i recently passed a drug test given to me by my parents. I'm not sure how, idrank some water, not as much as most people i've read about have, but i also stopped smoking for two miserable days before i took the test. anyways, after i took the test i figured i'd be free to go about smoking like i was a week ago, but my parents come up with this great idea and tell me they are going to administer drug tests to me randomly from now untill i graduate in 6 months (shit thats going to cost them a bundle). I've already ruled out quiting smoking as a last ditch effort, is there anyone who can help me find a way to avoid failing these tests? Is there some type of detox that allows you to smoke and not have to worry about tests ever, or should i keep a small amount of blood, vinegar, or bleach with me to dilute these tests?

if they are random then you are screwed. unless you keep clean urine on you at all times. i mean they could check you at any time and you probably wouldn't have time to mix one of those teas or other drinks that "make" you test clean.

i might be able to tell when, at least i'll know when they have a test cuz i know where they keep it, is there any way to tamper the test before they put my piss in it maybe?

Tell your parents in a well thought out and non-isulting way how they are being facists (Nazis if they aren't so politically minded).

Refuse to take tests based on that. You'll be out of there soon enough. Even in a "home" you get less shit for failing a test...

Without having seen what the kits look like, I cannot really give you an answer.

Though my initial response would be a 'no'.

That's based on an assumption of things being fairly well sealed and somewhat tamper proofed.

As for random test - yes, you're screwed, because there is nothing you can take internally that will give you a clean test: all of those mixtures and teas are based on the same thing: drinking a lot of fluids. Period.

There's nothing in them that will 'cleanse' out your system.

As for adding blood, bleach or anything else to the sample, well I can't say how about with home tests, but a testing clinic will spot that right away an flunk you on the spot.

For goodness sakes; it's only a bloody 6 months! If you can't stop for that length of time you've really got a problem and probably should stop anyway.

i already tried the nazi thing, they didn't buy it. guess thats what D.A.R.E and the war on drugs does to parents. all that shit is nothing more than propaganda, and every one is too blind too see it here in America. But enough about that, i guess if i'm gonna get off clean i'll just tape a vile of fake piss to my leg, thanks for the help anyways.

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Originally posted by Metaphysicist:
For goodness sakes; it's only a bloody 6 months! If you can't stop for that length of time you've really got a problem and probably should stop anyway.

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Meta is speaking from a very old age. To us, 6 months is a LONG time.

Oh, and the Nazi thing works wonders.

DARE is old and out of date. You can accumulate dozens of reasons why DARE and the "War on Drugs" are faulty logically.

Meta this is a drug forum, you should most likely assume that 50% of us have a problem with abuse .