THERE WAS A EPISODE OF THE X-FILES ON THE OTHER EVENING ABOUT COCK ROACHES. TOWARDS THE BEGINING OF THE EPISODE IT SHOWED A COUPLE KIDS APPEARANTLY UPSTAIRS IN A ATTIC EQUIPED WITH A SMALL LAB. THEY WERE SMOKING ANIMAL DUNG.

DOES THIS WORK?

LIKE I SAID IN MY POST FROM "BAD IDEAS" I'VE BEEN SAVING UP MY FECES FOR NEARLY TWO WEEKS AND HAVE THREE LARGE TUPERWARE CONTAINERS FULL OF IT. THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO GET ME HIGH FOR QUITE A WHILE IF I CAN SMOKE IT.

MEANWHILE I'VE BEEN STICKING TO GLUE BECAUSE IT IS COMMON AND CAN BE PURCHASED ANYWHERE.

Holy shit... People like you scare me...

HEY CULEXUS...

WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE ME SCARE YOU?

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON MY HANDS? OR

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I HEAR ABOUT OR THINK UP AN IDEA AND WANT TO COLLECT DATA, PERSUE AND LOOK AT THE PRO'S AND CON'S OF IT?

I ENJOY DRINKING AND BEING INTOXICATED. I'M WELL FAMILAR WITH THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS IT HAS ON MY BODY.

IF SMOKING ANIMAL OR MY FECES COULD PRODUCE A SIMULAR INTOXICATED STATE WITH LESS HARMFUL EFFECTS I WOULD BE ALL FOR IT. NOT TO MENTION PROBABALY LESS COST.

I usually save my shit up for a few months. Then when I have a couple of pounds, i pack it into my bong, and smoke away. It doesn't make much of an effect, unless you drink some gasoline afterwards. The enzyms in the gas mix with the molocules in the shit, and create what is known as "pharamendophaine", or PMD for short. This creates a mix of being drunk, and on acid. If the gas is higher then the shit in the gas/shit ratio, the acid like high will be increased. If the shit level is higher, the drunken feeling will be increased. You MUST drink at least 100ml of gas, per handful (its a rough estimate) of shit, or nothing will happen. Then you can fiddle with the ratio to create the prefered type ofr intoxication.

Note: If ANYONE at ANY-POINT during that thought something like, "Hmmm, wonder if it works?" then youshouldnt be doing srugs!

DONT ASK RETARDED QUESTIONS!

RETARDED QUESTIONS?

NOT ONLY DID I VIEW THIS "FECAL SMOKING LABATORY" ON A EPISODE OF THE X-FILES. I HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS BEFORE OVER THE YEARS FROM OTHER SOURCES.

ASKING WHETEVER OR NOT THIS IS POSSBILE AND WHAT RESULTS (AS FAR AS INTOXICATION) THAT IT WOULD PRODUCE IS NOT "RETARDED".

I'M SURE SOMEONE HAS HEARD OF IT BEING MENTIONED BEFORE.

SO PLEASE SAVE YOUR "I'M SUCH A HARDON" REMARKS FOR THE NEXT POOR SOUL TO COME IN HERE AND ASK A QUESTION.

Is your keyboard broken dipshit? Maybe people that don't have any common sense should at least try and educate themselves in some chemistry before they do drugs. If not for their own health how 'bout so that they don't embarass themselves by posting dumb shit like this.

Dude, don't do it. Why would you fucking want to smoke shit? There are so many ways to get high, why resort to shit. Personally, I wouldn't huff anything either but if you're going to huff anything, try huffing "Dust Off." You can buy it at Radio Shack for about seven dollars. That glue is going to murder your brain.

Dude, don't do it. Why would you fucking want to smoke shit? There are so many ways to get high, why resort to shit. Personally, I wouldn't huff anything either but if you're going to huff anything, try huffing "Dust Off" computer cleaner. You can buy it at Radio Shack for about seven dollars. That glue is going to murder your brain.

BiteMe, you stupid little fuck, why post the same shit 3 times. Homophobic prick.

Man, you have some sick ideas of getting high. i'd rather trip on nutmeg that smoke waste products.

hey have any of you huys tried smoking grass? as in the real stuff from your garden? that shit is the bomb, but if you cant get any og that i suggest daisys, theyre pretty sweet aswell

BiteMe,

Don't worry about MOJOPIN. He is a rude, inconsiderate, mean, jerk, like tryptamine.

Don't take these attacks personally..

But once again no one has answered my question from my original post. lol figures.

Wonder why no one answerd your question, maybe its because your a fuckin retarded, little, cock-sucking, annoying prick.

[This message has been edited by Crack-ed (edited 03-11-2002).]

yeah that may of been funny if you had posted that once but the way your doing it its getting very annoying