Yo I have heard some wierd shit on this board and Im wonderin if some of the stuff might at least b kinda true, like smokin broccli, sum 1 said it was more trippy than opium which would kick some major ass but I want to actually get some info on drugs that actually work and those that = total bullshit before I go dryin out the nearest stick of broccli, stickin it in the old pipe and smokin it.

d00d lik fukkin eh mannnn...

Broccoli doesn't get you high. It contains anti-oxidants which prevent cancer. Wouldn't it be funny though if Mommy fed us stuff to make us stoned out of our gourd?


[This message has been edited by TheSellOut (edited 09-27-2002).]

FUCK YOU I SMOKE BROCCOLI ALL THE FUCKIN TIME!

AAAhahahaha... i can't believe somebody took me fuckin seriously, god, yeah you can trip on chapstick too, man.

Omfg this is funny.

damnit! i spat my fucking coffee out i laughed so hard at this fool

Yeah I can just picture parents making a small child stay at the table until he finishes all his drugs. Yeah but yesterday my friend just got a shipment from canada. He's got some KB (kind broccoli). It's the dankest broccoli i've ever smoked.

you know...I rarely smoke because of my sources, although Im making new friends... I think Im going to refer to dope as broccoli....lmao

I like to lace my broccoli with cheese.
Use the yellow kind, if you use white cheese it wont work.

broccoli almondine rolls better, get the kind without any stems attached, the stems are harsh!

be gentle we where all naive about drugs once.

No one can claim the first time they rolled a spliff it didn't look like a tampon.

Hell yeah. I just stick a dime bag of Broc and some high quality skunk-carrots in my George Forman steamer and tweak.

So uh, your answer is no. Broc is not a drug. Think about it. We humans have been here for 10,000 years. We have already pretty much figured out what will fuck you up, and what wont by now. Think about it.

hmmm yea thats tru, i wuz bored when i posted it juz sittin in class in school so my mind was someplace else neway, btw the cheez thing wuz pretty funny

what u mean u can't smoke tampons either?

Funnily enough you can get high from cheese. It contains tyramines which have a very toxic trippy, speedy effect. If you take MAOis Cheese can be fatal.

I wouldn't start mainlining Dairylea tho. Its probably not worth it.

The idea of parents feeding their children drugs has really inspired something in me, I might write a song or story about that.
Oh and- I thought I was the only one who put strings in my joints and dipped them in menstrual blood(in response to the post on newbie joints looking like tampons).