does anybody know a good way(s) to get ill?
thx

why the hell do you want to be ill? is it so u can skip school? i am guessing it is. i think its a pretty stupid thing to do but if u want to do it drink lots of orange juice and lots of milk (about 2 pints of each) and then u will throw up lots

overdose on ephedra, not enough to kill you though, obviously.

It could be to loose weight....WTF?! why do u want to get sick?

Sure fire way to get sick: Do MDMA and or crystal, stay up all night and dance until you are exhausted, get yourself wet, walk around outside, in a t-shirtand shorts(or just no jacket if you live in the friggin' srctic like me). This will make you sick everytime. Wear yourself out and get cold, you will pick something up, and fast.

Oh if you are really keen; ride around on busses while in this state and rub your hands on rails and handles and then touch your nose all the time. Or just find someone that is sick and.... well you know.....

Good luck

Why the fuck would ANYONE ask a question on the best way to get ill? Elaborate, someone, plz!

Start doing heroin and get addicted. Then, stop. Cold turkey. You wanna know what feeling ill is like? Get dope sick. WTF!!

Sorry,
Dank

Do a 2 oz shot of kero.

~Snake

theres no better way to get ill than to do nutmeg

I STILL don't understand why ANYONE would wanna get ill.

cuz the guy wants to skip school so he doesnt have to face talking to people... mayb he is a sociophobiac... maybe he didnt do his homework

If that were the reason...he could FAKE being ill. Instead, you're suggesting that he do nutmeg or other drugs where he would get in trouble by his parents. Just say you're sick if that's the case! Aren't there nurses at schools still where you can just say you're sick and Mommy or Daddy can come pick you up?

Dank

chug castor oil.

Over dose on Tylenol, and wash it down with a fifth of whiskey

you can't be from my mother's house, she would never recommend tylenol and booze. that has to be the most fucked up advice - ever. it would age your liver about 5 years.

Yeah but this guy wants to get sick and what is a better way than that?

"GET ILL" as in the ghetto slang bitch talk for "GET HIGH/DRUNK".

i know my shit, i saw it on an afterschool special.

eye bee gangstarouz.

So if a person calls me and I got a good buzz, I'll just say "I be illin', you?" If they think I'm sick, I'll repeat myself "I be illin'! YOU?! lol.

Dank you for clearing this up.
Dank

wtf??

*im ill!*

*calls up some chicks*
whassup mamas, you wanna come over? we're gonna be gettin ill later on, if ya know what i mean
*winks*
*sits at home wonderin why the mamas didnt wanna come over*

see my post on nicotine inhalers...

also, staying up for days with the help of amphetamines helps supress the immune system while running your energy supply to nil.

I thought there was age restrictions here?
Good God...

So, BASICALY, if u think about it, he wants to know how to get high? wtf kinda thread is this?

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Originally posted by ACER:
I thought there was age restrictions here?
Good God...

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No, we're encompassed by old-schooler, new-schoolers, pre-schooler, and high-schoolers.

Dank