what can i do to pass a drugtest?

Stop smoking for a couple of days before. Then get a box of Sure-Jell from the supermarket. It'll be near the Jello and shit. Two hour before you take your test, mix one packet of Sure-Jell with one glass of water and gulp down the semi-solids. It'll be nasty, I know, but it works. Make sure you piss a few times before you go. I garuntee you'll pass, I've done it myself.

i think theres already a topic on this in spurious generalities

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Originally posted by madchemist:
Stop smoking for a couple of days before. Then get a box of Sure-Jell from the supermarket. It'll be near the Jello and shit. Two hour before you take your test, mix one packet of Sure-Jell with one glass of water and gulp down the semi-solids. It'll be nasty, I know, but it works. Make sure you piss a few times before you go. I garuntee you'll pass, I've done it myself.

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This is a joke, right?

From everything that I've read, regarding the topic [which is quite a bit over the years], there is nothing you can take internally that will give you a passing test.

No it's not a joke. And I can say that I can honestly put my hand on the bible, swear on somebodies mothers grave, or whatever you want me to that I've done this before and have tested negative. You can choose to beleive me or not, but I KNOW it works and will be luaghing it up when you have to quit to take a test and I'll still be toking no matter what. Suite yourself.

ok thanks!