Ok, i searched, found a few topics on this, but am still a little worried.

As i said before, im on probation. im supposed to be getting random drug tests (havent yet, though), and i smoked my last bit on Nov. 21st. now, i was a regular smoker (about once a day, the m,ost was about three times a day) before then. after that, i havent smoked once (been around second hand, but havent smoked any.) since then....until last night. i smoked one bowls worth. now, i am a bit worried about them just dropping a test on me in the next like two weeks, so here is what i want to know.

1. How long would the one bowls worth stay in my system. i know, read erowid, search the posts, bla bla bla. i did. everything i read is giving me mixed info. And i am already planning on drinking nothing but water for the next few days, and am also planning on trying to get some cleaner, which brings me to my next question...

2. system cleaner. which ones work and dont work. i know this is a topic that gets as much debate as religion and abortion, but i am just wondering if anything around will actually WORK. pills, drink, anything. and i have a $30 budget here as well...now, im not going to buy shit to put in the urine sample (if thats even how theyre testing me....) or try and pop advils the night before and shit, i am just looking for a simple way to flush my system in the next few days for some peace of mind. and like i said, i WILL be drinking water like theres no tommorow, i dont give a DAMN if my THC levels in my body look dilutted, thats up to them to argue about, id rather fail because i drank to much water than fail because i smoked a bowl and it shows up. ill just tell them i drink a lot of water all the time.

any help is appreciated, thanks.

I would buy URClean from any health food store, for about $20.00. Your ketone and Urea levels will come back normal

see if you can find the perscription drug called lasix. It is a diuretic, which means you will flush the flids through your kidneys quicker. If you get a doctor to perscribe it, it costs about ten dollars in generic form. If you decide to go with something like advertized in hightimes, clearchoice is probably best. It costs about 35 bucks, and is a 1 or 2 hr quick detox shake. It does the same thing as lasix, but less effectivly. Do not tell your PO you are on lasix, as they will be suspicious as to why, and probably make you take a different type of test. Your best bet would be to get a doctor to perscribe you marinol. Marinol is synthetic THC, the active ingredient in bud. My friend did this, and all his PO could do was look at him with a pissed off smirk. Doctors can perscribe this for nausea, and since it is a schedule three drug, they can actualy perscribe it for whatever they feel like. It is expensive, but really you only need about five pills. You might have to work at finding a Dr. willing to perscribe you marinol, but hey it's a get outta jail free card if you do.
My friend used the nausea excuse to get his script. he only had to try once. Build a case of recurring nausea with the Dr. try compazine or phenergan first, then, tell the Dr. that a friend recomended marinol, and that you wanna try it.
I couldn't tell you a sure answer about your untreated urine's metabolite contents due to variables such as the speed at which your body metabolizes the THC, and how much you usually smoked, and for how long. Also the potency is a factor in the equation. I would venture to guess that you are probably still slightly contaminated from the Nov smokings. Why the fuck did you smoke last night if you were already worried about the test?...I know why you did...it's a bitch. If you had stayed away last night I would say you would be clean by next monday or tuesday, but last night blew that outta the water. most likely you won't even be tested. The only friend I ever had tested was actually in a work release program. They would also give him breathalyzers when he got back to the jail from work. Hope I have helped, and if you need more info..post here on BLTC subject The Pharmacist. so I'll see it..good luck.

heh, the funny part is that the PO's secretary told me the same thing, that i may not even be tested. the only reason i smoked last night is because i was in a very low state (I know, a lamers excuse to take drugs...."im sooooo depressed! pump me full of drugs to cure it!!!" but it worked at least), and needed SOMETHING to clear my head a bit and make me sleep (one of the reasons i smoke generally, it helps me sleep!). im just going to drinks LOTS of water over the next few days. the good part about these random tests is i get like a weeks notice about it. theyll call me on like a monday and be like come in on friday. so i hopefully should be fine...

If you take time to completely cleanse your system, instead of diluting with a diuretic, then you will have a window of oppourtunity to smoke a couple of grams a week. Is low usage bud is detectable only for at most 72 hours. Just don't over do it. I also smoke to relax and treat my insomnia. Thats not a lame excuse. It's Not any type of excuse, it is a reason. There is a difference. Fuck'em. Smoke up and work on the marinol script man...get em both ways.