What are the craziest things you have done while under the influence of drugs? Mad trips, crazy situations, maximum buzzes, brushes with the law.

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Quote: The only thing better than six pills is six pills and a glass of water.

Tommyboy.

I'm going to steal your quote.

I tried to eat a soap dispenser in the boys bathroom in middle school after I hit a can of some computer duster shit lol.

I was supposed to do my homework but I fell asleep.

Realizing mid-hairpin @ 1100ft.asl that,"Son of a bitch!...this is just like a video game, no matter what I do with the steering wheel I don't crash.....wait!?!....that's not right...

i got high at a friend's house and ate everything in the fridge...his parents didn't like me as much after that!!!

another time i was stoned...it was break time at school and me and a couple of mates were toking up round the back of the school...i went back to my lesson and fell asleep...the teacher came and had a go at me so i hit him...and it was wrong to do that?

if you haven't guessed already...i'm stoned right now!!!

Winki! You make me smile. Even if it is so damn early in the morning.

I took a shit on the side of a building.

me and a few friends took like 8 lortabs each and went building jumping 15 stories up and across like 10 feet. we heard from a sober friend the next day what we had done and were like...holy shit! crazy...

on new years day i ate about 20 hits of some powerfu L that i had been saving and went skiing. not like drug term skiing, like snow skiing. fucking nuts. and pretty. after a few hours i just sat at the bar and drank jamison and baileys and coffee. thats what you need in the middle of an intense trip, caffiene and liquor. and handfulls of xanax, which i tarted eating when we returned to our condo.

and i also think we should force tommyboy whatever to change his nick to "candyboy" in response to that quote.

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Good dankgirl! Maybe it will stick like that.
Get plenty of sleep and smile as much as possible. The effects of scowling, frowning and too little sleep are hovering in a small unremarkable flying saucer somewhere, just'a waiting to land on yur face cushioned by an extra gravity landing pad . Tuesday you look in the mirror and see yourself, wednesday they land, thursday your makeup doesn't seem quite right and you wonder what you forgot to do, Friday is the same. Gravity is wicked.
take care of your late 20's and early 30's, actively sabotage the little ufo's fucking ability to touch down securely. I can't spell the noise I want to make so i guess I'll stop. Have a good day

me and pc_thug...
half a bottle of burbon each + couple of beers..
decided for some reason to run into a house full of oldies and grab cd's,got chased while throwing the cds away..
then to a store which wouldnt sell us smokes, got into a bifo then he locks us in!!!
pc smashes* the glass door and we run free!

Once I got really stoned and kicked over a snowman.

Dropped a couple of microdots with a friend, and watched him pierce a couple of lighter refill cans with a biro tube, then light up a joint. Every hair on his head was burnt to a crisp. Then he walked into a shop and bought two more refill cans and did it again. He said he could see hell in the flames, he wanted to do it again but then i realised i wasnt trippin he was, and stopped him.

magic mushies + a 4L cask of wine
me n some mates hit a local metal gig, then after made our way down to the local carols by candlelight bullshit celebrations to cause a lil havoc, after running around for half an hour or so screaming shit out at the crows i found out that my fucking ausstudy was getting cut off, then jumped onto the stage where they had all the bullshit focused and started screaming out "You need money to learn, You need to be rich to learn in this country" while covered from the waist up in bodypaint (black n red, sorta tribal/gothicesque drawings everywhere with FUCK ALL GOVERNMENT in black accross my back)

man that was hell fun.

that n gettin drunk then causing havoc at teenybopper "underage nightclubs", havent done it in a while but id bet they'd take one look at me n boot me out the door. (fuckin dance pop shite club bouncers dont like punkers, n im not talkin skatepunk shit)

Carved Jesus into my leg while under the influance of 20 milligrams of ambein, then mixed it with some wine and went crazy and beat the shit out of a dog ..... *sigh*.....oh oh and then i streaked through my whole town, omg what an ugly site that must have been.

Beat the shit out of a dog? What a man you are! You should be killed!

getting high on ambien?? poor sleep deprived ppl, you should be killed!

sorry to disagree junglist, but ambien is pretty fun, i think.

my other thing was umm..oh yeah...a half ounce of russian amanitas. dont remember much, but i heard i did a few stupid things, as if that many shrooms wasnt stupid enough, ha!

I�ve done quiet a few really stupid things while "bettering my life through chemistry", but two that spring most to mind involve driving. Me and a few others were partying in a hotel bar one night and someone produced some acid between copious quantities of cider and many trips outside for smokes. Nuff said! I apparently decided to drive home at some hour of the morning, sat up on my bike and took off. A friend that had tried to stop me says he heard the rev limiter cutting in when I reached top gear and figured I was going to die so got someone with a car to come and look for me. They found me alive and well two hours later 20 miles away, blacked out on a bag of coal??? outside a friends house.

The other was 6 months ago and I remember most of this. After a night raving, 6 pills, a couple of spliffs and a few pints of whatever shite I was drinking, I was driving home next thing my girlfriend is shouting cops cops!! and I come back from dreamland and realize i've just been trying to overtake an unmarked squadcar on a bend at around 70mph. I stop and the cop gets out and starts shouting calling me a �fucking bollocks� and "you're the reason people die in accidents". He asks was i �fucking� drinking. So I stare straight ahead and say no I was�nt and start apologizing, hoping he wont look at my eyes. He says �I don�t want to fucking hear it!!! and headed for his car so I think, i�m shagged he�s gonna breathalyse me and if I fail it�s a blood sample at the station and then a car search and then jail. He gets into his car and drives off! I don�t think I was ever as scared in my life( and believe me cop thank you I have learned my lesson)
Sorry my post is so long.

Disclaimer
The owner of this memory does not encourage drink/drug use while operating motorized vehicles! Get a feckin� taxi!

that cop thing is fuckign insane man!
fuck yeah!

i still think getting high on ambien is a joke. you just got busted for smoking pot by your parents, and i should believe that you know what a good buzz is? i do remember when i was young though, so i cant blame you.

AMBIEN IS FUN, its like being drunk

whenever my friend and i get ahold of cid, it usually involves driving around by the beach, or getting lost in san francisco...both of which are quite amusing...dumb, but amusing non the less

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Originally posted by maddcow007:
AMBIEN IS FUN, its like being drunk

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se youre tired. im sorry, its just that of all the places ive been and all the ppl ive met and known, noone has ever said "hey bro, want some ambien" or "last night i was on ambien and..."

Ambiens aren't like getting drunk. Through observations, the ppl who take em act like they're spun/trippin' out on em. They do whacky things on them and make me feel like I'm trippin. I used to get a script for them and give them away. After I saw my friend take apart a lamp b/c he thought he "hid something in there" yet "didn't know what it was" and found nothing but electrical wire... well... I just didn't find any interest in taking them.

Dank

It's pretty easy to get lost in san fran.

back when i was a cross country truck driver, i was loaded with cheese from wisconsin going to riverside california. well i had been up partying for days (i dont know how many) before picking up my load and then due to the road conditions (yeah- right) i spent another night partying with my dispatcher in iowa... another night in slc utah with this girl i knew and more partying...then i hit the road...
ever been to the arizona/utah border where the gorge is??? that place has some wierd energy!!!!
i started losing it and caught myself, in a rest area i put all my ducks in a row, paperwork - log books - and turned off the cb radio cuz i was hearing the "squech monsters"...
lost a positive fix on what was reality and what was illusion, i felt it going but by the time you feel it, it's already too late...

"woke up" for lack of better words and didnt know where i was, looking out the window i could see all these bright lights. propbably what woke me... did i mentioni was still DRIVING??? i got on the cb and asked what city we were in among the colorful answers i remember "YOU'RE IN FUCKING VEGAS DRIVER!!!!"
i realized that i had to go through vegas and i was going the right way and sunk back into some of the wierdest hallucinations and dillusions you can imagine...i made it to my first drop location in riverside - had 6 to get off that day - they came off the next...

i know - i know... skip any admonitions okay?

and what kind of SORRY FUCK beats a dog?
you should be killed.
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