does anyone know what i can take that will make me pass out or something that will send me to hostipal-and it wront do too much long term damage

i once chopped my dick off and they admitted be due to excessive bleeding. fortuanatley they sewed it back on so...there was really no long term damage! Actually it was an advantage b/c now my penis is detachable. I can take it off whenever it gets in the way. this is the best post ever! yes!!! yessss!!11

Why the hell do you want to go to the hospital?

i think the fact that youre obviously crazy should be reason enough.

I have no idea! Maybe there's some truth behind Romeo and Juliet. If so, take what Juliet took.

A bullet. While your at it, take one for me too.

go into the mall with no clothes on talking to yourself. put some shoes on, and wear gloves. then carry on a whole convo with yourself.
if you do it good enough ull go to a mental hospital and get those good drugs.
or they'll just tie you up. but lifes a chance anyays right?

eat heaps of datura and just run riot!!

So many questions ran through my mind when I saw what you wrote, one of them being what type of hospital? Oh and by the way, if your talking about just making yourself pass out to get admitted to a medical hospital then that WILL NOT do it. They practically do drive thru heart surgeries depending on your insurance I 'spose.