the cig instead of slice the mofo open it'll work.

[slice open... slice open?... slice open?!]

yea, if your gonna use a cig, jus take out all tha tobbacco and fill it with the MJ, then spark it......but if you wanna increase your chances, poke tha filter out wit a pen, then take tha pen out, twist where the filter was, closed and then put some weed in and then twsit the other end tightly but leave a small mouth hole...thats how one of i got started only recently doers it and its like an instant joint.

Well I still have half a dime. I think I'm going to make some pot cookies. I wonder if I can take already made dough, pack half a dime in a small batch, and just bake that...

If you did the 'secret agent' like they had on the site, then you wouldnt have even used the filter so don't worry about filtering out the THC. And if you ask me, I think weed somehow reminds me of sausages, I have no idea why, maybe it smells kind of like them but that is just me.

Take the cig, TWIST out the tobacco.

Fill it tightly with WELL CLEANED marijuana.

Pull out the filter with a pair of tweezers, your teeth, a fishhook, etc.

Roll up a peice of a business card that is the length of the filter with a little overlap so it fits just inside the cigarette, it will expand and that will be your tip.

Take another peice of the same card about 1" x 1/10" and make a zig zag pattern with it.

/\/\/\/\/\/

Stick this on its side, into the cigarette until it hits the marijuana, this is your screen.

"Secret agents" are actually very practical, you can roll twenty in the morning and carry them around in a pack of cigs, smoke them anywhere (watch wind direction though, they're not smell proof) from what I can see, most people knock them because they don't make them properly.

Doint make brownies! Its not as simple as putting poit into bronie mix. First you have to make cannibutter then use that to make the brownies. You can just puit pot in but it wont work very well.

If you want an easy way to smoke. As in SIMPLE AS FUCK, do this:

Get a toilet paper roll and a piece of tin foil. Poke a hole about an inch form one end in the toilet paper roll with a pen or something. Use your thumb to widen the hole to thumb size. The wrap some tin foil around your thumb, and stick your thumb about a half inch into the hole. spread the foil thats not in the hole around the tube. Now use a pin to pojke a bunch of holes in the foil. put bud into the foil, and using your left hand, cover the end closest to the bowl, and push the other end agaisnt your mouth. Light and inhale.

what the hell dude, buy a bowl or something.

or a pack of zig zags, then you can really scroll up good doobies.


But werd! Aternimus dude who can be fucked rolling 20 secret agents man, sorry, id rather just smoke a bong infront of my boss than spend 3 hours a day rolling joints that look like cigarettes.

cooking 1/2 dime is a waste. use the coke can pipe.

Actually, I just got back from the local grocery store, and I saw an "all natural indian pipe" for like $2.00!!! I think its made of corn or some shit. Not sure, could'nt get a real good look with my brother breathing down my neck.

Damn you dont catch on quick
DONT TRY TO ROLL A DAMN JOINT
you obviously dont know how--I am not too good at it myself, Its a waste of time. I hope you feel ok that u have left yourself with not even enough to get tiny tim high. You have half a dime. why dont you take the advice these people are giving you and get a pipe. Well, im sorry, i hate the waste of something so fun as weed. Just chill out, and dont roll it this time!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, a corncob pipe will do if u cant get a nice glass one. Put a piece of window screen down in it tho, or you will have a burnt throat. Aluminum foil with a few holes poked thru it and shoved into the pipe will do in a pinch, but dont do it too often. Be shure to keep the lighter lit while inhaling. thats all. Sorry for bein an ass in my last post .

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BTW, a corncob pipe will do if u cant get a nice glass one. Put a piece of window screen down in it tho, or you will have a burnt throat. Aluminum foil with a few holes poked thru it and shoved into the pipe will do in a pinch, but dont do it too often. Be shure to keep the lighter lit while inhaling. thats all. Sorry for bein an ass in my last post .

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Don't use window screen, I think its coated with nasty stuff that could hurt you, use one of the screens from a faucet.

Before trying to smoke it via bong, joint, pipe or other wise, arent you supposed to split up a little. Mine was in little tiny clumps even when i tried to seperate it. Later tonight I'm gonna slice and dice it with an exacto knife.

You are surrounded by pipes. An empty toilet paper or paper towel roll will make a superb carburetor. A carburetor pipe holds the smoke, and then mixes it with air as it is pulled into your lungs. Just make a thumb sized hole about 3/4 of the way up the tube. Wrap that area of the tube with aluminum foil, covering the hole. Push the foil a little ways into the hole to make a bowl. Tape the foil edges to the cardboard tube, to eliminate air leaks. Poke a few tiny holes in the foil (don't try to make a pipe screen, just a few tiny holes - or you will end up inhaling a bowl full of burning ganja).

Load up the bowl, keep your hand over the open end of the tube, inhale, and then inhale hard as you remove your hand from the end. Works great.

An apple or potato will also make a great disposable pipe. They do not make carburetor types, but just straight forward commonplace run-of-the-mill everyday fruit and vegetable pipes. Keep foil, a pin, and a lighter handy, and you will never be stuck for a pipe. Making them is half the fun!!!

Lone Ranger

Just use your fingers to roll and break it up. Not too much though.

I have smoked a few joints made out of a cig. Just hold it with your thumb and index and roll the tabacco out and stuff the pot in really tight. Then tear off the filter.

Jesus sammy, when the hell our you going to smoke weed and smoke weed right?

If it is this hard for you to smoke weed, you probably shouldn't be doing it.

dude? are you freakin nuts? exacto knifing your buds!! buy a grinder or something, but dont get totally nerdish and use a scalpel on it!!!

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dude? are you freakin nuts? exacto knifing your buds!! buy a grinder or something, but dont get totally nerdish and use a scalpel on it!!!

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LMAO thats some funny shit.

also he says, I used an exacto knife for 99.5%, adding to the "nerdishness"

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Originally posted by 2likestuff:
BTW, a corncob pipe will do if u cant get a nice glass one. Put a piece of window screen down in it tho, or you will have a burnt throat. Aluminum foil with a few holes poked thru it and shoved into the pipe will do in a pinch, but dont do it too often. Be shure to keep the lighter lit while inhaling. thats all. Sorry for bein an ass in my last post .

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Dont hold the flame to it as you inhale!

The direct flame kills a LOT of THC. Its best to just hit it with the flame for a second, then just pull off of the cherry.

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Originally posted by Old Sammy:
Before trying to smoke it via bong, joint, pipe or other wise, arent you supposed to split up a little. Mine was in little tiny clumps even when i tried to seperate it. Later tonight I'm gonna slice and dice it with an exacto knife.

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Get a shot glass or a cup of roughly the same size. Put the weed in there then cover the top with your hand. Stick a pair of scissors in between two of your fingers, and start chopping. Chop it for like 2 minutes and it should be fine for piping. When I roll a joint I like to chop for like 5+ minutes to make it really fine.

The only reason you cover the top with your hand is cuz some will jump up when you snip it, and you dont want it flying outta the cup!

Edit: Obviously dont chop it finer then the holes in your screen!


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Thanks for the tip
I didnt know direct flame would kill the THC. Thats the way I learned. The only thing is, I have trouble taking good hits with the lighter pulled off. It tends to smolder a little and go out, so I just avoided the trouble and held the light on it, but previously, the only bother was a dry throat from the extra heat. Now i gotta worry bout killing the THC. That sux. Oh well, I will survive, it worked in the past. Well, thanks neway
Have a nice day everyone.
Thanks
Cya

if you're really bothered about killing thc don't use a pipe.

use a vaporizer.

i wouldn't worry about it, as long as your getting high.