I'm sure just from the title many have you have already lit your flamethrowers and are preparing to fire, but alas no, I'm not going to tell you how to make "house hold crack," merely a funny story, actually quite short, quite possibly shorter than this intro bullshit, but this cracked me up, earlier today a few of us were chilling in my friends car, my friend (Tiff), suddenly said in a way that was supposed to impress us, "I know how to make crack," I say "Yeah you probally know the junkie way," she says, "No, I mean actually MAKE it, and from house hold shit!" I say, "bullshit," she says, "no, you just wrap baking soda in tin foil and put it in the microwave, It causes a chemical reaction and makes crack," *after laughter* I keep trying to make her relisee that this won't produce crack, but to no avail, I presume she still thinks you can make crack with nothing but tin foil, baking soda, and a microwave.

nice one.

tin foil + microwave= time for a new microwave.

hahahaha if you could substitute the tin foil for a plastic container or the like, crack would be about oh.... $0 per rock.

where ever she got that info was surely thinking that someone who is stupid enough to believe baking soda in a microwave produces crack is dumb enough to put tin foil in their microwave.

Thats just so stupid and unbelivieble, but i she thought so why the fuck didnt she make tons of "crack" that way- that i really wanted to hear about.

did anyone read my post on making "fake" crack. thats how you do it. it makes something that looks like crack. that shit is what people sell at concerts to crackheads, then run like a motherfucker. (to prevent getting shot)

and crack is from cocaine, which is from coca. which is a plant. so unless anyone is a chemistry expert then i do not see how it could be done. i do presume some one could do it, but extremly hard. (as with creation of all synthetic drugs)

[This message has been edited by 40ozTOfreedom (edited 11-01-2002).]

It's not that hard to make crack man

A moron could make crack from coke with instruction, but only someone with extensive chem knowledge could synth coke.

Did you know vinegar is just moldy wine if you freeze it you will have 70% alcohol, but you only get 10% of the vinegar you start with, ohnest, also did you know nutmegg will fuck you up? so will bannana skins and peanut skins. (some more true than others). Oh and tooth paste, orange skins and vodka left in the sun will make acid. Oh and shuving a banger up your ass and lighting the fuse will make a joint appear hanging out of your lips, try it.

(anything i say is bullshit, lies, do not beleive me ever.)

fuck crack, smoke some broccoli!

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fuck crack, smoke some broccoli!

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hahahaha.

and im not saying crack is hard to make from cocaine. im saying its hard to make out of chemicals, in a lab.

Whats the deal with crack, has anyone done it? Like why smoke a rock instead of snort a line. Does smoking it give a big fat rush compared to sniffing up voke or something?

got it in one subvertpunk. smokin crack offers a much more intense high than coke, at the price of sacrificing duration. 15 mins when i had it.

Holy shit this got really stupid really quick

Yeah, almost as soon as you finish blowing the smoke out, you want another hit.

You may start out with just a $20 rock, but as soon as that's gone [about 30 minutes or less] you're looking at your money [and as long as you have some], then going out for more.

And repeat - until money is gone.

Look around the floor, try smoking anything resembling crack; in hopes that it really is a piece that fell.

Start getting depressed and mad at yourself for spending the money you had set aside for XXXX [i.e.: insert important bill of your choice].

Repeat the next day.

Honestly, that was one month of my life I'd rather forget about.

Generally speaking it really it so not worth the time, trouble,and money.

Thanks for adding an actuall intelligent side to this meta, I think it alway helps when someone with experiance will shaere their experiances

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Originally posted by ScorchedWeasel:
Thanks for adding an actuall intelligent side to this meta, I think it alway helps when someone with experiance will shaere their experiances

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Each time something I write helps someone or keeps them from making some of the mistakes I've made in life - even if I never know about it - then that makes my life at little less of a waste; the wasting [or at least partial waste] of my potential a little less tragic.

[Sorry if I sound a bit melodramatic here ]

[This message has been edited by Metaphysicist (edited 11-04-2002).]

Melodramatic? I don't think so, a very good attitude that I think more people should have